Touhou and Team Fortress 2 take place in the same universeEveryone is obsessed with hats.
Alice was abandoned with her doll, Medicine, as a childIn Perfect Memento in Strict Sense it is stated that young children used to be left on Nameless Hill to die, and that some of these children are abducted by youkai and raised as youkai. Furthermore, Alice's dolls strongly resemble the little "doll" accompanying Medicine. And the two are connected through Shout Outs to Agatha Christie - the name Margatroid comes from one of her characters, and the author's favorite flower is the lily of the valley found where Medicine resides. This would also explain how a human child ended up in Makai, and became obsessed with dolls. Alice was, for whatever reason, left by her parents on Nameless Hill with only her beloved doll, Medicine Melancholy. Shinki (or another Makai resident) took pity on her, and took her back to Makai where she learned magic. Though she eventually went on to replace Medicine by making other dolls, the abandoned doll grew more and more resentful until it came to life, wanting revenge against all humans.
Gensokyo is Reimu's childhood fantasyReimu really is the miko of her family's small, run-down shrine, but only in our world. With this comes an awful lot of free time and boredom around the shrine. In order to keep herself entertained, she thought up Gensokyo as a small child, as well as the characters, as something akin to imaginary friends in an imaginary setting. Perhaps influenced by real people and real events, Gensokyo, its residents, and the happenings that occur there are just as exaggerated and wacky as you might expect from the mind of a little girl with not much else to do. This would also explain the increase in complexity and refinement as the series has progressed - Reimu's grown up and thinks more clearly and in greater detail.
Satori and Koishi are the eye-heart-thingsAnd the bodies are just hosts Orin has brought them.
Patchouli Knowledge doesn't bother fighting Reimu and Marisa at full strength.Seriously, Gensokyo has a Gameboy. They MUST have some sort of vitamin supplement. Also, Patchy's reasoning is rather nonsensical.
Patchouli doesn't have asthma; it's the drain of having Koakuma as a familiar.Devils (Horny or otherwise) are more mana gluttons than shikigami. Patchy can maintain it indefinitely, but it gives her a more delicate constitution.
The Kappa are really Genre Savvy humans.They have the best accessible technology in Gensokyo; they're on friendly terms with most factions; and have the direct good diplomatic relations with a goddess. They were humans who realized that calling themselves "humans" is painting a bullseye. So they looked around, picked a species that wasn't in Gensokyo; put on bathing suits and called themselves "Kappa." And then they deliberately stayed out of causing direct incidents, but did trading and negotiation to profit.
The Moriya Shrine is for REAL on our side of the Fourth Wall.Kanako asked ZUN to place herself, Suwako, and Sanae into his series, in order to drum up more faith in OUR world. Yukari met her during a drinking session (see another WMG below concerning Yukari and ZUN's drinking friendship), and they agreed that it was a good idea. Now, while the Moriya Shrine gains fans in the game (benefitting ZUN), the real Shrine on our side of the fourth wall enjoys more pilgrimages and more faith (helping Kanako). Just as planned.
The Hakurei Shrine is for REAL on our side of the Fourth Wall.Same as above—only this is the origin of Touhou itself. Just replace the Moriya Shrine crew with Reimu and "faith" with "donations."
Yukari is the final form of the Portal GunSeriously, think about it.
KirbyM is male.There are simply more male fans than female fans.
KirbyM is female.The "self-insert" character in the "Daily Flashes," Unnamed Character, is female.
KirbyM is a waffle-based robotic life form.KirbyM is quite obviously a robot, this has been proven by science.
The PC-98 characters are actually recovering from serious injuries.Fact: the purpose of the Spell Card rules is to allow duels without causing death or serious injury. Fact: the Spell Card rules were invented between Mystic Square and Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. One can easily conclude that, before the Spell Card rules were in place, the youkai of Gensokyo (who are extremely difficult to kill to begin with) were, in fact, seriously injured.
The Grimoire of Alice is a Lost Logia Tome.Apart from the usual incredible power possessed by the book, it also gifts its bearer with longevity. It's also part of the reason she left the Makai, as it was part of an Incident that estranged her from Shinki.
