"Oh, Japan! Now I know where to throw the bombs."
The 'nuke Japan once a game' joke is still running.
Not dead, just feeling like it.Alan Rickman on helium would be amazing.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten."There should be room in the multiverse for gothic warm fuzzies."
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableI am completely specifically inept.
I want this to happen now.
I have to return some videotapes. My Wall"i'm doing the dumbass disposable character thing again"
edited 29th Jul '14 5:57:28 PM by Boxen
dead devotion"Even the Powerpuff Girls swoon at the magical French-singing butt farts."
"Gallant always washes his hands. Goofus is a bioterrorsit who wiped out half of New York."
I don't think Goofus has the resources for that.
"It's amazing how many unexploded anthrax warheads you can find in a single fishing hole."
Talking about fishing minigames in a sci-fi setting.
"Pay no attention to the stupid white girl."
Looking for some stories?"So the Clown Empire now has control from France to Armenia, all while wearing purple noses. This is a perfectly ordinary English sentence."
edited 30th Jul '14 8:55:19 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?""He is drunk on the purple, just as I expected."
"Dost thine not understandeth ye olde English?! I think not you dost!"
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd"Okay, what's the most Korean-sounding developer name we can come up with?"
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property..."Barfing Rainbow Gnome for President 2016"
"I can definitely agree with that. The duck taught me that epiphany himself."
"GET YOUR KNEE OUT OF MY EAR!"
"You should learn to fly" my brother was pacing, and said he couldn't think of any alternatives.
Kwitcheeeeeennnn! I love the kwitchen!
Yeah, that makes not much more sense in whatever context in which it was in.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.I can't help but think of Word Crimes, now, cause of the last part.
edited 30th Jul '14 9:10:07 PM by DaftPunch
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd"Gandhi is Rastafarian."
Surprisingly this was not brought on by Civilization but rather a malaprop.
Not dead, just feeling like it."NOSHING INTENSIFIES"
Peace is the only battle worth waging."Basically, I have a harem, except it's all as Mistress and Servant Boy. Don't be surprised if I enter politics and become Prime Minister as leader of the Servant Boy Harem Slave Party."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"That guy is a hottie who needs to get in my body."
Don't judge. Nopenopenope. XD
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