Make At Least One WMG About A Troper, Preferably The Above Troper.

At night, Darxzero prowls the halls of the internets, looking for victims to slay and take the avatars of.

Bisected 8 is actually two persons; the other's called Bisected 4.

Flanker can see your house (or indeed all our houses) from up there.

catfish 42 beats up fishermen.

edited 7th Sep '10 12:25:42 PM by gentlemanorcus

Gentlemanorcus is actually Orcus or an Orc.

Flanker used to be a jetpilot, but now remains undercover, searching TV Tropes for any potential terrorists

rifflet is actually God

zam is actually black

^ yarrunmace is not

edited 7th Sep '10 3:13:31 PM by zam

zam is zam's real name; He's an alien!

Or perhaps a sound effect given life by arcane magicks!

edited 7th Sep '10 3:42:46 PM by Bisected8

Bisected 8, is an alien

It's my real name but with a 'z' instead of a 's'

Sam is short for Samus!

Bisected 8 will eventually have his own show on Food Network, Ace of Cake-Pies.

Ozbourne is Medusa

zam has no uppercase letters on his birth certificate.

Hungry Joe believes all tropers are either Lassie or Old Yeller.

Keybreak is the PM's personal bard*

Poncalica is the Big Bad of TV Tropes, because Evil Is Cool and no villain, no story. NO story no tropes.

Scholastica is The Hero of TV Tropes, and Karalora is The Obi-Wan. Noimporta is The Lancer of TV Tropes.

Rifflet and They Call me Tomu are the protagonists of a comedy series

Blackmoon and Furiko will have a long and fufilling relationship.

zam is the reincatnation of many historical figures, most recently Abraham Lincoln, come to save TV Tropes in its time of most need.

Kuro Fox will become commander of the shipping fleet.

yarrunmace will go through a huge long quest, with several Awesome Moments, in the end of which he'll retrieve his summer vacation.

Komodin is a Komodo dragon, Llamdatroper is a Llama.

Kinkajou and Krrackknut are the same person.

Aondeug and Aeondug are different people, and they will get into a really big fight to the death.

Darnpenguin has moderator abilities that he hides very well.

QQQQQ, Edmania, and Louie U are split personalities of the same person.

Hungry Joe is Hungertoad's eternal rival.

Keybreak and Not Always The Hero will become friends.

Bisected 8 is a sentient jello.

Gentleman Orcus will accidentally screw up WUE's plans. Ozbourne will then petrify Gentleman Orcus for his mistake, but Gentleman Orcus will be rescued by Guitar Bizarre.

Fighteer will do something awesome in less than three weeks.

Catfish 42 and Flanker 66 will either be buddies and Back-to-Back Badasses, or enemies in a Mexican Standoff.

Janitor is Fast Eddie's Morality Chain.

Captain Napalm will be promoted to Commander Napalm.

Conversation Starter is Melloncollie's Sock Puppet.

Att Obl 221, Tangent 128, and A Crack In Time are a Power Trio.

Runic is a shape shifter, thus explaining the lack of a gender.

Myrmidon, Nornagest, and Tzetze will get in the discussion to end all discussions. Anyone related to the discussion will die from the sheer argument factor. Shifernape will be banned for starting it.

edited 7th Sep '10 5:48:23 PM by AlirozTheConfused

Aliroz has way too much time on his hands.

gentlemanorcus has a throne that he slouches villainously on.

edited 7th Sep '10 5:40:27 PM by Keybreak

Keybreak is a shitty locksmith!

Awesome Zombie is not actually a zombie.

Zudak is God.

Zudak has no physical form.

^^ There is essentially nothing Karlz Barlena doesn't like.

kkracknut has done so before.

edited 7th Sep '10 6:35:59 PM by Keybreak