A bare head on a woman is considered indecent in Gensokyo.It probably isn't as bad as e.g. going topless, but it's still probably considered somewhat rude. This would explain why virtually every character in the series wears a hat, hair-ribbon, or something else on their head. The exceptions:
Yukari Yakumo had a hand in starting the Hakurei bloodline.Her ultimate long term but somwhat plausible plan: Yukari had seen how the world of human civilisation would eventually eclipse the Old Races in terms of power and progress - the series of events that led to the Oni people moving away was merely a sign of worse things to come. As she did not want the destructive conflicts that would result, and wanted a land where youkai could live in relative peace without decidedly intolerant monks and exterminators making trouble every so often, she decided to find a way to influence a family of priests. By manipulating their bloodline, she laid the foundations for the powerful Hakurei family of priests and miko to form in the future, their powerful Sealing Arts holding traces of her power to create Borders or Boundaries. This is the other reason why she likes to mess with Reimu in a playful and good-natured way, as the current Hakurei miko is a one of her greatest success stories.
ZUN is in fact retelling the tales of Gensokyo accurately.Yukari is always visiting him with all the information he needs, whether its gossip, the Bunbunmaru, or Akyu's historical records. How else do you think he got this much detail? For all that this artist's portrayal shows, it may well be how Zun gets everything so right. Possibly Yukari is his drinking buddy◊.
Youkai do not in fact eat humans.All that stuff about eating outsiders, and only outsiders? Propaganda and lies. Yukari wants Touhou to be popular outside the border, so the youkai can be strengthened by the belief of the fanbase, but she certainly doesn't want anyone going looking for the Hakurei Shrine and wandering into Gensokyo. Answer: imply that intruders will be eaten.
Yukari Yakumo is all-powerful, and could transform people or read minds if she wanted.Yukari has the power to "manipulate boundaries", a vaguely-defined skill if ever there was one. Furthermore, this includes abstract concepts such as the boundary between night and day, or between life and death, or between mountain and sky. With a list like that, you could make a case that there's not much that can't be considered a boundary. Between one mind and the next? Why not read minds! Between one second and the next? Control time! Your body's a boundary between your soul and the outside world? Even better for transformation! As for why she hasn't displayed any abilities like this, i.e. to singlehandedly solve the lunar crisis in Imperishable Night: she's already known to be lazy. For instance, she hasn't gotten around to fixing the hole she made in the barrier between the living world and the afterlife as of Perfect Cherry Blossom.
Yukari Yakumo in fact can make herself or anyone a real person and a fictional character, and actually most people from Gensokyo are missing people from different parts of our multiverseGensokyo is the "land of illusions" and she canonically has wandered outside. All she does is manipulate the border of real and fiction. This also includes browsing through the internet and drinking with ZUN.
Aya Shameimaru is ZUN's girlfriend.Seriously. How else do you explain the fact that she's in every official Touhou game from Phantasmagoria of Flower View on? She has to be either offering him sexual favors, or sweet-talking him with "Ooh, can I be in this game, too?" at regular intervals.
Aya is in so many games because she's recording all the events.Think: Aya is one of the major news sources to ZUN on Gensokyo, other than Yukari. She has to be at least marginally knowledgeable about the events to report on them with any accuracy... So she's there. Since she's not exactly the most unnoticeable thing in the world, anyone could see her and opens fire with a danmaku barrage at some point.
Every single character is based on someone ZUN knows.How prominent of an appearance a character has in a game reflects how much contact he had with them in real life during the making of that game. He never admits this to protect his friends from Loony Fans. Obviously, he moved sometime between the PC-98 games and the Windows games. This explains why almost none of the PC-98 characters returned in the Windows games; the few who have either moved as well or are/were frequent visitors. In fact, the entire series could be simply Life Really, Really Embellished!
