Classy up a meme

What statement did you make about me, you dirty no gooder?

My sincerest apologies, but the Taylor Alison Swift of old is unable to answer her telephone. For what reason, you may ask? Why, because she is deceased!

edited 22nd Sep '17 8:58:38 AM by IchigoMontoya

You have pre-established knowledge of the fictional humanoid species often associated with Christmas toymaking resting upon a flat storage surface attached to a wall. You must now prepare yourself for a similar combination of rhyming items which consist of one object resting upon another.

edited 20th Sep '17 5:55:05 PM by Anomalocaris20

Mr. James Hurley has not once in the past, present, or future ever been admirable.

James was never cool.

I will bestow you with large pastry dishes made from the liquefied innards of the seed of the Cocos nucifera plant.

Perhaps you may inquire to yourself, "Indeed, this cannot possibly be my wonderfully built and designed place of residence!"

And perhaps you may inquire to yourself, "Indeed, this cannot be my extraordinarily attractive female spouse!"

Sorry if this has been done.

Indeed, I very well have knowledge that he has ingurgitated a food from the pressed curds of milk, firm and elastic or soft and semi-liquid in texture.

i know he ate a cheese

Gainful employment and effort?

NAY, I SAY!

Traversing the information superhighway!

For ALL ETERNITY...

The Gorilla Who Refers To Himself as an Ass.

Donkey Kong

edited 28th Sep '17 5:51:13 PM by Albino_Axolotl

Increase volume of the reproduction appendage.

related to the above

edited 28th Sep '17 10:25:45 PM by Geist-Fox

Administering medicine in the form of capsules that entices the patient to fixate their ocular organs at one side of the room to your domesticated feline.

Close. It's "pills that make you stare at X."

edited 28th Sep '17 11:34:50 PM by TroperNo9001

"taking meds to stare at cat...?"

Under certain circumstances do objects of a higher value possess inferior qualities.

Astral body of felis catus, astral body of felis catus, astral body of felis catus…

edited 29th Sep '17 8:04:43 AM by FirstSnow

Here approaches that male youth. oh cursings, what has transpired. Here comes dat boi. Oh shit whatup.

edited 29th Sep '17 10:24:18 AM by Albino_Axolotl

600 seconds into watching a popular TV show streaming service and just relaxing with your significant other and they give you this look that suggests that you should do it with them...

You are aware of the fact that the voice you are hearing belongs to Nicholas Crompton, whose shirt collar is consistently upturned for stylistic reasons. Indeed, I am capable of using my voice to create rap music. However, I do not hail from the city of Compton, California. I claim ownership of the city of England. If it weren't for the dedicated efforts of Team 10, then the United States of America would be an objectively worse nation, both economically and culturally. I will now proceed to end my verse after a mere four and a half lines. The next verse will be performed by my compatriot Chance, for you are aware of the fact that he remains in a constant state of illumination.

edited 9th Oct '17 1:29:26 PM by KingBowser9001

Individuals of both the male and female genders, and of no particular age,
Do you desire to gaze upon something unusual?
Follow us, and we will show you,
This, the urban area that belongs to us, known as All Hallows' Eve!

This is All Hallows' Eve! This is All Hallows' Eve!
Gourds that are often colored orange shriek at 12 o' clock AM!
This is All Hallows' Eve! Every individual cause great commotion!
Partake in a popular All Hallows' Eve activity involving roaming around your neighborhood in costume to collect confectioneries from your neighbors until said neighbors collapse in fear!
This urban area belongs to us, we command everyone to shriek!
In this urban area of All Hallows' Eve.

I am the individual taking residence beneath the large piece of furniture that you rest upon,
Incisors filed in such a way that they are quite pointy, and optical organs emitting bright red light!
I am the individual taking residence beneath the structures used to enable access to different floors of your house
Digits resembling serpents, and arachnids within my locks!

This is All Hallows' Eve! This is All Hallows' Eve!
All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve!
Within the urban area that we claim as our abode,
Everyone bow down to the aria of the gourds that are often colored orange!

Within this urban area, do we not all adore it?
Everyone is anticipating the next turn of events!
Around the bend, there is an individual taking residence in a metal bin usually used for waste disposal!
Something is anticipating the moment to lunge, and it will make you shriek!
This is All Hallows' Eve!
Red, the absence of color, and a shade of green resembling mucus.
Are you not filled with terror?

