It doesn't have a spaceship, but it can probably fly you there.
I need to walk down some stairs, but my legs are broken.
hey
He can carry you!
I have been kidnapped by a Torture Technician. HELP!
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this(Fawful)
Freedom! But you will be brainwashed.
@Thegeniusyoshi: You can hotlink images from Tvtropes simply by pasting the link. This also includes your avatars.
Not if you get Mind Controlled first!
What is the derivative of x 2y 3 + 3y 3 = x - 4y?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
She's an expert at physics, this should be child's play.
I need something deleted of the web.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.None of my avatars have web skills, but maybe Electrobab's electricity powers can brute force it off.
I can't tape these two things together.
hey
Just tear of a bit of it's ribbon and tie those things together.
I need help dealing with a bossy and mean babysitter
You'll need a villain number one to chase a babysitter on the run!
Someone's been breaking into my wine cellar every night for a week now.
edited 6th Aug '17 2:56:57 AM by Ghostninja109
There were probably multiple attempts of breaking into Bruce Wayne's wine cellar, so he should be experienced in this matter.
Local cult is causing a ruckus around these towns.
edited 6th Aug '17 3:15:03 AM by kaalban
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Run 'em over.
I need to find a good movie to watch.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
He's called the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man for a reason - he's willing to help with mundane tasks. And considering that his true identity is kind of a nerd, maybe he'll know a lot of movies to recommend.
I need tips on drawing.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
The villager can do a lot of things so i'm pretty sure he can draw
Trying to get subs on you tube
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Almost anything Jojo related is bound to get you atleast a few subs
I need a Ninja Maid
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!Gwen (the blue one with fur) could maybe pass as one.
I am trapped in an active volcano.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
She has a Wvyern, she can fly you out.
I need a bomb defused.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Nedry's a smart guy. He could work it out as long as there aren't any poison-spitting dinosaurs around.
I need to stop a bank robbery.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.Batman probably deals with this stuff all the time.
I'm trapped in the Void Between the Worlds.
edited 27th Feb '18 6:04:04 PM by Ghostninja109
Just sign this contract here and I'll gladly have you out of here in no time!
The Battle Theme Music is kicking in and a giant beast is coming out of the ground!
edited 27th Feb '18 6:21:55 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Some explosives, and the beast is no more.
I need to beat up a dumbass who forgot to put a situation in this thread.
edited 27th Feb '18 6:25:10 PM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Mafia will gladly help beat up annoying pest!
We need to roll back atmospheric CO 2 levels back to pre-20th century levels.
edited 27th Feb '18 7:46:49 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"My current avatar (Primarina) could probably lower global warming with the cold water.
Everyone from The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is out for my blood!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Just give hims 2 or so more levels in the jungle, and he'll kill everyone in 10 seconds
My vinyl's scratched!
For those that I love, I will fight!I'm being chased by murderous clones of myself!
Here, have a friend who is hilariously OP.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
The Eleventh Doctor had a habit of getting trapped in boxes, some of which could keep in TIME. I'm sure a titanium one is child's play to him.
I need someone with a spaceship to take me to the nearest starbase/lunar colony.
Is not impressed.