Maribel Han and Yukari Yakumo are the same person.The basic idea of this fan-theory is that when Maribel sleeps, she dreams that she's Yukari, and when Yukari sleeps, she dreams that she's Maribel. Detailed in her entry at the Touhou Wiki. It is also worth mentioning that there is no official romanization of her name, so that instead of "Han" her name might actually be "Hearn" — as in Lafcadio Hearn, a Western author who, after he gained Japanese citizenship, became known as Koizumi Yakumo.
Maribel and Renko are direct "real-world" analogues to Marisa and Reimu, respectively.One's a flighty blonde with some sort of connection to magic, whose romanized name begins with "Mari." The other's a Japanese brunette with a certain interest in how her world works, and the hiragana of her name begins with "Re." The two are more or less inseperable, except when circumstance dictates. Which pair am I talking about?
The bosses of Subterranean Animism each represent one of the Seven Deadly Sins, plus Satan.
The next Touhou game will finally see the return of Mima.Alright, bear with me. Most, if not all, of the endings from Subterranean Animism imply that Kanako Yasaka, final boss of the previous game, gave Utsuho the power of nuclear fusion for reasons as yet unclear. Considering what Utsuho was planning to ''do'' with that power, it's hard to imagine what possible gain there could have been in this. I'll tell you what: chaos. Mistrust. My fellow tropers, I put it to you that the plot of Touhou 12 will reveal that Kanako has been framed by the Charismatic Spirit of the Hakurei Shrine, as part of a larger plot to reassert herself as a power player in Gensokyo by stealing the Yin-Yang Orbs! Playable characters will include Reimu (natch), and Sanae (on a mission to clear her goddess' good name); Marisa's presence, due to possibly conflicting loyalties, is an X-factor.
The next Touhou game will have Marisa and Reimu as the stage 4 boss, depending on the player character.Works nicely with the above. It goes like this: in Lotus Land Story (that is, Touhou 4), the stage 4 boss is Reimu if you're playing Marisa, or Marisa if you're playing Reimu. In Imperishable Night (that is, Touhou 8), the stage 4 boss is Marisa if you're playing the Border Team or Ghost Team, and Reimu if you're playing the Magic Team or Scarlet Team. Going by the previous examples, it appears that every four Touhou games, the stage 4 boss is Marisa/Reimu, and the next main Touhou game will be number 12.
Meira and Mima are the same person.Meira is the Stage 2 boss in Story of Eastern Wonderland. She's never seen at the same time as Mima, she appears shortly before Reimu faces off against Mima with what appears to be the same goal in mind (that is, she wants Reimu's power), and she's never seen again. Sounds suspicious to me!
Flandre is a humanized form of Marx.The rainbow crystal wings, the batshit insanity, the colossal power they wield... how can they not be tangentally related?
Cirno is in fact absurdly powerfulCirno's power is defined as "Manipulation of Cold." She mainly uses it to make ice. But who's to say that's the only use of such a power. If she can manipulate Cold, then she can make things colder... or less colder, AKA heating things up by taking away the "cold" in it. She could also instantly reduce something to Absolute Zero. This destroying it in an instant. Or perhaps taking away so much cold that it burst into flame or even melts or just vaporizes. Sadly, Cirno's not smart enough to use her power in such creative ways.
Cirno utilizes some form of ThermosynthesisIt's mentioned that the air around Cirno is always cold. Since "cold" is merely the abscence of heat, she logically could be "creating cold" by absorbing heat. If the absorbed heat then becomes fuel for her magic powers, this could explain Cirno's power fluctuations. The colder the air around her is already, the weaker she becomes, as there's less heat to absorb to fuel her power. She's at her weakest in Perfect Cherry Blossom, when it's deep winter (despite the fact that it shouldn't be). In Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, she's at the Misty Lake, which is probably chilled by her own power, what with her living there and all, and due to the high specific heat of water, once it's chilled, it will tend to stay chilled for a while, chilling the air around it (Which would create the namesake mist!). All this chilling... chills things a bit, keeping Cirno relatively weak (but not as much as in PCB). Now we get to Phantasmogoria of Flower View and Unthinkable Natural Law, where she's a playable character. Here, Cirno leaves the Misty Lake and roams around in warmer climes... and suddenly, she's on par with typical player characters like Reimu and company. And when she gets dumped in a Nuclear Furnace, she can go toe-to-toe with resident Nuke-Girl Utusho. It's pretty apparent that Cirno's power follows a general pattern of being inversely proportional to the temperature of the area around her.
