Who would win? (Western Animation Edition)

Aya. She's a much more advanced AI than Cortana and operates at a much larger scale.

@Shokew Let's be honest, Megatron would just kill Team Rocket the first chance he gets. And even if he were to spare them, he would treat them like utter shit and berate them for their incompetence thoroughly. Doesn't help the fact that Megatron is a racist dickhead that views all organic life as inferior to him. Hell, Ash and his friends would be outright disgusted by his terrible mistreatment of Team Rocket and even call him out for it.

Ash: Megatron! Stop hurting Team Rocket right now!
Serena: Team Rocket may be criminals, but even they don't deserve to be treated so horribly!
Clemont: Your cruelty knows no bounds!
Bonnie: Yeah! Just because they're bad guys like you doesn't mean you should pick on them!
Megatron: SILENCE, WORMS!!! These fools deserve to be punished for their incompetence!

edited 9th Dec '15 9:58:41 AM by superboy313

I can agree with you that he'd kill them all, just like Team Rocket. Nuff' Said, in my honest opinion.

Here's a match for the ages - Scooby Doo VS. Courage - Who can be braver???

Courage. I mean, dude has gone up against actual monsters. Scooby goes up against scams.

Dracula vs. The Wolfman

edited 18th Oct '15 5:30:13 PM by AdricDePsycho

Dracula

Snoopy vs. Garfield

The one who isn't lazy - pretty obvious, at first. I'd hand it to Snoopy, only because he is less lazy.

COLD & HARD - Ice Bear VS. Ice King

edited 18th Oct '15 7:27:54 PM by Shokew

Ice Bear is the better ice person.

Dale Gribble vs. Ronaldo. Who's the more enduring Conspiracy Theorist?

edited 18th Oct '15 7:34:51 PM by TargetmasterJoe

Ronaldo.

The Mane Six vs. The Crystal Gems.

The Crystal Gems - mostly because I like them more...

I'll let someone else come up with the next fight, to be honest. A lot of your ideas sound better.

Robert Parr aka Mr. Incredible vs. Gru.

how would it turn out?

edited 20th Oct '15 8:32:16 AM by crimsonstorm15

Gru constructs a machine to destroy Mr. Incredible. Mr. Incredible in all his Genre Savvy glory defeats Gru by exploiting the flaws in his plan.

Or, going by my "No Prep Time" suggestion: Gru uses the only weapon he usually carries, the freeze ray, and encases Mr. Incredible in ice. Which he promptly breaks free from, then punches him unconscious.

okay new idea:

• one-lap race around the Nürburgring.
• two racers: Mike Chilton driving Mutt and Vert Wheeler driving the Deora II.

who will be the victor?

edited 21st Oct '15 5:53:59 PM by crimsonstorm15

Sorry, don't know both of those.

edited 23rd Oct '15 3:19:03 PM by superboy313

Maybe Mike

Better Batman spoof: Larry-Boy vs. CatMan

The Lich vs. Aku. Not in a physical battle, but in terms of evilness.

Bump.

Cannot talk about The Lich because I don't watch Adventure Time, but Aku, while definitely evil, wasn't a true cosmic Horror (despite his origins). He committed errors, to the point even Jack called him on them; and he craved respect to the point of trying to trick children into believing *he* was the hero! I guess he's been among humans too long. Mind you, he's still very powerful.

Along those lines: Aku vs Discord.

Aku - remember, only a specific magic sword can fell him. Period.

How about this?

Bill Cipher (physical form) vs. Discord

Also, Bill Cipher vs. Azula (This is a battle of wits and manipulation, as Bill would just snap his fingers and vaporize Azula in a physical fight. Who can outsmart the other?)

Do you think Aku would find the Lich to be too evil even for him?

edited 31st Oct '15 1:21:22 PM by superboy313

Discord trumps Bill.

Azula trumps Bill

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 versions) vs. The Power Rangers

As of Weirdmageddon, Bill can now use his reality warping powers in the real world. And based on the feats he's shown there, he crushes Discord with little to no effort.

I dunno, Bill is much more intelligent than the average human being. While Azula is a master at manipulation and deception, Bill might be WAY out of her league. I can imagine Azula trying to manipulate Bill into doing her bidding, only for him to turn the tables on her. Hell, Bill might even read Azula's mind and detect signs of intent within her.

The Rangers take this battle.

edited 31st Oct '15 11:08:20 PM by superboy313

Bill Cipher WINS ALL. No questions asked. It's FACT - especially with his reality warping powers in general and the fact that he has legit fun with it all.

And these would be the exchanges after their defeats:

Discord: But...how are you THIS powerful...? I-I'm the Spirit of Chaos...
Bill: Pfft, yeah right! You're just an amateur with the mentality of a three-year old! Welp, back to stone with you! [zaps Discord with a laser that turns him to stone]

Azula: How did you know my plans for you?! I was playing you like a puppet!
Bill: [laughs hysterically] You SERIOUSLY thought I'd fall for your tricks?! I was reading your mind the whole time and found out about your plans to trick me! So I just played along so that you'd unwittingly help with MY plan!
Azula: Insipid beast! You're going to pay for playing me like a fool!
Bill: Come on! You couldn't beat me in a game of chessmaster; what makes you think you can beat me head-on?
Azula: I'll teach you how to fear me!
[Azula fires a bolt of lightning at Bill. But to her shock, it has no effect on Bill as he appears completely unfazed]
Bill: Done yet? Now it's [demonic voice] MY TURN! [charges up energy in his right index finger]
Azula: NO! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!!! [screams in agony as she is obliterated by a caustic flash of blue light]
Bill: Let this be a lesson for you, Zula! Trust no one! ESPECIALLY me! [blows smoking tip of finger as if it were a gun]

edited 3rd Nov '15 7:28:41 PM by superboy313

Bill would win hands down. His intellect was capable of fooling many people, even Ford.

Leonardo or Samurai Jack?

Jack in an effortless Curb-Stomp Battle.