P-puyo? WHAT THE FU-
"What the— Who on earth would write this?!"
edited 15th Jan '11 9:00:09 PM by FuschlatzOReilly
Fanfiction.net? Pfft. Another human creation, I wonder what horrible things are found in this collection of tales.
(searches for zombies, and comes across a Fic titled Moe and the Zombie)
What is Moe? Hrm... this concept intrigues me, and I must investigate further.
(reads it)
The author is living in Canada, hm? Very well. I'll proceed to obliterate it.
edited 15th Jan '11 9:06:38 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here."...I'm gonna kill whoever said 'zombies are the new moƩ'."
Ehh...a lotta cuteness, but I dunno how old she is. Besides, I have Nova to think about!
I... don't even know what that is.
I believe that this is what the Earthen population refers to as 'creeped out'.
"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - MediaMAH BOI, I didn't strive for this!
I can't stop listening to thisAngry German Kid? Wow. Way to be blunt. Well, let's see what this is about...
(five minutes later)
.... I will vaporize the entire universe to prevent such horrendous literature from being sculpted by these feeble monkeys.
Usually here.WHY!!!!!????
MEDIC! BRAIN BLEACH CHARGE! NOW!
edited 16th Jan '11 12:47:50 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Team Fortress? What is it with these blunt titles? And... "Heavy and Zombie Share a Sandvich"?
(reads all of it, then re-reads it to make sure that what she had witnessed was true)
I'm never eating a sandwich ever again.
Usually here.Why is it so popular to ship me with dead people?
Who is this Haruhi Suizimiya and why is she melancholic?
(reads fic)
Because this abomination of literature was spawned from the depths of the internet. I mean... robots? Time travelers? Robots that fuck me? Psychics? Robots that engage in sexual activities with zombies?
Usually here.Yeah, we REALLY needed to see this right now...
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?"Hokey Smokes! How can I make innocence return?!"
edited 16th Jan '11 2:14:30 PM by UnorigunNalname
My name remains a mystery to us all....
Is this an abomination in disguise?
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee"Whoever shipped me with that THING is going to pay..."
I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE FUCKING MEN! NOT LEETLE BABIES!
I now go by Graf von Tirol."When Badass Meets Badass, huh? I might actually like this..."
HER DESPAIR BEFORE THE COMPLETE OBLIVION IS A MUSIC TO MY MIND. I AM PLEASED.
I HAVE BIG TEETH FOR CHEWING
Yet another snowclone of this premise. Begin!