Flandre Scarlet is the daughter of Arcueid and ShikiBesides the obvious similarities in physical appearance (and in a sense, personality), Flandre has the ability to destroy just about anything by taking its "eye" into her hand and crushing it, which sounds suspiciously like the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception. Of course, this means that Remillia is not Flandre's real sister. Maybe that's why she's locked in the basement.
Sakuya is a Lunarian.Her themesong is called "Lunar Clock ~ Luna Dial." Kaguya, a Lunarian, has the ability "manipulation of eternity", which is quite similar in effect to Sakuya's "manipulation of time." Also note that according to Eirin's profile, Eirin was "surprised" to see Sakuya during the events of Imperishable Night, and she doesn't seem to be concerned with her own mortality when Remilia brings up the subject after defeating Mokou — Lunarians are already immortal; nor does she seem concerned about the madness-inducing moonbeams, since presumably Lunarians are already immune (Marisa is "insane to begin with", it isn't mentioned in the Border Team's scenario, and Youmu does feel the effects).
Lunarians are genetically human.First of all: the Border Team's ending states that for the purposes of the ongoing "Youkai must kidnap humans; humans must exterminate youkai" conflict, the Lunarians (apart from Reisen, presumably) are considered half-human. If there wasn't any "humanity" to them, why would they need to bring it up? Second of all, Cage in Lunatic Runagate mentions that Lunarians originated on Earth, and throughout that and Silent Sinner in Blue, they all (except Kaguya) make much of the fact that they are more "pure" than the people of Earth.
Yumemi Okazaki will appear in Touhou 12For those who haven't played it, Yumemi entered Gensokyo in something very much like a UFO way back when. Plus, there is a red cross on the status screen.
Kisume is Wriggle's sister. Or at least a close relative.The hair color could easily be coincidental, but: They both have a reputation for kicking/bucketing Marisa in the face. Kisume's the midboss to Yamame, a spider youkai - and spiders love insects. And then there's the fact that Kisume hides in a bucket: she could be hiding pants (and/or a glowing ass) like Wriggle's.
Cirno is farsighted.Why else would she have a huge blind spot right in front of her when she casts Icicle Fall ~Easy~?
Touhou was imagined by all the British queens...And Hitler, as he descended from a long lineage of them. Most of the setting reminds of some British/European cultural references. The Japanese folklore characters might have been added by Queen Victoria, and greater part of their cultural references was added by Hitler, that was in the same side as the Japanese in the WW 2, so, knowing a bit more about them. Elizabeth II herself just updated most of the mythos and reimagined the characters more moe than before, as she probably is secretly an anime fan. Unless William and/or Harry manage to declare their queen descendence, like Hitler, the Touhouverse might perish, as it needs the queen royalty to survive. It seems rather crazy, but sorta works.
Alice is a lich.She is a magician who was once human, but is now a humanoid youkai. It is possible that she died, went to hell, and used her tremendous powers as a magician to restore herself back to life, although she was no longer human by the time she had done so.
Sakuya is a close relative of Youmu.Both Sakuya and Youmu have pale gray/white hair (most likely a recesive gene). Sakuya has time magic which could have been used to train Youmu to become super fast. Sakuya may have been the "oddball" of the family and not been able to learn swordsmanship or the family was divided into certain weapon sections. It is not clarified what Sakuya's real name is, so her last name could indeed be Konpaku. Maybe she was a vampire hunter and when defeated by Remilia she was hit in the head and had severe amnesia, never remembering her previous life. Youmu may have been young at this time so she didn't remember Sakuya causing the battle in PCB. Although Sakuya is estimated to be 16-20 years old she could be the half ghost half human hybrid like other members of the family. So judging on appearance doesn't work here because Youmu and Sakuya both appear to young, but Youmu is at most 60 years old. Youmu and Sakuya first appeared with red eyes (another recesive gene in the real world). Also, sorry if this was long.
