The strangest thing you've said today...

"Thanks."

"My last words, I promise, will be 'Everybody's got Aids and shit'".

edited 14th Nov '16 12:00:04 PM by fredhot16

Cheating because I actually said this yesterday, but whatever.

"Dude, this $1 record gets you all the classical music and figure skating sex action you could ever want."

"Woody, watch this, I bet $10 he's going to post up 'Crawling in My'— AW FUCK, HE GRABBED THE LEGO BATMAN SONG."

edited 14th Nov '16 9:53:05 PM by Aquatica1000

"THE POWER OF STAR-BUTT COMPELS YOU" (getting friends to cosplay Ichigo and Rukia after one accidentally cut her hair like Rukia's and the other - her bf - said he'd totally cosplay Ichigo)

No, but they’re both in the same smell family.

(was listening to Maxwell's Silver Hammer...)

Paul McCartney: — "But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from—"

Me: — "—The fart that he rips!"

edited 16th Nov '16 8:25:29 PM by Fuzy2K

Well this wasn't said, it was typed into a terminal, but

"Yes, because when I get up in the morning, the first thing I think is 'Boy, I'd sure love to hump a bagel!'"

In response to a friend sharing this link and asking why aren't we trying it with old people's blood.

"Also, apparently its subweapon is a bag of bees!?"

"It's disappointing that only a bunch of turtles remember that it's November."

"What do you do in your free time?" "I play basketball. What do you do in your free time?" "Oh, I crumple tin foil."

"We are having a coversation about earth diarrhea. Chunky earth diarrhea."

"You get a freebie thingamabob for graffiti-ing cartoon black space PVP Tenno samurai whatshisface or whatever."

"boyclit"

I thought that said "Delisney"...

(I misread the word "Delivery".)

and

If Kim Deal was a member of Shonen Knife, that's what her music would sound like.

edited 18th Nov '16 1:00:52 PM by Fuzy2K

"♫♫ and we just happen to be in the greatest city of the world; in the greatest city of the woOO—hat the fuck?"

—Sometimes I sing Hamilton songs without really thinking about it, but this time I interrupted a lyric

"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO COMMIT SEPPUKU HERE."

"Get some power! In fact, get that power, specifically."

"First we blew up the barn, then we emptied somebodies home while he took a shit. Best. Night. Ever."

"Worst. Cabaret. Show. Ever."

On the idea of Fate/Grand Order's incarnation of Mata Hari in another, more combat oriented, class.

You guys, how do I kill an old person?

"DISCO TITS. That's it, no more Internet for today."

"Your job will be to undress and dress him as well as grabbing his private parts when he wants you to."