"Just because they created the genre,it doesn't mean you can't force 40 Japanese men into becoming a human Gundam."
"And I just want to sink into your crazy laughter. Come and make me feel like the pain don't matter.""Weird, she was immune to poison before I Rend-ed her ass. Err, not in that sense."
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart."I want to know how much hardcore banging the Autobots are doing to need new robo-vaginas."
RISE"Liver Song"
"Uptown Girl is a very communist song."
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!"Not as weird as you hiccuping every time you eat hamburgers."
Blog link"But shooting someone in the head isn't the first thing that comes to my mind when they call someone a taken nickname."
edited 20th Jun '14 9:55:24 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else"Can you break my legs? It's for a cosplay."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...So basically, orientation is a vector. It has DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE!
Additionally, "You mean you wouldn't name your daughter Hot Pants?"
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property..."If hes not complaining about social issues, I don't want to hear him play guitar."
"I'M THE BURGERKING!"
Not dead, just feeling like it."Hey, nothing's broken and nothing's on fire. I'd say I'm having a pretty good day!"
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)"The elephant in the room just drank your brilliant solution."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable"Be that as it may~ Gay Horse is on his way!~"
Not dead, just feeling like it."The early 2000's hit her like a goddamned freight train."
"PARTIES WITH DRUGS! DRUGS!!"
Or, as I like to say, anytime I try to explain a rave to someone in the quickest way possible.
I'm pretty sure I'm still low-key in my scene phase."Good sir, where art thy clothes?"
"Where art thine undergarments?"
I have the odd tendency to refer to video game characters as 'thou' too many fantasy games perhaps. This was my reaction to looking more into The Witcher. I'm thinkin' 'bout gettin' it.
-Listening to The Last Airbender film-
Hears: "Our spies have discovered someone claiming to be The Avatar-"
Me: "He also claims he is a catfish, we're bringing him in for questioning."
edited 22nd Jun '14 9:05:48 AM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it."No, the reader must set himself on fire for security reasons."
"No, you fool. She's not screaming, she's singing."
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart."What kind of 14-year-old Tumblr girl are you?"
"A jaded, disillusioned, bitter, cynical one."
"So a 15-year-old then."
edited 23rd Jun '14 2:07:11 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else"I am a gallbladder. Nice. Fun."
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"This thing looks like Sunset Overdrive vomited on the Burger King Kids Club."
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