The real reason Yukari's invasion of the Moon failed?It was because Bugs Bunny led the moon rabbits.
Aya isn't ZUN's girlfriend, but rather, his self-insert character.It makes some amount of sense, if you think about it a little bit. First, there's the matching outfits◊ (as well as the black hair and Nice Hat.) Secondly, Aya, being a tengu, loves to drink — and ZUN is well-known for being akin to a Drunken Master himself. Third, Aya's entire purpose is to collect interesting information on the ladies of Gensokyo, as well as photographs of their danmaku / spellcards; ZUN himself collects "information" in a sense in the supplemental materials, and creating the danmaku itself is pretty close to collecting pictures of it. Her tendency to be overpowered could be attributed to ZUN simply indulging in a little bit of Mary Sue-ism every once in a while, like most fanfiction authors occasionally do. (As for why Aya isn't male? Heck, when in Gensokyo, do as the youkai do.)
Yukari's first Lunar Invasion was actually a plot to eliminate the most powerful youkai of GensokyoYukari's motivations behind her first lunar invasion have always remained a bit of a mystery, and popular theories postulate that she was either trying to take the riches of the Lunar Capital for herself, or that it was just her way of teaching the other youkai about the evils of war and imperialism. But what if there was something more sinister going on? It is not unthinkable that there were some very powerful youkai in Gensokyo back when Yukari came up with the whole idea - some of them may even have been so powerful that they rivalled Yukari herself. Or alternatively, they were just as old and experienced as Yukari and may have known her for a long time. They may even have known and understood Yukari a lot better than she was comfortable with (maybe they knew of an Old Shame, or maybe Yukari's a wee bit paranoid about people who might just figure out her schemes and intentions). My point is; what if there was a bunch of youkai in Gensokyo that were a potential or actual threat to her? If these youkai really did pose a serious threat to her, then it would make sense for Yukari to devise a plan to, well, get rid of them - a plan like, say, tricking them into invading the moon together, luring them into a hopeless battle against the Lunarians, and then closing the boundary between Gensokyo and the Lunar Capital before the others could retreat...
Shinki and Alice are...
Yukari is an Eldritch Abomination disguised as a human.What else can you call something that spends most of its time residing between dimensions? As far as I've gathered, she goes outside normal spacetime when she teleports.
Yukari's gaps are connected to the Gate of TruthIn addition to the creepy eyes, her official sprite in PCB has hands coming out of it◊ and they aren't hers, much like the titular Gate in FMA. Considering that a gate is just another boundary...
Shou is Pudge from DotAShe looks like being patched together from several other characters (the Ringband of Komachi, the hairstyle of Shizuha, the Hip of Yamame, the clothes of Reimu etc.) and can "attract" Treasure. Pudge does that using a meathook. Also Pudge can slay living stuff and patch it on himself.
Another goddess will be introduced later.She will represent herself with slugs, and will be revealed to have beaten Kanako in a fight in the past. If you don't know why, Jan-Ken-Bo, the Japanese version of Rock-Paper-Scissors, goes like this: Snake eats Frog, Slug melts Snake, and Frog eats Slug. If Suwako ever fights Slug-Goddess, she will come out victorious in accordance with the theme.
A lot of characters can equal or outmatch Yukari's "Omnipotence".
ZUN is building up an actual game to game plot and has at least one future game planned out already.Before the events of Mountain of Faith, the games could only be identified of their place in the timeline by which characters were around. This gets tossed out the window now, with Kanako coming to Gensokyo in 10, granting Utsuho her powers in 11, and the geyser from 11, a result of Utsuho going mad from her new power, blasted the eponymous Undefined Fantastic Object (actually a grain silo) out from underground and into the air, setting off the events of that game. In addition, more exploration of the Fantastic Racism between humans and Yokai in Gensokyo has emerged to the point of being a major plot point and the entire motivation of that game's final boss, who comes off more as "Gensokyo Gandhi" than "Threat". Add that to other subtle inclusions, such as the presence of the technologically advanced Kappa, now with their own living fusion reactor courtesy of Utsuho, and it seems that a much more wide scale and important conflict is being set up by ZUN then just "Go out and shoot at things until the problem goes away".