Well, that is wonderful!
Utter it once, utter it again,
Take a gamble and throw the dice,
Follow the Earth's lunar body at 12 o' clock AM!
Everybody shriek, everybody shriek!
Within our town of All Hallows' Eve!

I am the costumed performer who has the ability to peel away the skin on the front of my head!
Here in a jiffy, and absent before you know it!
I am the individual you refer to when you question "Who is present?"
I am the breeze that flows through your locks!
I am the silhouette found upon the Earth's lunar body during the period in which the sun is not visible!
Pumping an excess amount of terror into your reveries!

This is All Hallows' Eve! This is All Hallows' Eve!
All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve!
Gentle children in every area!
Life is unenjoyable without an interesting fright!
That is our business,
But we do not hold any malicious intent,
In our urban area of All Hallows' Eve!

Within this urban area, do we not all adore it?
Everyone is anticipating the next turn of events!
Jack, a human skeletal framework, could potentially catch you from behind
And shriek like a malicious spirit, frighten you so much that you might leap out of your own epidermis!
This is All Hallows' Eve, everybody shriek!
Would you kindly clear the path for a highly regarded individual?
Our friend Jack is sovereign ruler of the garden in which gourds that are often colored orange are grown
Everyone bow down to the ruler of the gourds that are often colored orange at this moment!

This is All Hallows' Eve! This is All Hallows' Eve!
All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve, All Hallows' Eve!
Within the urban area that we claim as our abode,
Everyone bow down to the aria of the gourds that are often colored orange!

edited 10th Oct '17 1:32:52 PM by DrNoPuma

Juvenile selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Juvenile selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Juvenile selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Juvenile selachimorph

Maternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Maternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Maternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Maternal selachimorph

Paternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Paternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Paternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Paternal selachimorph

Elderly maternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Elderly maternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Elderly maternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Elderly maternal selachimorph

Elderly paternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Elderly paternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Elderly paternal selachimorph, dododo-dododo
Elderly paternal selachimorph

Let's work together to feast on prey, dododo-dododo
Let's work together to feast on prey, dododo-dododo
Let's work together to feast on prey, dododo-dododo
Let's work together to feast on prey

Abscond from this place, dododo-dododo
Abscond from this place, dododo-dododo
Abscond from this place, dododo-dododo
Abscond from this place

Finally in a place away from danger, dododo-dododo
Finally in a place away from danger, dododo-dododo
Finally in a place away from danger, dododo-dododo
Finally in a place away from danger

This is now the conclusion, dododo-dododo
This is now the conclusion, dododo-dododo
This is now the conclusion, dododo-dododo
This is now the conclusion

edited 10th Oct '17 6:14:19 PM by TroperNo9001

This is most unfortunate! The filmmakers have included an unexpected ending!

"Aw nuts, a plot twist!"

edited 10th Oct '17 6:36:47 PM by TropesForever

We have successfully evaded the possibility of death by drowning!

EXEMPLARY INDEHISCENT FRUIT SEED◊

(arranges stones that form the sentence "I implore you to rescue me from this desert island!")

(not a single rescue aircraft lands)

(rearranges stones to form the sentence "Free prostitute here!")

(a plethora of rescue aircrafts come to the "rescue")

The title of this light-hearted and most amusing narrative is "A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia, which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant." In long-past archaic days of old, there existed A marine crustacean of the subclass Cirripedia which, to its own misfortune, was quite repugnant. This creature was, indeed, so horridly repulsive, sickening and grotesque, that, alas, the fate that had befallen those unfortunate enough to gaze upon its nightmarishly ghastly visage, was an agonizingly lengthful and tormenting demise. And, that, my friend, is the conclusion of this cautionary tale.

That failed to reassure me in any manner!

Buzz Light year​, the fictional character in the Toy Story franchise!!! I must notify and inform you that there is an extraterrestrial creature from another planet that is not recommend for humans to live on pinpointed directly behind the back of your torso located just a few digits back in the Y-coordinate scale of the top of the floor which is extremely close to the co-ordinate that your torso is located at, therefore making it as to where this extraterrestrial creature known as an alien is actually invading your privacy and may attack you in some way.