The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Nervous Newbie bit never gets old, apparently.

That conservative guy's reaction to learning how bad health care is in Knoxville was brutal. He was totally lost, but he couldn't admit that there's anything wrong with the US health care system.

Fucking hell....just stop being poor?....what a clueless fucker.

Leaving a guy literally speechless, that is impressive.

I'm surprised Fox News doesn't have a "Don't talk to the Daily Show under any circumstances" rule.

edited 7th Mar '14 4:05:19 PM by Mullon

I kinda wonder if the people who talk to the Daily Show just all think they're smart enough to be able to pull one over on the show themselves. They never are, obviously.

Sometimes I wonder if the people interviewed just don't know about the Daily Show.

edited 8th Mar '14 1:37:31 PM by nightwyrm_zero

It's gotta be them thinking they can one-up the Daily Show.

The main thing is theyre used to news programs doing zilch-all research before asking them questions, leaving most politicians woefully underprepared for interviews with people who actually do research.

There's been a Daily Show thread all this time and I've never posted here? BLASPHEMY!

WOW this judge is a [redacted] that knows nothing about the civil war/slavery/bleeding kansas.

First time I've ever yelled at my tv screen at the sheer stupid shown.

How could Lincoln done anything when the damn south left the union before he was even inaugurated? If slavery was dying then why did Kansas bleed? etc UGH.

Ah game show turns rage into laughter. Thanks for that daily show.

edited 11th Mar '14 8:27:41 PM by lordnyx

So. Question I have been meaning to ask...

Why does Jon hate Arby's again?

I mean I hate their food too but I doubt I would make continuous reference to how awful it is on national tv.

As he's pointed out the last few times he's done it, it's completely arbitrary and unprovoked. He just likes to make jokes about Arby's.

edited 11th Mar '14 8:36:42 PM by BadWolf21

well. In fairness, slavery was dying on its own at one point..and then the Cotton Gin was invented.

In short, the judge either has his dates horribly wrong or is slightly insane.

edited 13th Mar '14 6:58:58 AM by midgetsnowman

Oh man, the #McConnelling bit was hilarious. Perfect to balance out the anger that FOX News invokes in us all.

I've created several McConnelling videos so far.

First, "Hungry Eyes": http://t.co/LLZTbyeBcE

"Sharp Dressed Man": http://t.co/IyKzNrIcJU

The Mitch Roll: http://t.co/xczpYz5Pu1

"Shiny Happy People" and "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine): http://t.co/JBLDw1VWfl, http://t.co/MaHGFKsIib

edited 14th Mar '14 12:17:57 PM by Premonition45

A Dangerous Mind by Within Temptation.

It's in your eyes, what's on your mind.

I fear your smile and the promise inside.

It's in your eyes, what's on your mind.

I fear your presence, I'm frozen inside.

edited 14th Mar '14 7:24:09 PM by Zendervai

The tempo on that one works really well; there's a cut roughly every four bars.

Within Temptation was a local act here. I remember seeing them live at least four times, and I've never paid money for them. I was a volunteer worker at the local concert venue, and once a year WT would perform there. Attendance kept getting bigger and bigger, and finally they outgrew our stage. I never really liked their music, but it's good to see a local band achieve genuine success.

Decided to try Mc Conelling. I can't decide which I like more: Your eyes, your eyes, or the slow build-up.

God, up tempo pop/rock turns it into a training montage. That's awesome!

Everyone seen the Guile's Theme Goes With Everything version by now I assume?

Got some brand new McConnelings:

"She's Like The Wind": http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=lU9p1WRfA9w&audio_start=0

"My Hero": http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=EqWRaAF6_WY&audio_start=0

"Every Breath You Take": http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=OMOGaugKpzs&audio_start=0

Theme from Terminator 2: http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=DhWs3DVk-FU&audio_start=0

"Where My Heart Will Take Me" aka "Faith of the Heart": http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=-8OpsPok6iQ&audio_start=0

"Nowhere Man": http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=nrdTX8m5G98&video_start=0&audio=GGlCXAfP0x8&audio_start=0

edited 15th Mar '14 9:16:18 PM by Premonition45

This stuff is gold. Since I was in a Voltaire mood earlier, I'll toss these two in.

When You're Evil

Well hello there little boy. Don't be shy. Step right up I'm a reasonable guy. Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.

Mine by Disturbed

House of Cards Theme

Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen

Sad But True by Metallica

Such Horrible Things by Creature Feature

And finally, the one that we all knew was coming

One Winged Senator.

(I confess I probably didn't massage this as much as I could have)

The Republican Party's anthem