One of the 12.x games will be a RTSWell, the above WMG suggests that ZUN is planning for war in Gensoyko. Why not?
ZUN is trolling the PC-98 fanbase.In Touhou 12 there are so many Shout Outs to the PC-98 games, and yet NOT ONE PC-98 CHARACTER APPEARS! Seriously, he's doing this stuff on purpose. And we can't do anything about it.
The PC-98 characters will return via Time Travel.That solves the "where have they been all this time" problem, doesn't it?
Byakuren is Shinki's form outside of MakaiSee the similarities of the both. Byakuren even uses the same attack patterns as Shinki. Also, she brought one of her children again. And Myouren is a twisted Memory of her, which is in fact Alice Margatroid who was taken out of Makai by Force.
ZUN has only short-term memoryMaybe he is making up all those new characters since he cannot remember all PC-98 works properly?
Reimu is totally inept in fighting, and wins only through cheating.In the shooting games (where you can clearly see a spell-card based duel), Reimu has never, ever lost, for being able to rig the competition into her inevitable victory. However, in the fighters (where you clearly see that the combat is real), she hasn't won even a single battle in canon, and is the Rock bottom of the matchup table in SWR.
VIVIT is a Cyborg combined of Marisa and RuukotoIn order to live along with Alice, Marisa had to find a way, to live as long as her. And since of her easygoing and careless nature, she wasn't able to use the anti-aging spell Patchy and Alice used, since it needs far more discipline than Marisa has. So she went with her burglar-nature and stole Ruukoto from the Hakurei Shrine. Afterwards she needed someone competent to fuse her and Ruukoto together. So she went with Rinnosuke and Nitori, because Rinnosuke has a good quantity of spare parts and tools, and Nitori possesses the know-how to do so. But this was a mistake. Somehow Flandre got informed of this project and during a party at SDM she informed Keine how much this insults human life and how humanity could be artificially enslaved with that. Therefore Keine erased the Knowledge of Marisa, Rinnosuke and Nitori. Marisa was told that she was VIVIT, a robot maid and Rinnosuke was told he would be Erich, an engineer in robotics. That opened the doors for Flandre's Plan to disguise herself as Marisa to get free of the SDM basement. VIVIT's enhanced optics demasked Flan-Marisa and so in Seihou her memory comes back, and she is taking revenge on her, for stealing her life.
Cirno is a fan of The Beatles.The Beatles: Rock Band and the entire remastered Beatles catalogue will both be released on 9/9/09, the strongest day ever. This can't have been a coincidence.
Komachi is really a Bleach shinigamiAs such she could Bankai; the reason why her Zanpakutou is a scythe instead of a sword is that her's is like Ichigo's and Kenpachi's in that its always in shikai state. Also, she's closely related enough to Matsumoto Rangiku which would explain her lazyness and nice chest(as frequently portrayed).
The Touhous are substantially less powerful than the games suggest.This is my oft-trumped WMG, so I might as well plant this mutha here for safekeeping. The idea is this: all the characters' assorted useless-sounding superpowers, with the handful of really unspeakably stupidly powerful ones, work just as described and no further up or down the power scale. Danmaku is in fact a separate magical skill used to solve problems or blow off steam in a violent-feeling but non-violent fashion; skill at danmaku is independent of one's innate mystic powers. The 'Soak is not merely a place for monsters and such to hang out, but a sort of nature reserve to keep those too weird to live and too rare to die from getting steamrolled by superstition or the march of progress, as well as segregating the truly terrifying from a world where they would do the most bad. It is fortunate that so far all the big nasties have consented to fight using the harmless-but-flashy danmaku style, because otherwise all sorts of planetary holocausts could've gone down by now—Reimu is a tough little bitch, but that can only take her so far against an uncontrolled threat.
