Courtesy of my younger sister:
"After this, I want Po on my baseball team!" - Watching Kung Fu Panda 2
Too tired for this.I need to stop focusing on meaningless phrases and repeating them over and over. The dead will outnumber the living, under the one-hundred flags, to the sound of the one hundred-anthem cry.
"what does donut + bow and arrow equal, weaponwise?"
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkdMy gun doesn't work! oh, it's a table.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!A dialogue, actually:
Friend: "What is a cougar?"
Me: "Literally or figuratively?"
Friend: "Literally?"
Me: "An American wild cat."
Friend: "...and figuratively?"
Me: "A sexy woman over forty."
"You just got archaeologist'd!"
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me"I don't remember often, but when I do, it's dwarf spatula"
"Go food yourself."
"I just remembered I have a family."
The Spazer has made my life a whole lot easier. Now I can cut tough grease on my countertop with the Spazer.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."This is Dream Drop Distance as fuck."
but HOW?"Boners are mankind's greatest invention."
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position."HERE I COME TO SAVE THE GAY!"
It Makes Sense in Context - there's a particular Camp Gay guy who while not a stereotype does sometimes pull it off for jokes, and he was being held in a joke hostage crisis by another man with a massive false gun made of paper. So I said that and ran in with a plastic knife to carry on with it.
edited 23rd Aug '16 2:42:57 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"Are there any bees in the theatre tonight? Get them up against the wall... (Bzz! Bzz! Bzzzzzzzz!)
and
"I need to get to Nevada, but ughhh, I can't walk there." "Aren't you driving a car?" "Ah, yeah!"
I was having fun reading the English phrases on the Japanese Wikipedia article on the English language, which, by the way, contains the awkwardly phrased gem "He would say that the building had been being built." and the common English expression "Who left their dirty socks on the breakfast table?".
edited 24th Aug '16 1:25:56 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.I dunno, I'm not the Mastery Master.
"Someone - please add to my "angry fetishism Marge Simpson!""
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd"I'd like to smoke The Colonel's eleven herbs and spices."
"Don't worry, we're not creating life! Just ending it."
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.It's actually part of a YouTube comment I was posting on this, but I'm pretty sure it still counts since I read it out loud.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses youNothing says "Buy my product!" like having somebody's eyes sucked out through a tube...
In reference to a Sega Saturn commercial
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."the rumor is out of standardize of hoax"
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!"No, Dad, you're not giving the dog soda!" - Me
(Don't worry about animal abuse, my dad was just joking.)
Too tired for this."...and can you make a less dying face?"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Yellowstone Park needs to stop calling me."
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
"I don't drink weird shit like automotive coolant, window cleaner or shandy!"
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis