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NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#7652: Jan 26th 2015 at 3:32:50 PM

"Fucking COAL. Heaps of fucking COAL."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#7653: Jan 27th 2015 at 6:05:45 AM

Wrong thread. Shit.

edited 27th Jan '15 6:15:25 AM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
RobotPrincess I'll forgive you. Would you forgive me, too? Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: I <3 love!
I'll forgive you. Would you forgive me, too?
#7654: Jan 27th 2015 at 7:12:46 AM

I'd rather not say. ^^;;

Why were you born in such a cruel, violent world?
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#7655: Jan 27th 2015 at 7:26:56 AM

My tingernail is fwitching! Hee-hee!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Meddler413 Since: Dec, 2014 Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
#7656: Jan 27th 2015 at 1:06:17 PM

Like, if Mickey Mouse is suicidal, why would he push you over a cliff, crazy performance artist????

ā€¦I was watching Rent. XD

SpaceWolf from The Other Rainforest Since: Apr, 2012
#7657: Jan 27th 2015 at 2:43:08 PM

"There are other ways to express disapproval, such as actually expressing disapproval."

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Intel_Captain Apparently Not Dead from That's classified information Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Apparently Not Dead
#7658: Jan 27th 2015 at 8:56:52 PM

"That's a waste of perfectly good paper. It could've been used for something much more useful than writing a stupid, insulting note on it."

-insert appropriate signature here-
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#7659: Jan 27th 2015 at 9:47:43 PM

I thought that said "Times New Banana"...

and

I think that's his name was... (sic)

edited 28th Jan '15 9:21:23 AM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
valozzy Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: Desperate
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#7661: Jan 28th 2015 at 10:26:11 AM

Un, Deux, Twat!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
Intel_Captain Apparently Not Dead from That's classified information Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Apparently Not Dead
#7663: Jan 28th 2015 at 3:00:21 PM

"Maybe that's why he hates his brother. Because his brother ended up destroying his shrine to that girl."

-insert appropriate signature here-
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#7664: Jan 28th 2015 at 3:30:32 PM

"Don't all little girls have giant scythes as stump-arms?"

zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#7665: Jan 28th 2015 at 4:42:38 PM

"The clarinet sounds horrible. I don't think it can even make the sounds you are making from it."

Something something Arena.
EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#7666: Jan 28th 2015 at 5:24:27 PM

"Put back the egg! Hey! Don't touch my eggs!"

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
LordoftheJunpeiZone Since: Dec, 2014
#7667: Jan 29th 2015 at 6:24:42 AM

"You sound like the lead singer of Pearl Jam, getting pissed off while playing Call Of Duty. Stop that."

eagleoftheninth In the name of being honest from the Street without Joy Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
In the name of being honest
#7668: Jan 29th 2015 at 7:02:45 AM

"Maybe I don't know the meaning of life, love and friendship, but at least I can kern a paragraph like it owes me money."

Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#7669: Jan 29th 2015 at 8:43:06 PM

Wait, Guile's theme wasn't in the original Super Mario World?

(a sarcastic response to some text on this website...)

edited 29th Jan '15 8:43:39 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The DariƩn Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
#7670: Jan 29th 2015 at 9:29:29 PM

He looks like Ed Begley Jr. Sr.

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#7671: Jan 30th 2015 at 12:40:12 AM

He was born in 1821 and died in the year 67... He aged backwards!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
SpaceWolf from The Other Rainforest Since: Apr, 2012
#7672: Jan 30th 2015 at 12:11:03 PM

"I prefer men's shampoo, which does this cool thing, known as washing hair."

In the same conversation: "You can reflect the sun's rays! YOU CAN SET THINGS ON FIRE WITH YOUR HAIR!"

edited 30th Jan '15 12:13:58 PM by SpaceWolf

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BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#7673: Jan 30th 2015 at 12:38:36 PM

"Darn. I wanted to destroy the world via celibacy."

Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
Eskay64 Since: Nov, 2010
#7675: Jan 30th 2015 at 8:09:05 PM

"Some of them have opposable faces!"


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