ETERNAL
[REDACTED FRIEND'S NAME] Stop falling in love with a Ginger bread man!
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Pirate AND writer!
"My God, it's turned into an Old West soap opera!"
My reaction to the second part of O Pioneers!
Looking for some stories?
way dos batman look like a transgender?
How fleeting...
"Did Peter Pan suddenly develop bulimia?"
I was watching Hook with my sister before we went to school this morning. Older Peter pan looked like he was sticking his finger down his throat to make him throw up, and the quote was spawned!
"Super Nun...yeah, that has a nice ring to it."
I don’t even know anymore.
Bloody Fossil
-Terminator voice:- "We need your land, your resources and your services."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
"MY NAME IS ROMANCE! MY NAME IS ROMANNNNCEEEE"
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Is your forename 'Bad'? :P
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"DOES GERMANY USE A QUEEN?
GERMANY USES A QUEEEEEEN"
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I hope so. 
Way doss Bat Man like you best, I'm the one with dead parents.... whate a minute *
edited 11th Sep '12 10:31:24 AM by HeroShepherd
Polite smartass.
(@Telcontar: I was speaking to my grandmother after a fishing trip XD)
"I love you too! ...And your butt... IS AN OCEAN."
I've returned from the depths to continue politely irritating the good people of TV Tropes.(◕‿◕✿)
It's Like Arguing on the Internet
Said on the internet:
"I spent most of my work day surrounded by sorority girls, so I can't really complain."
Easier to just read this
than try explaining here.
Nightmare Muse
Everrry single call I rrreceive is of Great Import!
After changing my ringtone to something a little more dramatic.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
The Darkness Grows
"Mentally walks out and slams door behind her."
RISE
Bloody Fossil
"Jesus H. Jonas Brother."
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
"My tummy hurts. I think I might be pregnant, which is weird because I haven't even had sex lately."
I'm male.
Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Freelance Worrywart
"You could maybe take a Master's in Provocative Clothing Accusation Making"
Any context will only make it sound worse :L
Let the age of bubble muffin begin.
ETERNAL
"What if God, was a cake?"
This lead to:
"If God is a cake, and we are made In God's likeness, then we are all cakes, and God is a cake because people love cakes, and hence because God is cake, we love him."
The amount of times I got "The Cake Is a Lie" in response to that is ridiculous.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
This cake is not a lie all embrace the word of the cake.
Did you know this section has a character limit?
"Diapers just sounds so much more scientific than Nappies."
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Then you will eat the Cake, and the Cake shall set you free...
Cthulhu is a more appealing partner then a Xinomorth to me
Carrier of Pigeons
"But Thor is my daddy, so it's not like it matters what the fuck the Greeks think in the first place. After all, Apollo is a communist."
... I made weird friends in college.
ADHD? Bitch please, those are battle instincts!
Bloody Fossil
"Look, Johnson [name changed], monocultures!"
edited 14th Sep '12 5:12:54 AM by Catfish42
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
...Is there any context in which that will make sense, Takwin? XD
That was the amazing part. Things just keep going.