Yuugi is at least as strong, if not stronger then Yukari.Let's do a refresher here. Stage placement does not equate power (e.g. Chen, the Stage 2 boss AND the Extra mid-boss, due to being separated from Ran in the former causing her power to drop; also see Keine who was only trying to keep you away from the Human Village). She is part of the same group as Suika (who is one of the strongest in Gensokyo, according to Aya). 'Four Devas of the Mountains.' And, we all know she was only playing with us her sake NOT EVEN A DROP! She is more mature then Suika, in age (probably), and power (probably), and as such should be as strong (if not stronger.) Combined with her power being 'Power to control supernatural phenomena', it could possibly be the most dangerous (or useless) power in Gensokyo.
Rating a Touhou character's power according to his/her stage is stupid.This is made up from one thing: Sariel is the Final Boss of The Highly Responsive to Prayers, a Stage 20 Boss. If the power scaling goes up as expected (With EX-Bosses equaling Stage7 and Yukari equaling Stage8), she could singlehandedly destroy Gensokyo, the World and Chuck Norris.
Yukari Yakumo is a troperAnd is posting the entries that are trying to fool us into thinking our Touhous are less powerful than we know they are. Oh Yukari...don't ever change.
Patchouli Knowledge is not an elemental witch, but a Warlock/DemonologistJustifies both her demonic assistant Koakuma, and what she's doing inside a Vampire's mansion (people dealing with demons have always been outcasted from society, Gensokyo is probably no exception, and merely living on her own as an outcast was not an option for her, due to her poor health, and the fact that she could get lynched. So Patchouli naturally went for those who could accept her as she is, who happened to be Vampires.)
Touhou 13 will involve a REAL invasion from MakaiIn the plot of Mystic Square, the Makai invasion was actually an influx of Makai tourists and vacationers, so it wasn't a real invasion. Now that that is out of the way, let me explain my theory. 1) Touhou 11 was caused by events in Touhou 10. Similarly, Touhou 12 was caused by events in Touhou 11. If ZUN continues, this pattern, than Touhou 13 will be caused by events of Touhou 12. 2) In Touhou 12.3, the fighting game, Reimu's victory dialogue with Yukari in Arcade/Versus has her states that it "Feels like the calm before the storm" This is after Touhou 12. Something big is going to happen. 3) Now think of Touhou 12 from the perspective of a Makai demon: A giant flying ship crash landed! Unidentified objects are flying around everywhere! A powerful being was unsealed! And finally there were sightings of a shrine maiden, a witch, and some green-haired girl during the whole thing, possibly the same ones that caused so much destruction to Makai and defeated our wonderful god when we were only trying to relax and explore a new world! Are they attacking Makai again? Are these the warning signs of a full scale invasion? We must make a pre-emptive attack before they do! We won't lose again! And there's your plot for Touhou 13. (Alice and Shinki team up as the final boss!)
The UFO cast correspond to the Seven Gods of Fortune. This is barely a WMG, since ZUN somehow managed to reference them with UFOs at the same time, but let's put it here for reference. Inspired by a fanart I can't find:
Sakuya is a ghoulOne of the primary ways that vampires in the Old World of Darkness bind humans to them is by having them drink of their blood, making them their ghoul servants. Ghouls can live quite long through periodic drinking of their masters' blood and can attain a measure of superhuman physical ability. Plus, if a person or vampire drinks three times from the same vampire, he or she is Blood Bound to that vampire, which may explain why Sakuya is so undyingly loyal to Remilia.
The other two Devas of the Mountain will appear in future games.Well, there's Suika in IAMP and Yuugi in SA... chances are the other two will pop up as bosses in the near future.
Mokou and Kaguya symbolise the Sun and the Moon, respectively.I'm not sure whether this is really a Wild Mass Guess or whether I'm just stating the obvious, because it does seem pretty obvious to me. The unending rivalry between Kaguya and Mokou is a symbol of the cycle of the Sun and the Moon. Fiery phoenix girl Mokou is the sun while shadow Lunatic princess Kaguya is the moon. As the Sun drives the Moon away during the day, only to disappear leaving the sky to the Moon at night, so does Mokou kill Kaguya, only to get killed by her later on, ad infinitum.
