Web Animation: Pokemon But With Animals Instead
Pokémon but With Animals Instead is a web animation parody of Pokémon, created by The HamWallet. It features plenty of violence, swearing and lampshade hangings on everything strange about the Pokémon universe.There are currently three episodes, found here, here and here.
- Ambiguously Brown: BrockBrock: That's racist!Ash: It's not racist; I don't even know what race you are.
- They finally decide Brock is black.
- Battle Theme Music: Brock has it on a stereo in Episode 2
- Cloudcuckoolander: Brock, he thinks rocks are animals.
- Comedic Sociopathy: If their is a living thing on screen, expect Ash to kill it.
- Eccentric Mentor: Prof. Oak has dementia."Whoop, just pooed."
- Eyes Always Shut: Brock, of course."Why the fuck don't I have eyes?!"
- Goddamned Bats: Lampshaded in Episode 2.Ash: (walking through grass) Nice...and slow... [Fight Woosh Happens] AW GODDAMMIT!Later...Ash: Careful, careful...[Fight Woosh] AW FOR FUCK'S SAKE!Then it shows Ash and Brock with a ton of dead gophers behind them.
- Hollywood Evolution: Dog evolves into... Monkey.Yeah, figure that one out Darwin... You Beardy Bastard.
"Tax return!"Looks like you win this round, Darwin... You Bird Watching, Bushy Eyebrowed Fuck.
- Monkey then evolves into... Steve from Accounting!
- Jerk Ass: Ash, what with his dicking around with Gary and Oak.Ash: Saw your sister earlier, she give me a map.Gary: So?Ash: Smell my fingers.Gary: Aw, you're a dick!Ash: *Troll face*
- Talking Animal: Meowth, though he's mentally retarded, so what he says makes no sense.