The TV Tropes Vending Machine

You get a fusion between a computer keyboard and a musical keyboard.

You get a dollar bill with Bill Cipher on it.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

edited 14th Oct '16 9:09:38 AM by TroperNo9001

At first, nothing happens. Then, out comes a cake with the word "Congratulations!" written on it. It is your favourite flavour.

I insert an Eye of Newt

edited 14th Oct '16 6:34:06 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

You get a full newt.

I insert a crappy movie.

You get The Nostalgia Critic.

I insert the human souls.

You get Omega Flowey. Have fun!

I insert the FATAL handbook

edited 14th Oct '16 7:07:47 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

You get a portal into FATAL.

I insert the vending machine into itself.

You get a Mind Screw.

I insert my nostalgia.

You get Rule 34 of your favorite childhood character.

I insert a football.

You get a soccerball.

I insert Foodfight!.

You get a pile of crap.

I insert a Nintendo 3DS.

You get a Wii U.

I insert a Keyblade.

You get a Beyblade.

I insert a bey.

Out comes an Ottoman sultan.

I insert a historical reference only 3 people here will get.

You get genius points.

I insert a bar of soap.

You get Dove chocolate. I guess you put in Dove brand soap, too.

I insert Mars. I just do.

You get enough Mars bars to fill the room.

I insert a long-expired meme.

You get a fresh new dank meme.

I insert a Core Memory.

You get the TripleDent jingle stuck in your head. Again.

I insert a Demonic Dummy.

You get a Mimikyu.

You insert a spoonful of Source.

You get an empty spoon and a printed out error message. Something about code compiling...

I leap into the machine, hoping to escape that Utahraptor with a flamethrower, and- OH $&@!, IT FOLLOWED ME IN HERE!

I get a chicken, and Ice Dragon 7 tumbles out the change slot.

I insert a cup of coffee.

You get a 2 liter of coke.

I laugh hysterically into the machine.

I get nothing.

I insert a strange crescent-moon scepter. Mima, anyone?

edited 25th Aug '17 11:15:30 AM by TropeYoshi

You get an even stranger sun-shaped wizard's staff.

I insert an orchestra.

You Get an Ipod contain all the greatest classical music of history.

I insert The Holy Bible.