Some say P. Diddy caused 9/11

P. Diddy wrote the Ending to Mass Effect 3

P. Diddy greenlight Butt Ugly Martians

P. Diddy wrote the theme song for The Brothers Flubb

P. Diddy is the other reason Waldo is hiding

P. Diddy chases waterfalls.

P. Diddy is the walrus, and made everyone believe that Paul was dead.

P. Diddy created Pupa and Green Green.

P. Diddy, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he's dead.

P. Diddy is responsible for the unpopularity of both Looney Tunes and The Muppets from 2000+

P. Diddy wrote Horn Sweet Horn.

P. Diddy made the original cast not return for PPG 2 K 16

P. Diddy wrote Polar Shit (Norm of the North)

P. Diddy got Michael Bay addicted to explosions

P. Diddy keeps M. Night Shamalamadingdong making movies

P. Diddy wrote The Gallows

P. Diddy kidnaped every anime youtuber and forced them to watch Sword Art Online for 30 days straight, which is why every anime youtuber hates the show.

P. Diddy caused Milli Vanilli's machine to break....wait, that was a good thing.

edited 3rd Sep '16 12:22:59 PM by Smasher

P. Diddy came up with the The Annoying Orange

edited 4th Sep '16 12:46:11 PM by hamza678

P Diddy tried to disband Rooster Teeth, and made his own bootleg Rule 34 episodes of RWBY, and Red vs Blue.

P. Diddy convinced Cartoon Network to start making live-action shows.

P. Diddy made Nick greenlight Fanboy and Chum Chum and Breadwinners

P. Diddy invented Comic Sans.

P.Diddy draws Rule 34 MLP art.

P. Diddy, in addition to kidnapping every anime youtuber and forcing them to watch Sword Art Online for 30 days straight, two of those days consisted entirely of the rape scenes.

P. Diddy faked the mass shootings.

P. Diddy is the guy You're So Vain is about

P. Diddy is responsible for the death of every non-evil character in all of fiction.

P. Diddy is a writer for Family Guy.

P. Diddy Skewered with the results to make Trump the Republican nominee.

P. Diddy is the real president and Obama is just a figurehead.

P. Diddy was the boss of the animators for Sausage Party.

P. Diddy is Witholding The Cure for every disease known to man.

edited 8th Sep '16 4:28:10 PM by Smasher

P. Diddy is the head of HYDRA

P. Diddy helps Mike Michaud and Rob Walker run Channel Awesome.

P. Diddy wrote Metroid: Other M.

P. Diddy convinced Stephanie Meyer to start writing.

P. Diddy is the real writer behind Fifty Shades of Grey

P. Diddy sunk the Titanic, and caused the Hindenburg to crash.

P. Diddy started the Great London Fire.

P. Diddy destroyed Pompeii. The volcano was just to cover his tracks.

P. Diddy blew up the SpaceX Rocket.

P. Diddy gave me that irritating rash on my arms last month.

P.Diddy blocked the calls for a second Brexit referendum.

Despite demanding for the second referendum in the first place.

P. Diddy gave uranium to Worst Korea.

P. Diddy eats children at his local hospital.

P. Diddy became the children at his local hospital, and then bankrupted the Make A Wish Foundation by wishing for infinite wishes.

P Diddy streaked across the Korean DMZ/Demilitarized zone, trying to restart the Korean War for giggles.

Or maybe he just wanted to show the border guards himself, but either way, pretty bad.

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P. Diddy killed four ambassadors in Benghazi and made Hillary take the fall for it.

P. Diddy runs the Russian athletic team's vast doping network.

P. Diddy fucked with the Jesus.

Those replacement NFL refs and Pac-12 refs? They're all P. Diddy's ideas.

P. Diddy wrote the theme song to The Nutshack.

It's not the Nutshack, it's P. Diddy.

P. Diddy is responsible for my maths teacher never helping with assignments.

P. Diddy talked Nixon into doing that Watergate thing.