"Vehemens you dick and a half."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)I actually said that yesterday, but I could repeat it today:
"Fucking Waffen-SS Division 'Prinz Eugen'."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis"Its like anti-sex"
So, chastity...?
This is a signature."Who knew diseased livers could be so fun?"
Something something Arena."If people actually respected others just enough to not joke about the one damn thing that triggers violent memories for me, I'd probably be a little less hateful of humanity."
edited 25th Mar '15 4:59:54 PM by Landorkus
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)"If everyone is Sora, and everyone is Xehanort, is Sora Xehanort? Is Sora fighting himself? Is Kingdom Hearts secretly a metaphor for fighting one's personal demons?"
This is a signature.It makes so much sense now
"This feels like a recruitment ad for the SCP Foundation..."
edited 26th Mar '15 4:31:29 AM by Tojin
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert"But like once you commit, you gotta keep going, even if your entry isn't great. Unlike sex, you can't pull out and try again."
I have to return some videotapes. My Wall"For us, a cookie is just a cookie. A biscuit and a cookie are very different, here."
"Look up remedies. Just don't go to WebMD, unless you want to be told that you have severe tetanus, or that your jaw's been blown off, or something."
edited 26th Mar '15 10:40:32 AM by SpaceWolf
This is a signature.Bubble, bubble, toilet in trouble...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."It's your favorite drunk!"
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)"My pants are not unalterably evil!"
I'll admit it: I was trying to get Akinator to guess my pants.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you"Don't get the wrong idea, dummy. It's not like I'm killing them because I like you or anything..."
"Did you expect somebody else?""This kangaroo seems like she'd be an anti-vaxer."
Nope, this is the strangest thing I've said.
"I never thought I'd say "ELEPHANT COCK" just to get a few people to shut up."
"Did you expect somebody else?""Does anyone ever take cabbage seriously?"
"Where does Santa have sex?"
Peace is the only battle worth waging.I don't know where but probably with a North Poledancer.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)Not from me, but: "WAFFLE TRUM ALL GO BE WAFFLES"
"I am a spacer, and space is my home!" (Basically tried to envision what Diggy Diggy Hole would be with the Recycled IN SPACE!! trope.
edited 27th Mar '15 1:17:30 PM by ParadoxialStratagem
Living The Fever Dream-with a big grin on my face the whole time- "So, Tom broke her nose, then Daisy broke her EVERYTHING."
"I dare you to shut the fuck up until your next turn after this one."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)"After losing all my fake money, I'm going to drown my fake sorrows in fake beer"
"Someone stabbed me in the lung with a wet noodle."