Now you get to hear all about the machines' homicidal tendencies. And no one believes you when you tell them about it.
And building on that, technopathy.
edited 14th Feb '11 10:01:57 AM by MsieurLapin
Oh look! You have a mindvirus! Too bad you can't install debugging software to your brain....
Hydro Manipulation
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Unfortunately, it only works on the water from your body.
Power: Flying Brick.
Hey
You are a literal brick, and you can only 'fly' in a sense.
As in, you go 'flying' through the air after someone threw you off a cliff.
Clairvoyance.
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
Hugo Weaving now has superpowers
Super speed
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
RM/8
Your acceleration sucks. So does your braking and turning. (really they're all the same thing but most people choose to keep them distinct.)
edited 23rd Feb '11 10:05:36 AM by AweStriker
"Only now, after being besieged by a flock of talking ponies, did he really understand what he'd lost. "
Hyaa!
You need a lot of water and run the risk of dehydrating or freezing the water in your body.
Transformation.
You can only transform into a middle-aged, non-powered and slightly overweight balding man named Frank.
Planet Juggling.
Hyaa!
You can only juggle the Adema album
X-ray vision
You can't see through their skin, only their clothes, and it only works on old people.
Super Geddan!
Usually here.
You can no longer do normal tasks, so you die.
Telekinesis
AC:NL Dream Address: 5200-2582-5967
You cannot turn it off, so every your thought causes things around you to move around.
It only works when people are extremely close to you and when they thinking gay thoughts.
The ability to detect toast.
Can-I-Bus
You can only bend reality to make things inconvenient for you.
The power to control time.
Can-I-Bus
Every usage decreases the size off your penis by one inch.
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
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Only can change things into poop.
Super Belch-Man
edited 1st Jul '12 11:16:59 AM by every108minutes
OPEN DA DOOooOR!
You have terrible gas for the rest of your life.
Nothing Can Ever Go Wrong For Me Man
Can-I-Bus
Everyone else within 1000 feet of you die instantly.
Intangibility.
edited 1st Jul '12 11:18:50 AM by KingNerd
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Definition of "wrong" is relative. Everything goes wrong in your perspective.
Santa
OPEN DA DOOooOR!
You slip off of a roof and die because some guy calling for you startled you.
The power to be an awesome DJ.
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
You're so awesome, you get stalkers, and eventually you need to go into hiding out of fear of Loony Fans
Reality warping
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
Reliability rate: four percent, plus or minus four percent.
Machine Empathy.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.