Forever a hoopy food
My brain is melting...
...So... Apparently, in this one, it's like the room, except for some reason, me and Chibichi are way more than merely cuddling...
*Beat.*
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The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
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I am so sorry for using your method of typing engie but it just looked like, and turned out to be, so much fun! ^_^
Student of Story
... look, I'm fairly fond of Lai, and think there's at least a chance we'd get along decently in real life. And the mutual geekery and bonding over it was cute. But I don't know about anything more, whereas this author did the equivalent of a porn scene where characters talk for 2 sentences and then start have sex in nearly impossible positions and ways.
And sorry, but that doesn't cut it for me. At all.
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
The Scarlet Witch
Oh, this one was surprisingly decent. Except for the spontaneous birthday sex. And of course it was anatomically impossible. Ugh. >.<
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
"Earl's Present"
What the blazes is...
Umm... why the hell does it have to be 47 pages of this?! The three pages of non-smut is adorable though.
edited 3rd Aug '15 11:57:12 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Goddess of Nature
So, this was just him making me watch Jon Tron's videos...
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
So that author takes a lot of my JonTron reactions and involve him in a threesome with me and Bats. I don't know what's going on in his head, but I don't like that.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Mistress
This is just him making me a sandwhich.
The descriptions are nice but given that there isn't much character building I feel it's sorta... pointless.
Maybe the writer just did it as exercise?
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Tief girl with eartude
Fortunately, while I'm in the story for no reason, the author just has me being a Cool Big Sis to him and his actual shipmate.
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The Mistress
Heck, it even has you giving me hints for making him sweets in case the idea comes up again!
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Student of Story
*Rubs his temples* It's a pretty bad sign when Deltora starts off addressing me as "sempai" with absolutely no explanation for why we're even in the same country. *Goes back to reading*
...
*Some time later*
... it was worse than I thought it would be. It was so much worse.
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Joyful angel
Well that was terrible.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
The Scarlet Witch
WHY WAS MY ROSALINA AMIIBO USED AS A-
-throws up for the rest of the day- x.x
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Tief girl with eartude
Whoever wrote this doesn't know anything about Nintendo games. Or girl gamers. Or girls. Or gamers.
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Joyful angel
Looks like I got the ron the death eater treatment in this fic.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
This is all kinds of ridiculous. The fact that I'm some kind of serial killer isn't even the worst bit.
The Mistress
This has me helping her get over a recent traumatic event, I do so by helping her cook something than bringing her to go ice skating with me and one of my real life friends. With me easily fucking it up. After that I practice a little bit with the piano alongside my teacher and then we talk a little bit about instruments.
She leaves feeling much better. And I stare at her wondering if I should tell her before dismissing "Such silly thoughts"
...
Okaaaaaay... I can't complain about my characterization, not much at least. But you're gonna have to ask her about hers.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Back after a long hiatus
This was just us playing CATastrophe
together. There were other characters as well, but the two of us were the main characters. Gonna be honest, this was adorable. Bonus points for being well-written and characterizing both of us correctly.
my current job
This one's more boring than anything else, I'll be brutally honest.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
>Reads beginning
How many times do I have to tell them that I don't swing that way? And why the hell do they always get my appearance and personality wrong?
> A long while after that
Y'know I am going to give the author a good reason for the Ron the Death Eater treatment he gave me and by that I mean....I'll make sure they don't write anymore....
The Mistress
The Soul Nomad and The Sandman references were amusing.
That's about it though, everything else was incredibly pretentious or just plain not fun to read.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
GODDAMMIT! THE BRAZILIAN FART PORN JOKE HAS MORE THAN WORN OUT ITS WELCOME!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
...why am I a clone of her in this fic?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.