Make At Least One WMG About A Troper, Preferably The Above Troper.

Puma is actually my secret twin, separated at birth!

But anza was raised by octopuses, explaining his love of all things cephalopod (while Puma was, of course, raised by clowns).

Sazandora is really a Mawile.

Nope.

edited 29th Apr '17 5:48:15 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Saj often hangs out at Starbucks, with fellow Star Systems members planning for their next move!

When Anza was a lad, he ate four dozen Octoroks every morning.

DrNoPuma is actually a Puma Rights Activist.

edited 29th Apr '17 8:07:26 AM by Penroses

Penroses' logo is the Penrose triangle with an eye in the middle of it.◊

(plays the X-Files theme)

also, penroses, you can also use it for your avatar if you like :p

edited 29th Apr '17 8:58:08 AM by anza_sb

Anza's real name is Sanzadora

Star Bee is the proud owner of the second-longest clothesline in the western hemisphere.

Completely Normal Guy works for You Do Not Want To Know.

You Do Not Want To Know is actually the Star Systems, led by SAJ!

F is secretly writing a lot of Star Systems WMGs, possibly even way more than I do!

   but of course. i created the whole thing, after all :)   

edited 30th Apr '17 2:11:22 AM by anza_sb

Star's leadership over the Star Systems is Authority in Name Only. Anza is the one who actually runs everything.

edited 29th Apr '17 5:47:51 PM by DrNoPuma

Puma knows that because he's The ruler of the outer reaches of The galaxies, and the Star systems are under his watch.

Nega King Kix is secretly Raven from Teen Titans Go!, she constantly switches avatars to look innocent.

Likewise, Dauthium_Silencer is Wormwood.

chupacabra are actual mythical creatures. i think their name means "goat-sucker" or something

edited 30th Apr '17 9:44:05 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

StarAndroidJaguar is actually a Chupacabra!

I've been reading Forbidden Scrollery lately.

Revyark is actually a lizard person, and is appalled at my depiction of Lizard people in marooned 2.

Random Writer 413 guesses so because he(?) is also one.

Star Android Jaguar is trying to deflect accusations of being a non-human abomination.

edited 30th Apr '17 4:24:28 PM by AceTrainerEli

Eli's favorite game is secretly Angry Birds.

DrNoPuma is actually a skilled alchemist, who uses a puma to represent himself.

Revaryk isn't as insecure as she claims to be.

About a quarter of my college education was senior and graduate level Econ classes.

edited 2nd May '17 11:06:18 AM by kouta

kouta is a sentient bank.

.eybaM

edited 2nd May '17 4:41:04 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Star Android Jaguar is a ditto which is the reason why he only has Pokémon Sun and Moon avatars