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DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#6076: Jul 29th 2014 at 12:54:30 AM

"That guy is a hottie who needs to get in my body."

Don't judge. Nopenopenope. XD

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Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#6077: Jul 29th 2014 at 1:49:19 AM

"Oh, Japan! Now I know where to throw the bombs."

The 'nuke Japan once a game' joke is still running.

Not dead, just feeling like it.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#6078: Jul 29th 2014 at 2:56:06 AM

Alan Rickman on helium would be amazing.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
#6079: Jul 29th 2014 at 8:22:52 AM

"There should be room in the multiverse for gothic warm fuzzies."

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#6080: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:30:45 PM

I am completely specifically inept.

death_vlk So, who's got a camera? from The Nightmare Corpse-City of R`lyeh Since: Jul, 2013
So, who's got a camera?
#6081: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:56:54 PM

[up][up][up] I want this to happen now.

I have to return some videotapes. My Wall
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#6082: Jul 29th 2014 at 5:57:24 PM

"i'm doing the dumbass disposable character thing again"

edited 29th Jul '14 5:57:28 PM by Boxen

dead devotion
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#6083: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:24:59 PM

"Even the Powerpuff Girls swoon at the magical French-singing butt farts."

MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#6084: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:31:36 PM

"Gallant always washes his hands. Goofus is a bioterrorsit who wiped out half of New York."

Kesagake from Tahlequah, OK Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
#6085: Jul 29th 2014 at 6:33:39 PM

I don't think Goofus has the resources for that.

MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#6086: Jul 29th 2014 at 9:16:12 PM

"It's amazing how many unexploded anthrax warheads you can find in a single fishing hole."

Talking about fishing minigames in a sci-fi setting.

Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#6088: Jul 30th 2014 at 8:26:48 AM

"So the Clown Empire now has control from France to Armenia, all while wearing purple noses. This is a perfectly ordinary English sentence."

edited 30th Jul '14 8:55:19 AM by RatherRandomRachel

"Did you expect somebody else?"
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#6089: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:45:37 AM

"He is drunk on the purple, just as I expected."

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#6090: Jul 30th 2014 at 10:03:51 AM

"Dost thine not understandeth ye olde English?! I think not you dost!"

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TheMike Bo "Jangles" Wyatt Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
#6091: Jul 30th 2014 at 4:32:23 PM

"Okay, what's the most Korean-sounding developer name we can come up with?"

In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
DuneTheWanderer Since: Jan, 2014
#6092: Jul 30th 2014 at 4:45:16 PM

"Barfing Rainbow Gnome for President 2016"

BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#6093: Jul 30th 2014 at 7:46:20 PM

"I can definitely agree with that. The duck taught me that epiphany himself."

Strawberryflavored Since: Sep, 2010
#6094: Jul 30th 2014 at 7:53:52 PM

"GET YOUR KNEE OUT OF MY EAR!"

phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#6095: Jul 30th 2014 at 7:54:55 PM

"You should learn to fly" my brother was pacing, and said he couldn't think of any alternatives.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#6096: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:07:54 PM

Kwitcheeeeeennnn! I love the kwitchen!

Yeah, that makes not much more sense in whatever context in which it was in.

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#6097: Jul 30th 2014 at 9:09:50 PM

[up]I can't help but think of Word Crimes, now, cause of the last part. tongue

edited 30th Jul '14 9:10:07 PM by DaftPunch

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Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#6098: Jul 31st 2014 at 9:35:45 AM

"Gandhi is Rastafarian."

Surprisingly this was not brought on by Civilization but rather a malaprop.

Not dead, just feeling like it.
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#6100: Jul 31st 2014 at 10:46:48 AM

"Basically, I have a harem, except it's all as Mistress and Servant Boy. Don't be surprised if I enter politics and become Prime Minister as leader of the Servant Boy Harem Slave Party."

"Did you expect somebody else?"

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