Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
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"Tumblr passive-aggressiveness is always the way."
Professional Deadpan Snarker
"I'm betting on potatoes myself, but I'll change my opinion if you manage to find a place where squids are readily available."
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." -The Fourth Doctor
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be a terrorist. Now I have that dream again."
Note, when I was a kid, Marxist terrorism was slowly fading, but it was still very much a thing in the news.
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Li'l Shardfinder
You can set the bed... ownment...
(me forgetting the word "ownership" while watching a Sims 3 video)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
[GRAVITY BOMB]
"And it says here, verbatim: 'Forget the spaghetti, maximum regretti.'"
Family cookbooks accumulate some weird shit over generations.
"I, Exdeath, have disguised my self as a splinter, waiting for this very moment!" -Exdeath, 1992
LEGENDARY GALE
"TREMBL, MORTALS, AND DESPAIR! DOOM HAS COME TO THIS WORLD... in the form of barbecue pork."
but HOW?
Lugia (to the Legendary Birds) Carl, that kills people! D:
upon me finding out that explorers may have died upon meeting the Legendary Birds
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
Li'l Shardfinder
Here's what I'll do: I'll remove the lid when his head hits the spaghetti.
edited 19th Nov '15 12:50:18 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
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"unless it's to trash talk her or punch her"
drunk bunny
"It'd be so cute if she wasn't so... murdery."
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
"Oh hey, funny you should mention football, because come to think of it, I'm bisexual"
"Plot Twist: There is no plot twist and everything was a red herring
Oh my God it's like the Shyamalanest of Shyamalan films"
La Lézarde
"Press this button to become a lesbian!!"
While playing the Will You Press The Button
game, I got "You become the opposite gender but you're still attracted to the same gender."
The Pokémon Genius
"... Pretzels aren't soup!!"
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
"Autism is like being high all the time!"
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I call it a pitbulldozer, because it looks like a cross between a dog of the kind considered particularly dangerous and a bulldozer." and "Half dog, quarter frog, three quarters hog."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Back after a long hiatus
"Hydrogen dances like a fucking idiot."
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Li'l Shardfinder
Who gets dinner that nate at light? ...That late at night?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
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"I don't think there's an entertaining fish segment in Sandgate woolies."
"Running battery Santa!"
drunk bunny
"Are you implying I can be white and Snoop Dogg?"
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
[GRAVITY BOMB]
"I want to get Old Man Neighbor so that I can have an octogenarian throw ice at people!"
My smartphone drug of choice can get weird sometimes.
drunk bunny
"We say that as a joke but it turns out we actually have a black friend in the ethereal plane now."
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
The Exia is my waifu
"Dad, please take that tinfoil hat off."
Seen in the profile picture: the Gundam Flauros Rebake Full City, piloted by McGillis Itsuka, captain of the Turbines
"Oh, like you can trust lily pads. They'll eat your soul."
but HOW?