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Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#8026: Mar 25th 2015 at 8:23:22 AM

"Someone stabbed me in the lung with a wet noodle."

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8027: Mar 25th 2015 at 10:43:18 AM

"Vehemens you dick and a half."

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#8028: Mar 25th 2015 at 3:47:08 PM

I actually said that yesterday, but I could repeat it today:

"Fucking Waffen-SS Division 'Prinz Eugen'."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#8031: Mar 25th 2015 at 4:11:30 PM

"Who knew diseased livers could be so fun?"

Something something Arena.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8032: Mar 25th 2015 at 4:18:15 PM

"If people actually respected others just enough to not joke about the one damn thing that triggers violent memories for me, I'd probably be a little less hateful of humanity."

edited 25th Mar '15 4:59:54 PM by Landorkus

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
SpaceWolf from The Other Rainforest Since: Apr, 2012
#8033: Mar 25th 2015 at 4:43:18 PM

"If everyone is Sora, and everyone is Xehanort, is Sora Xehanort? Is Sora fighting himself? Is Kingdom Hearts secretly a metaphor for fighting one's personal demons?"

This is a signature.
Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Back after a long hiatus
#8034: Mar 25th 2015 at 4:45:41 PM

[up] It makes so much sense now

"This feels like a recruitment ad for the SCP Foundation..."

edited 26th Mar '15 4:31:29 AM by Tojin

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#8035: Mar 26th 2015 at 3:28:48 AM

"But like once you commit, you gotta keep going, even if your entry isn't great. Unlike sex, you can't pull out and try again."

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
SpaceWolf from The Other Rainforest Since: Apr, 2012
#8036: Mar 26th 2015 at 10:15:49 AM

"For us, a cookie is just a cookie. A biscuit and a cookie are very different, here."

"Look up remedies. Just don't go to WebMD, unless you want to be told that you have severe tetanus, or that your jaw's been blown off, or something."

edited 26th Mar '15 10:40:32 AM by SpaceWolf

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Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#8037: Mar 27th 2015 at 12:50:22 AM

Bubble, bubble, toilet in trouble...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8038: Mar 27th 2015 at 4:26:31 AM

"It's your favorite drunk!"

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
#8039: Mar 27th 2015 at 5:02:54 AM

"My pants are not unalterably evil!"

I'll admit it: I was trying to get Akinator to guess my pants.

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8040: Mar 27th 2015 at 5:22:39 AM

"Don't get the wrong idea, dummy. It's not like I'm killing them because I like you or anything..."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#8041: Mar 27th 2015 at 5:44:35 AM

"This kangaroo seems like she'd be an anti-vaxer."

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#8042: Mar 27th 2015 at 8:40:41 AM

Nope, this is the strangest thing I've said.

"I never thought I'd say "ELEPHANT COCK" just to get a few people to shut up."

"Did you expect somebody else?"
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#8043: Mar 27th 2015 at 9:13:34 AM

"Does anyone ever take cabbage seriously?"

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8045: Mar 27th 2015 at 11:02:30 AM

[up]I don't know where but probably with a North Poledancer.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#8046: Mar 27th 2015 at 12:45:57 PM

Not from me, but: "WAFFLE TRUM ALL GO BE WAFFLES"

ParadoxialStratagem The Eccentric Electric from On Melancholy Hill Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Hiding
The Eccentric Electric
#8047: Mar 27th 2015 at 1:08:57 PM

"I am a spacer, and space is my home!" (Basically tried to envision what Diggy Diggy Hole would be with the Recycled IN SPACE!! trope.

edited 27th Mar '15 1:17:30 PM by ParadoxialStratagem

Living The Fever Dream
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#8048: Mar 27th 2015 at 6:39:48 PM

-with a big grin on my face the whole time- "So, Tom broke her nose, then Daisy broke her EVERYTHING."

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#8049: Mar 27th 2015 at 7:54:35 PM

"I dare you to shut the fuck up until your next turn after this one."

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Nintendork64 Since: Jul, 2011
#8050: Mar 27th 2015 at 10:03:49 PM

"After losing all my fake money, I'm going to drown my fake sorrows in fake beer"


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