ETERNAL
-chuckling, gets slapped-
-The Assassin stabs the screen-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Time's up!
Stop Killing My Titles
...(stabs the computer multiple times)
grah
True King Of Yggdrasil
Not bad. Time for a change of pace.
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
Stop Killing My Titles
...(raises an eyebrow, then shuts the computer down)
grah
The Beta Male
-Most likely has no concept of sex at the moment. Blows up the computer anyway, because it was there
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
*facepalms*
Problem Child
...
-Puts on 3-D glasses-
...
-Takes them off and on and off-
...ah...
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
In Perpetual Finality
...W-what in God's name...? Judith! I need you to do something for me. Go back to the rebel base, find out which one of them wrote this appalling smut, and I'll have them put on the next train to Nova Prospekt... Perverted mongrels...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Stop Killing My Titles
(punts the computer into orbit with a furious roar)
grah
"... and as the moonlight shimmered on the calm surface of the lake, Morgan transformed him into a beautiful prince. Everything went well until the next morning, when he saw his reflection in the water and roared 'what the fuck did you do to my face, woman?' "
edited 30th Nov '12 7:10:36 PM by AnEditor
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
all the loose ends
A chill feller
... WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?!? D:
-whacks laptop with stick-
edited 1st Dec '12 6:56:00 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Stop Killing My Titles
Whoa, hey, whoa! I know I'm bi, but this guy's here... Isn't he illegal?!
grah
True King Of Yggdrasil
That's it the author can take it up the ass.
Humanity wants equality yet supremacy stands in the way. Destroy that and we can embrace equality.
Ave Imperator
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
This is a signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
-Casts Bahamut on the laptop-
Just a Bug
...
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Calamity is a housewife
(blushing like you wouldn't believe) Wh-wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAT?! WHO WROTE THIS?!
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Stop Killing My Titles
Huh. Out of all the fuckery I've seen around, this one seems pretty decent. The idea of "Christmas present" is cliche as shit, but it works every time. She could have bigger boobs though...
grah
Calamity is a housewife
...who writes this stuff?
And....d-did it really have to bring THAT up so many times...?
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Stop Killing My Titles
A sequel, huh? Well, I can always enjoy a good read. It's not the same as a movie, but works well enough for imagination.
...Although I wonder, what's with that "Mu" thing...
grah
GROWWWWWWL
Um...well...it makes more sense than a lot than the other Crack Pairings on here.
MISSED ME?!?!
...Why did I even bother...?(throws the book away)
grah