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Mort08 Pirate AND writer! from Oklahoma Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Pirate AND writer!
#5626: Jun 19th 2014 at 2:08:13 PM

"This thing looks like Sunset Overdrive vomited on the Burger King Kids Club."

Looking for some stories?
Spinosegnosaurus77 Mweheheh from Ontario, Canada Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
VolatileRaven How unfortunate. from If you have to ask... Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Writing a love letter
How unfortunate.
#5628: Jun 19th 2014 at 9:13:01 PM

"Just because they created the genre,it doesn't mean you can't force 40 Japanese men into becoming a human Gundam."

"And I just want to sink into your crazy laughter. Come and make me feel like the pain don't matter."
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#5629: Jun 19th 2014 at 9:20:59 PM

"Weird, she was immune to poison before I Rend-ed her ass. Err, not in that sense."

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
UmLovely The Darkness Grows from 2814 Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
The Darkness Grows
#5630: Jun 19th 2014 at 11:06:35 PM

"I want to know how much hardcore banging the Autobots are doing to need new robo-vaginas."

RISE
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
GeekCodeRed Did you know this section has a character limit? from A, A, B, B, A Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Did you know this section has a character limit?
#5632: Jun 20th 2014 at 1:25:01 PM

"Uptown Girl is a very communist song."

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#5633: Jun 20th 2014 at 3:02:52 PM

"Not as weird as you hiccuping every time you eat hamburgers."

Blog link
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#5634: Jun 20th 2014 at 9:55:13 PM

"But shooting someone in the head isn't the first thing that comes to my mind when they call someone a taken nickname."

edited 20th Jun '14 9:55:24 PM by BaconManiac5000

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
TheMike Bo "Jangles" Wyatt Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
#5635: Jun 20th 2014 at 9:56:57 PM

"Can you break my legs? It's for a cosplay."

In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
BittersweetNSour Flying Colors Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Flying Colors
#5636: Jun 20th 2014 at 9:57:51 PM

So basically, orientation is a vector. It has DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE!

TheMike Bo "Jangles" Wyatt Since: Jan, 2011 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
#5637: Jun 20th 2014 at 10:00:11 PM

Additionally, "You mean you wouldn't name your daughter Hot Pants?"

In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#5638: Jun 20th 2014 at 10:01:43 PM

"If hes not complaining about social issues, I don't want to hear him play guitar."

Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#5639: Jun 20th 2014 at 11:36:44 PM

"I'M THE BURGERKING!"

Not dead, just feeling like it.
DrFurball Two-bit blockhead from The House of the Rising Sun Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
Two-bit blockhead
#5640: Jun 21st 2014 at 1:29:50 AM

"Hey, nothing's broken and nothing's on fire. I'd say I'm having a pretty good day!"

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
#5641: Jun 21st 2014 at 3:39:53 AM

"The elephant in the room just drank your brilliant solution."

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#5642: Jun 21st 2014 at 6:44:45 AM

"Be that as it may~ Gay Horse is on his way!~"

Not dead, just feeling like it.
smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013
#5643: Jun 21st 2014 at 10:57:24 AM

"The early 2000's hit her like a goddamned freight train."

Kandikorn22 And yes, someone did draw this for me. from That one place Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
And yes, someone did draw this for me.
#5644: Jun 21st 2014 at 6:32:02 PM

"PARTIES WITH DRUGS! DRUGS!!"

Or, as I like to say, anytime I try to explain a rave to someone in the quickest way possible.

I'm pretty sure I'm still low-key in my scene phase.
Blackcoldren I fought the Lore, and the Lore won. from The Lumberdesk Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
#5645: Jun 21st 2014 at 8:38:18 PM

"Good sir, where art thy clothes?"

"Where art thine undergarments?"

I have the odd tendency to refer to video game characters as 'thou' too many fantasy games perhaps. This was my reaction to looking more into The Witcher. I'm thinkin' 'bout gettin' it.

-Listening to The Last Airbender film-

Hears: "Our spies have discovered someone claiming to be The Avatar-"

Me: "He also claims he is a catfish, we're bringing him in for questioning."

edited 22nd Jun '14 9:05:48 AM by Blackcoldren

Not dead, just feeling like it.
MaxwellDaring Since: Jan, 2013
#5646: Jun 22nd 2014 at 7:28:05 PM

"No, the reader must set himself on fire for security reasons."

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#5647: Jun 22nd 2014 at 7:53:55 PM

"No, you fool. She's not screaming, she's singing."

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
#5648: Jun 23rd 2014 at 2:05:55 PM

"What kind of 14-year-old Tumblr girl are you?"
"A jaded, disillusioned, bitter, cynical one."
"So a 15-year-old then."

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#5649: Jun 23rd 2014 at 2:06:52 PM

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edited 23rd Jun '14 2:07:11 PM by BaconManiac5000

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#5650: Jun 23rd 2014 at 2:29:47 PM

"I am a gallbladder. Nice. Fun."

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