Which of your avatars would you send out to fight the last avatar?

The rules are simple. The first person posts an avatar from their gallery, then the next person posts one of their avatars that they think has the best chance of defeating it, and so on.

Telling us why you think that avatar is best suited for the fight would be appreciated.

To start us off, I'll give some examples:

(Sanji will be our first fighter.)

(Since Sanji Wouldn't Hit a Girl, he has no chance of winning this fight. Suzy beats him by jamming a pencil into his eye.)

(Mecha-Drago would simply eat the little girl.)

There is nothing that Snow Villiers can't punch out. A smallish robotic reptilian thing is no exception, and he's had a lot of experience killing robotic animals anyway.

edited 9th Apr '11 8:04:11 AM by annebeeche

The Mask of Justice (my only avatar at this point) quickly realizes that Snow has him beat in the boxing department, so would use his ability to see in the dark and through solid objects, along with his sleep gas gun, to evade and wear down the opponent.

Jack Clive, like the Mask of Justice, can see in the dark, is an experienced hitman and should be able to take him out quickly with a few buckshots. Also happens to have a six-shot revolver and a lead pipe in case Plan A fails.

edited 9th Apr '11 8:21:06 AM by annebeeche

Looks normal. So a normal psychopathic teacher will do the job.

edited 9th Apr '11 10:54:32 AM by Shichibukai

Niloufar happens to be the previous avatar's boss. She should be able to take out the teacher with an M16 and whatever explosives she has on hand.

And I still draw Only Six Faces. Goddamnit.

edited 9th Apr '11 11:17:58 AM by annebeeche

Meet Revy "Two hands", the best gun in the whole Orient.

edited 9th Apr '11 11:23:35 AM by Shichibukai

This is Ymir, te first frost-giant. It took three gods (including Odin) to kill this guy.

edited 9th Apr '11 11:26:06 AM by annebeeche

Akainu is made of pure lava. No frost can beat him. He melts the ice giant.

edited 9th Apr '11 11:29:46 AM by Shichibukai

My cat is only too happy to chase down the pikmin and eat it.

edited 9th Apr '11 11:45:41 AM by annebeeche

Rena hugs it so hard it dies from suffocation.

A half-mad, battle-hardened blue-painted naked Celt rapes the young girl, kills her, then rapes her again.

edited 9th Apr '11 12:00:15 PM by annebeeche

Gretel, who is out for revenge against nasty rapey things, shoots the monstrosity with a light machine gun and disembowels it with a hatchet.

edited 9th Apr '11 12:13:32 PM by Shichibukai

LJN publishes a shitty video game adaptation based on Gretel's quest for revenge, which causes her to be severely weakened by bad game design.

edited 9th Apr '11 1:13:25 PM by Cliche

Who else?

The horridness of the game drives AVGN insane.

He runs Ken over with a train.

Borghild tosses the train over a cliff, then punches in the skull of the conductor and everybody else on it, alive or dead.

edited 9th Apr '11 1:38:07 PM by annebeeche

She wouldn't dare hurt the Ross twins, right?

...Then again, if she sees them, the scientists that created these two clones would just have to... dispose of her....

edited 9th Apr '11 2:56:52 PM by Tatsumar

Sir Crocodile blinds her with a sandstorm, then sucks all the moisture out of her body with his right hand.