Did he say gruesome or threesome?
But I remember 5 cavemen in that old cartoon.
1000 YEARS OF DARKNESS!!!!!
I was making a comment on how Romney was trying to scare people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Polite smartass.
"John's boobs made me feel better after astronomy kicked my ass, so it's the least I could do."
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
My Teacher: *points to something in my assignment* What's that?
Me: Fires of hell.
edited 5th Oct '12 4:15:12 PM by Hermiethefrog
"CANCER VERSUS GORILLA."
Freelance Worrywart
From These Very Forums:
"You should sword him. Sword him hard."
ETERNAL
"Hey, is it ok If I have the last of the French Kings?"
My mother: "What?"
"BOURBON, can I have the last of the Bourbons?"
My mother: "Oh, yeah"
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."![[awesome]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/minis/award_star_gold_3.png "[awesome]"){kind=small}
i seee youuuu
"Dude, I think your termites OD'd."
For reference, we were doing that experiment with the BIC pens and termites where you draw a line, and the chemicals in the ink a similar to termite pheromones, and thus they follow the line. One of my friends drew a circle and shaded it in to the point where the paper was wet with ink. The termites pretty much passed out/died when placed there.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Polite smartass.
"Aaaagh I hate you with the passion of a thousand suns."
Spoken to my alarm clock.
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
Pirate AND writer!
"Try Pennywise Coffee's all-new Albino Arachnid flavor, courtesy of the Overlook Hotel!"
Our drama teacher related to us a story about finding a nest of albino spiders in her coffee maker. I joked that it sounded like something out of a Stephen King story, and then thought up the above line a few hours later.
Looking for some stories?
All hail
"It's Pirate Jesus!"
The car parked next to us had a Jolly Rogers sticker and a Christian Fish sticker on it. We assume it was either Pirate Jesus or Christian Pirates.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
Aang is not a girl.
edited 7th Oct '12 2:04:17 PM by HeroShepherd
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Christian pirates fly the Rho-and-crossed-Chi. :P Or maybe that's just me. <_<
Did you know this section has a character limit?
"I'll have to see the next Twilight film to listen to that Punk Rock song."
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
Freelance Worrywart
"I can't believe we just shipped Professor X and Xena."
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
"THIS.
IS.
WARRRRR."
Two-bit blockhead
is it strange that my favorite part about this, is that some of the girls are barefoot?
Bloody Fossil
-overly surprised tone:- "Bruce Willis is left-handed?"
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Pirate AND writer!
"Farm Ville 2: If it can't take your money, it'll settle for taking your soul."
Looking for some stories?
"Dude, I can smell a whole bakery."
you're not a Nuzlocker are you?
"I'm telling you bro, adamantium sideburns!"
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!