...What the brown?
Apparently my comment "Cookie Clause and Zesus" on this
Creature video have gotten 148 likes. I didn't expect that...
Reymmã
I was hoping it might get one or two likes, but it sped up to top spot and stayed there for weeks.
The context is that the then top comments were along the lines of "I wish love went like how it does in anime". So I gave my observation from watching the likes of Toradora:
"Sometimes I wish I were in a romantic animé...
"Then I remember that I would be completely without love until the age of 15-17 at which point I would come across a woman who would violently abuse me for a dozen episodes before falling for me. Or a man who would disdain and humiliate until I reformed him."
Only later did I realise the typos.
A blog that gets updated on a geological timescale.
so i made a new avatar
I had the top comment on this video for a while.
"Oil Ocean Zone can die in a fire?
Uh, probably not a good idea."
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Here, I made the second most liked comment on it roughly a year ago:
"Damn. Even I can sing better than this idiot.
And even I can't hold a note for long periods of time."
Necro!
On this video:
I made this comment:
105 thumbs up and counting.
Of course, replies are divided on whatever I'm right or wrong.
edited 24th Mar '13 11:16:44 AM by chihuahua0
Let's see... I've got a fair amount of these on videos about topics as diverse as Castlevania Judgment's plot, LP videos (including KFJ, medibot, ProtonJon and even a Retsupurae Rongupurae), Todd in the Shadows...
My personal record is still on a Pokemon/Discovery Channel mashup.
is All Elite
Top quote on this video was mine, with 232 thumbs and counting:
The Harbinger of Strange
I had one that I can remember... It was on Brawl Taunts 2. (Except the video below is a dupe, so you won't find my comment there.)
"Who else was expecting Lucario to fart?"
I had like 50 thumbs ups. I was so surprised because I just commented the first thing that came to my head. 
edited 27th Mar '13 11:34:21 PM by Alma
You need an adult.
Leaving one last thing here at TV Tropes before I'm gone, since I'm sure a considerable amount of the community here can appreaciate this.
Both my replies are currently the top comments, with the other guy's comments hidden by downvote.
edited 1st Apr '13 8:08:43 PM by Sixthhokage1
When I tend to make top comments, they are usually done in the style of characters speaking within the game. Not all of them are top comments anymore, but they were for a while (You Tube gets a bit weird sometimes with sorting older comments, such as in the second one I mention where my comment has more likes than both of the top comments) I on occasion get a few zingers, but a few of them are as follows:
From Just Cause 2 assassination with a plane:
"On the morning of August 11th, we were escorting the colonel on a patrol of a city rooftop.
Then a plane hit him in the forehead.
Addendum: In light of recent events, I request a transfer to a different department. Indoor location preferred."
End Report.
From Two Best Friends Play Eternal Darkness Part 18:
If Eternal Darkness had letters like what Pat imagines they were like...
Letter home from Bobby Scarpa, Lance Corporal:
"EY! TONY! YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKIN' MA SISTER WHILE I'M OVER HERE, YA' PRICK! Also, do a bro a favor? Don't tell Ma' that I got my leg blown off by the goddamn Krauts? If ya' do, I'm gonna' hop back over there and kick your ass with the stump.
And for fuckin' my sister, since I know you ain't keepin' yer dick in ya' pants you SUNOFFABICH.
Hugs-n-Kissies, Bobby."
From SSoHPKC's Transformers Fall of Cybertron Walkthrough Part 13note :
I would like to say that your offspring died in the process of FAILING ME! He was only supposed to destroy an energon transport vehicle, something I could do with my optics shut! But instead, he was shot down and crashed. He probably exploded, and it was likely just as pathetic a show as the flying that saw him crash in the first place!
Undisputed Decepticon Leader for Life, Starscream.
P.S: You will be receiving no remains. Swindle sold them."
Oh, I still have one. From this:
Which is of course Roger Daltrey's peerless singing of Elton John's classic song, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me", from the movie "The Lost Boys"
And I quote:
"This, childers, is how a vampire movie should be. Blood, sex, death and magic. None of that sparkly daywalking crap from Twilight."
edited 3rd Apr '13 8:07:57 PM by TamH70
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
I recently got one, although I am not sure how long it will last:
How to make this video even better.
1. Get Bioshock Infinite soundtrack, The Songbird
2. Pause it at 1:00
3. Mute the music at 0:31.
4. Turn the BS:I music back on.
5. Enjoy.
I just suggested this because man, the music is so inappropriate. Good music, but not a good fight music.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
This one;
whatever he can
@Six: ![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
I doubt mine will last long, but, anyway;
+30 and climbing.
EDIT, 5 / 29: +71.
edited 29th May '13 4:37:23 PM by Boxen
dead devotion
Box:Still top comment, still getting idiots trying to get me riled up popping out every once in a while
Absolutely no relation to NLK
I got one in an Epic Rap Battles Of History by asking for a match between Vladimir Putin and Theodore Roosevelt. Sadly, it was not meant to be.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
The Harbinger of Strange
OH HEY SO I FOUND ANOTHER ONE I MADE RECENTLY.
On this vid:
Yes. They are true.
143 upvotes what.
You need an adult.
Just awesome like that
On one of Proton Jon's videos from his Resident Evil 5 LP, the video covering the ending part of the "Desperate Escape" DLC:
(For those who don't get it: It's paraphrasing Wesker's best quote from his first boss fight in the game, which Jon was raving over when he and Super Jeenius came to it.)
Insert witty and clever quip here. My page, as the database hates my handle.
The filidh that cam frae Skye
On Great Big Sea's "Over the Hills" (which is Over the Hills and Far Away IN AFGHANISTAN!
edited 11th Aug '13 4:06:30 PM by SantosLHalper
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
wak
Livin' in a Koopa wooooorld
She took the Big Green Pipe going anywheeeere
Just a plumber boy
plumbing sinks in South Detroit
He took the big Green Pipe going anywheeeeere
266 thumbs up 
The filidh that cam frae Skye
"Uh oh. Did somebody say 'matress' to Mr Lambert?"
edited 19th Aug '13 6:17:48 PM by SantosLHalper
Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.
It's not the top comment anymore, but it was for a while and it got over 100 likes.
Fun fact: the way he says "sayonara" roughly translates to English as "torrent fart."
It's true, by the way.
whatever he can
+15.
edited 2nd Sep '13 2:54:24 PM by Boxen
dead devotion
Again, not the top comment anymore since it's old, but this is the comment I left that got the most likes (166).
I like this song but there are a couple things I've been wondering about it:
1) Wouldn't it make more sense to return the porn after fapping?
2) Why does he need Kleenex when he bought socks earlier?
I've had more than a few (most of them video game-related), although none of them are anything spectacular. I've actually forgotten a lot of the comments I've made over the years, and looking back, quite a few of them are... shameful.
I'm ChromeWulf. My account was unfortunately terminated due to copyright issues over AMVs I made (and long after I stopped making them, to boot).
Anyway, these are some of my better ones.
This video
of Garland vs. Garland in Dissidia at 4x speed.
+8
This video
of Kain's EX Burst in Dissidia 012:
+31
This video
of Iron Man in the arcade beat 'em up Captain America and The Avengers:
+24
Wesker's reveal trailer
for MvC3:
+36
This video
showcasing a Doctor Doom glitch in MvC3:
+17
As far as I know, these
five
or
so
videos
(just do a Ctrl + F search for ChromeWulf) have my highest-rated quotes, although they're nothing special (just quoting other sources or saying something along the lines of "This needs to be used in such and such"). The first link tops the list at +107 and is still sitting in the top comments section to this day. I only vaguely remember posting that one, though.
edited 31st May '12 3:39:39 PM by X2X
"Oh no, Sanji's Chronic Simprosis!" - Kou The Mad