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Vulgar Humor doesn't even begin to describe it.

Follerie.com ("Follerie" meaning "insanity") is a French-Canadian humour website by Tommy Lajoie, specializing in parody dubs of classic American or Quebec series or movies. The site is infamous for its very trashy humour and other gross jokes. Since its inception in 2002 it has gained a certain cult following with internet users, especially teenagers.

Works parodied include:

In addition, Tommy Lajoie produced live-action works featuring himself, such as fake commercials for restaurants, a sketch about a burglary, and the Nain pogneur d'anus (Anus-groping dwarf) series, which crossovers into the Batman "continuity".

Follerie contains examples of:

  • Ass Shove: Jean-Claude kills the Anus-Groping Dwarf by shoving a broom up his anus. In the 3rd episode the giant dwarfette captures his girlfriend Monique and shoves her up her ass, requiring Batman's intervention to rescue her.
    • In the burglary live-action clip, the burglars kill a guy by making him unwittingly sit on a toilet plunger as he's about to sit on the toilet bowl.
  • Bestiality Is Depraved: Columbo admits he was so horny he fucked a trout. Chief O'Hara in the Batman videos also admits that when he wants to sodomize his cat but every time he tries his penis folds.
  • Camp Gay: Batman and Robin take this trope and run away with it.
  • Cargo Ship: Michael Knight stops to act in a porn shoot and suggests having sex with K.I.T.T.. It's suggested that the porn actress already present sucks K.I.T.T.'s handbrake, but she refuses and is fired. Knight sticks his dick in the fueling port and overfills the tank with cum, to the point that K.I.T.T's Windows XP operating system crashes.
    • Columbo wants to rent a shopping clothes mannequin to drill a hole in its crotch and have sex with it.
  • Crosses the Line Twice
  • Dirty Old Man: Columbo and Alfred Pennyworth.
  • Dirty Old Woman: The secretary lady in Columbo Episode 6 watches lesbian porn at works and is basically a Distaff Counterpart to Columbo.
    • Aunt Harriett in the Batman videos, though she's not actually all that experienced and knowledgeable about sex.
  • Gag Penis: Columbo's dick is inhumanly long, but he has erectile problems unfortunately.
    Fat guy: "Christ! It can't be that long! It's unreal!"
  • He-Man Woman Hater: Rocky's attitude towards women is absolutely ghastly, but Played for Laughs.
  • Interspecies Romance: Bibi the extraterrestrial regularly fucks with the human Geneviève.
  • Jizzed in My Pants: Columbo suffers from this at alarming frequency. As he puts it, he's "incontinent of the ballsack".
  • Laxative Prank: Happens to Columbo in Episode 1, some crowd put laxative in his coffee and he ended up shitting all over the demonstration floor of the car dealership.
  • Loveable Sex Maniac: Nearly every character is this.
  • Lower-Class Lout: Rocky is poor and has the sophistication and manners of a caveman.
  • Never Heard That One Before: Said by one hooker:
    Hooker: "Oh and I do anal too!"
    Columbo: "Oh you like it in the ass?"
    Hooker: "Well I like it on both ends."
    Columbo: "That's convenient I got a hybrid cock!"
    Hooker: [rolls eyes] "You're the first one who told me that."
  • Oxymoronic Being: The mother of the Anus-Groping Dwarf is described as a gigantic dwarf(ette).
  • Perpetual Poverty: Rocky is absurdly poor because his main revenue is boxing, that getting a welfare check is a significant improvement to his finances.
  • The Pig-Pen: Rocky has abysmal hygiene because he's too poor to afford hygiene products.
  • Raging Stiffie: Batman after he takes erection pills.
  • STD Immunity: Averted, Batman eventually detects a big red pimple on his dick. Robin says he doesn't want to have sex with Batman if he has STDs, but Batman is too horny and chases down Robin.
  • Transparent Closet: Batman and Robin make token efforts to deny they're gay but nobody is fooled.
  • Urine Trouble: Columbo peed in a glass to demonstrate his handkerchief's ability to absorb his wife's period blood.
  • You Need a Breath Mint: Adrianne thinks Rocky's breath is so bad that it's like he farts whenever he talks. He says there's no point in shelling out 7$ for a mouthwash bottle when Adrianne is a 5$ whore.

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