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SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#10626: Jul 11th 2016 at 9:26:01 PM

"They died like 500 years ago, I'm allowed to laugh"

Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#10627: Jul 12th 2016 at 7:05:24 PM

"And when I finally download it, you'll all have moved onto, I dunno, badger fights or something!"

edited 12th Jul '16 7:05:39 PM by Murataku

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#10628: Jul 12th 2016 at 8:38:07 PM

"I've never done magic inter dimensional time science before, but that makes sense to me"

ArilouLaLeeLay Freelance Distributor of Free Lances from a mostly harmless planet, far away Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
#10629: Jul 13th 2016 at 9:10:10 AM

"Whack the pirates! I don't care that everybody has left me. Just whack the freaking pirates!"

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
#10630: Jul 13th 2016 at 9:24:15 AM

``Is this a good song to lick yourself to?``

TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Student of Story
#10631: Jul 14th 2016 at 9:51:32 AM

[whiny tone of voice] "But daddy, I had my murder boner up!"

My impression of my dog and how upset she was with when I didn't let her chase and kill a wild rabbit we ran into on a walk.

| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#10632: Jul 14th 2016 at 8:45:25 PM

"22:38 - Endless Sea: mimseh dryu is now on warframe

22:38 - Endless Sea: talk to him

22:38 - Endless Sea: he needs help

22:38 - Endless Sea: the kittehpups are consuming his soul"

"Not my clan, just the resident hyperspace future gardener."

edited 14th Jul '16 9:10:57 PM by EndlessSea

but HOW?
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#10633: Jul 15th 2016 at 12:18:24 AM

"Time for me to fippity foppity fuck her!"

((Discussing my thoughts toward Daenerys Targaryen))

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SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#10634: Jul 15th 2016 at 1:03:11 AM

[up]Wow, there's a huge discrepancy between your posts (especially your amazing Trash Heap shitposting prowess and the fact that you post in the lgbt thread at all) and your "I'm a christian with stereotypical christian beliefs uwu" troper page

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#10635: Jul 15th 2016 at 1:06:21 AM

I made that page 3 years ago. A lot has happened.

Okay I just changed the stuff.

wow okay I deleted that last part, that was a douche thing of me to say...

edited 15th Jul '16 1:16:29 AM by DaftPunch

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SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#10636: Jul 15th 2016 at 1:21:01 AM

oh ok then

Edit: There may still be some outdated info in the tropes section...

edited 15th Jul '16 1:28:54 AM by SmartGirl333

valozzy Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Desperate
#10637: Jul 15th 2016 at 5:18:24 PM

"Then, you kinda make the paper your bitch? I'm not good at describing."

Outside reverse folds are hard.

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#10638: Jul 15th 2016 at 5:55:21 PM

"Trump is dump."

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SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
#10639: Jul 15th 2016 at 6:24:27 PM

"Oh,is that the Noodle Doodles dance?"

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#10640: Jul 15th 2016 at 11:03:12 PM

There's no either/or... As you can see, it is entirely possible to have both a memory card and a clementine. The only bad thing is, once you eat the clementine, you have to get a new clementine.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
#10641: Jul 16th 2016 at 7:10:41 AM

"Why would the cats want Trump 2016 shirts?"

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#10642: Jul 16th 2016 at 9:36:53 AM

"Fricklovania. It's music to my ears."

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valozzy Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Desperate
#10643: Jul 16th 2016 at 3:09:47 PM

Me: "THE INFINITY HORSE SHALL BE PUNISHED WITH TREES"

Friend: "BUT THAT'S TREESON!"

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#10644: Jul 16th 2016 at 5:01:53 PM

"And the Pole lost one marble and broke the other one!"

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#10645: Jul 16th 2016 at 10:27:18 PM

"My fursona is the crippling existential angst I live in everyday"

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#10646: Jul 16th 2016 at 10:55:26 PM

"You're so hot, cheese and meat"? Sounds like he's singing to a burger...

was reading misheard ABBA lyrics on a misheard lyrics website

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#10647: Jul 17th 2016 at 12:06:12 AM

"Although the last round showed the effectiveness of raw strength, we now know that agility Trump's strength. Naked lube wrestling is truly a thinking man's game."

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#10648: Jul 17th 2016 at 12:37:15 AM

That would be the worst superhero ever. "He has the power to spit soda back into a bottle!"

(which came from another strange thing I said):

Oh, what was that other one? ...Uh, I wanna say... "Captain Backwash", but that's not it...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#10649: Jul 17th 2016 at 7:20:50 AM

"Is it bad if I imagine Gordon Freeman as a New-Age Retro Hippie who yells out "BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OtHER SIDE!" when he goes to Xen?"

"Did you expect somebody else?"
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#10650: Jul 17th 2016 at 9:15:49 AM

"Toilet Destroyer is my secret identity! Shhhh - you'll blow my cover!"

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