How would you kill your avatar?

I would not...

(cuddles Zelda)

I don't even have to do anything to kill her. {waits for potato to darken}

edited 27th Apr '11 7:24:20 PM by Psyga315

Accidentally.

I make her faint into a fireplace, and watch in a frozen state of shock and horror as she burns up...

I'd play Russian Roulette, only with a fully-loaded revolver and I'm the only player.

I don't know.

Showing him kindness, perhaps?

Reveal the true nature of the universe to him.

edited 27th Apr '11 7:44:57 PM by BoundByTheMoon

EMP blast.

I honestly doubt I'd be able to. Maybe with enough help from Vriska...

Inject her with a chemical that dissolves her from the inside, and watch as she bubbles like a salted snail. Ahahhahahaaaa!!!

ALL OF THEM. (excluding additional avatars of the same subject)

	Lock him up in a small dark space for several months, then euthanize him with an assault rifle.
	Introduce him to a Redead.
	Call up Odin and his brothers.
	Cause all human languages in the world to go extinct and forgotten somehow.
	Sic the Romans on him.
	Amputate one of his limbs. He will try to sever the other matching limb on his own, and die of blood loss.
	If he's thinking about sewing those buttons, he's already on his way.
	Transport her through time to revolutionary Iran. They'll find some reason to execute her, I'm sure.
	Forget dragon venom—just hit him on the head and he'll eventually die of a concussion.
	The 154 has deviated from the hivemind mentality! Euthanize him with lethal injection so as not to damage the cadaver that we will donate to the medical school.
	She is already dead. Can't be killed again.
	Send him to Frisia or the Scylfings enough times and they'll kill him eventually.
	Give him a decade or two and he'll die of old age.
	Get him to fight one of the Adamantoises.
	Push him out of a watchtower.
	Convince them to build their own makeshift gallows.
	After being transported back to the early middle ages I die of bacterial poisoning from the natural water sources.
	Sic a large enough boar-cavalry of goblins on him. Enjoy.
	Burn the log. She may likely decide to perish with it.
	Tell BM to do it, he'll only be too happy to comply.
	Critical Cute Overload.
	Cannot be done. No matter what you do to them, Creepy Dolls will not die.

(balmung, don't do this.)

edited 27th Apr '11 8:40:29 PM by annebeeche

Wave-Motion Gun ahoy! Also, Macross Missile Massacre!

edited 27th Apr '11 8:23:27 PM by AttObl

Set her on fire and burn her to ashes...

edited 27th Apr '11 8:25:52 PM by Fuzy2K

...Or rip her up and make a soup out of her for the monster in my basement...

edited 27th Apr '11 9:10:34 PM by Fuzy2K

By shredding her up into Manwich.

By telling him Rarity wishes he were dead.

By burning her up and sneezing her ashes away...

By asking Zeus to do it.

Why would I want to kill Stephen Fry?

I would blow her apart with a missile...

(BTW, I wouldn't really do these things to Zeldy... It would break my heart!)

I wouldn't; I'd kill what displaced her, then reinstate her.

But I think I'd use a silver bullet, just in case.

You cant, HES IMMORTAL!

Gonna be tricky. First I'd have to block out the sun. Then make sure that there is no significant enough amount of hope left in the world that might resurrect him.

edited 30th Apr '11 7:12:26 AM by EaterOfPizza

• Awesome Zombie 22's List of Suicides!
  • 1. Listen to Tower, then jump off a tall building while singing it.
  • 2. Make toast in the bathtub.
  • 3. Depress myself so much, I lose the will to live and just shut down.
  • 4. Eat a gun.
  • 5. Juggle knives.
  • 6. Catch a grenade.
  • 7. Put my hand on a blade.
  • 8. Jump in front of a train.
  • 9. Go through a lot of pain.
  • 10. Take a bullet through the brain.
  • 11. Die.

edited 30th Apr '11 7:05:26 PM by AwesomeZombie22

Even if I wanted to, I doubt I'd be able to. He'd be all "bitch, please" and backhand me into the nearest wall.

Lets see... Here's a few...

~Fart on her face, gagging her

~Set her on fire, burning her up

~Blow her up

~Rip her up and eat her alive

~Throw her into an industrial shredder