That's a HORRIBLE adaptation!

The show is about a troupe of women with clothing that gives them superpowers. They live in a medium-sized house where they must contend with their rude neighbors and a megalomaniacal corporate bigwig who wants to know the secret behind their clothes.

Spider-Man anime made by Studio Gainax

edited 10th Jul '14 7:21:28 PM by lewattoo

Spider-Man is Mokuba.

The Colbert Report: The Video Game ...Actually, that would be awesome.

edited 10th Jul '14 7:52:26 PM by MiscellaneousSoup

Stephen Colbert is not even a Producer of the game, focusing more on his career as the Late Show Host. They decide to bring Gilbert Gottfried for Stephen Colbert lines.

Springtime for Hitler Sing Along.

edited 10th Jul '14 8:40:26 PM by daeronel

Surprisingly popular, despite the audience needing to wear disguises to avoid being recognized and publicized as having attended. It helps that the songs are catchy. Once again the tax writeoff plan fails.

Ghost Rider, the Christian Young Adult novel.

Ghost Rider is a man who makes a deal with the devil to get his powers. The stars of the show are kids that convince him to break the deal so God can save him. Featuring evil robots.

Seltzer and Friedberg's Documentary Movie.

edited 10th Jul '14 10:16:52 PM by Smasher

The movie is in fact about the making of a documentary about the "Spanish Mexican Miley Cyrus Goat", which twerks and sticks out its tongue and stuff. The actors (one of which is Adam Sandler in a cameo role as a neckbearded brony) play the people who are making the documentary. Occasionally it will cut to mildly topical pop cultural references and women who take off their clothes for no reason. One of the characters will be a scrappy black guy whose blackness is his main character trait (Sample dialogue: "Oh, snap! My black ass!") The movie fails at the box office, although some people note that it has a handful of mildly funny jokes.

South Park Bigger Longer And Uncut, The Stage Musical

edited 11th Jul '14 12:31:46 PM by Jinxmenow

Well... it's about as good a South Park adaptation Broadway can get us. The songs are still there, although they added a couple others.

Metropolis, the video game

I'm guessing it would be a romance game with multiple endings and some action sequences?

The Bible as a web blog.

God complains about how nobody listens to Him, reads vaguely emo-ish. We do get to see His side of the story, though.

Batman: Arkham City: Special Pikachu Edition

The game contains a "Pikachu mode" where Batman carries a Pikachu in a pokeball at all times. In this mode, Arkham city is populated with Pokemon which you can battle, catch and use for crimefighting purposes.

MECC's historical simulation of the post-cyberpocalypse from Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

edited 11th Jul '14 4:32:15 PM by lewattoo

"Michael Jordan has died of dysentary."

Ask Princess Molestia: The Movie, starring Hugh Laurie as Princess Molestia and Rowan Atkinson as her sarcastic butler

edited 12th Jul '14 8:14:56 AM by SantosLHalper

It's a romantic comedy very loosely based on the mega hit series, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Who are the leads? Princess Celestia and pretty much every other pony in Equestria except for possibly her butler. Note: NOT a children's film at all despite its source.

Duck Dynasty as a video game.

It's a company management simulator, in which you attempt to run a duck call business despite evil environmentalists, federal requlators and the politically correct brigade interfering at every step. Interspersed are arcade-like duck hunts—they've brought back the annoying dog from Duck Hunt to taunt you every time you miss. It is subsequently disowned by the Robertson family when the game designer turns out to be a gay black man.

The Freudian Analysis of Harry Potter by Dr. Joyce Brothers.

You didn't get the reference I was making at all, did you?

I know I should do better but I'm too tired here.

It ends up being an analysis of the fact that Ginny rides a broom constantly which happens to be made of a hard wood.

The Godfather as done by Tom Green.

Gross out and tasteless adult jokes galore.

Sponge Bob Square Pants: The anti-suicide mockumentary as done by the show's current writers.

edited 9th Aug '14 7:33:40 AM by I-Block

A re-write of the infamous One Coarse Meal with an anti-suicide speech at the end and Mr. Krabs getting his just desserts.

John Kricfalusi's Pound Puppies.

edited 12th Aug '14 9:28:37 AM by Smasher

A show about dogs trampling things and pounding on them.

Flappy Bird: the movie

It ends up being about a bird who has to flap around pipes in order to carry a critical transmission to The White House.

The Shawshank Redemption - Done postmodern style.

edited 12th Aug '14 9:46:20 AM by RatherRandomRachel

All right, since there were no posts for several months, I'll try my own:

Family Guy, the concept album by Bob Dylan.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Co-Written by George Carlin.

Family Guy songs made by a stoned musician.

His story ends with the caterpillar...eh, I won't explain it, but it has to do with 9/11, the KKK and Those Two Bad Guys in Paris.

(Please send your hate mail to dannycridland9@gmail.com)

Frozen: The Shakespearean play (without musical numbers)

edited 12th Jan '15 8:17:32 PM by machop

Radiant Silvergun on Broadway.

Wait, that could work...

It's a Space Opera. Hah.

Since no-one bothered to, again...

Frozen: Made by Shakespeare (without musical numbers)

edited 12th Jan '15 8:20:44 PM by machop

Everyone dies. Even Olaf.

[parties like he just used both kinds of shells]

Neon Genesis Evangelion, written by Dr. Seuss Raymond Briggs Mel Willems or someother...