Pokémon but With Animals Instead
is a web animation parody of Pokémon
, created by The HamWallet
. It features plenty of violence, swearing and lampshade hangings
on everything strange about the Pokémon universe.
There are currently three episodes, found here
- Ambiguously Brown: Brock
Brock: That's racist!
Ash: It's not racist; I don't even know what race you are.
- They finally decide Brock is black.
- Battle Theme Music: Brock has it on a stereo in Episode 2
- Cloudcuckoolander: Brock, he thinks rocks are animals.
- Comedic Sociopathy: If their is a living thing on screen, expect Ash to kill it.
- Eccentric Mentor: Prof. Oak has dementia.
- Eyes Always Shut: Brock, of course.
"Why the fuck don't I have eyes?!"
- Goddamned Bats: Lampshaded in Episode 2.
: (walking through grass) Nice...and slow... [Fight Woosh
Happens] AW GODDAMMIT!
: Careful, careful...[Fight Woosh
] AW FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Then it shows Ash and Brock with a ton of dead gophers behind them.
- Hollywood Evolution: Dog evolves into... Monkey.
Yeah, figure that one out Darwin... You Beardy Bastard.
- Monkey then evolves into... Steve from Accounting!
Looks like you win this round, Darwin... You Bird Watching, Bushy Eyebrowed Fuck.
- Jerk Ass: Ash, what with his dicking around with Gary and Oak.
Ash: Saw your sister earlier, she give me a map.
Ash: Smell my fingers.
Gary: Aw, you're a dick!
Ash: *Troll face*
- Talking Animal: Meowth, though he's mentally retarded, so what he says makes no sense.