Mokou was given the power of a Phoenix by an actual Phoenix.Popular fanon, putting it down here. Unless it's an mutant ability, immortality usually doesn't grant door prizes. At some point in her immortal life; Mokou met an everliving phoenix that either wanted to die or was touched by her existence such that it gave its power to her. This would have burnt a mortal to cinder; but Mokou was able to absorb it. Nevertheless, this bleached her hair white. Which is rather impressive; given that the description of Hourai Elixir is that it renders every physical aspect of someone Eternal.
The PC-98 games and Windows games take place in different timelines that are connected somehow.There's several rather significant differences between the settings and characters of the PC-98 games and the Windows games - the appearant absence of the Spellcard Rules in the PC-98 games, the fact that PC-98 Reimu rides Genji rather than flying by herself, Alice originallly being (or at least * looking* ) a lot younger than than Marisa and Reimu while she's implied to be a lot older than them in the Windows games, the presence of some high-tech weapons in the PC-98 games (Rika's tanks, Mimi-chan the ICBM) - but at the same time, there's also a few hints that the two settings/timelines are not completely separate continuities. One of the best arguments for this is the dialogue between Alice and Reimu in Perfect Cherry Blossom; Alice clearly reckognizes Reimu, and even asks her "Don't you remember me?" in a way that can only refer to their encounter in Mystic Square. Yet at the same time, Alice is - thanks to her backstory and mysterious age-up - * also* one of the best arguments for why the events of Mystic Square cannot have taken place in the timeline of the Windows games. The only logical explanation for this (other than this just being a mere Shout Out, the Continuity Reboot being Lampshaded, or ZUN being drunk or not quite caring about the whole damn thing) is that the Alice from the Windows games timeline really is the same person as the Alice from the PC-98 games, but that she travelled from one timeline to the other at some point. The Reimu she meets in PCB is an alterganger, a counterpart from a parralel timeline/universe, of the Reimu that defeated her and Shinki. And exactly why did Alice travel to another timeline? My guess is that Shinki, being the loving (adoptive) mother she is, wanted to bring Alice to a safe place after her defeat at the hands of the protagonists of Mystic Square. So she created a portal to a timeline in which Gensokyo is a much safer place (thanks to the Spellcard rules, etc.) and, just to be on the safe side, she even went so far as to send Alice to a point in time before Reimu or Marisa were even born - hence Alice's mysterious age-up.
Marisa's supposed insanity...Remember in Imperishable Night Marisa says she's immune to the full moon's madness effects because "she's already insane to begin with"? I think I might have discovered what she means... Marisa fuels her magic with "phantasmal mushrooms", right? Do you know what's a "magic mushroom" in real life? Marisa must probably consume a lot of those during her travels to keep her magic level high... Hence, she must be in a permanent state of... well... you know. Which is pretty much like temporary insanity. It's just a wonder how she manages to dodge all those bullets while being in such a state... Whoa man, I'm trippin' out man... WHOA! Shiny colors! Whoa man, that's really coo... OUCH! THEY HURT!
Youki Konpaku is ZUN!It explains why he isn't in the games, and no one seems to know where he is. This also explains why ZUN is so thin In real life... he merged with his ghost half, to hide it. As for the hair... there is no official art for him, so Youki may have black hair. This leads to a problem though. 'How is he making these games?' Well, an above post said that Yukari is ZUN's drinking buddy, and tells stories from Gensokyo, and gives him Bunbunmaru news papers. That would explain it.
The next fighter will have Meira.Surely there are more deserving characters from the PC-98 era to return. Well, that may be but Meira has a reason. She wants to steal Reimu's power, giving her perfect reason to return.
Reisen Udongein Inaba is actually a Lunarian, not a moon rabbit.But she somehow ended up in trouble with the Lunar authorities, so she disguised herself and changed her name so as to blend in with the moon rabbits. Unfortunately, the disguise worked a little too well, and she was drafted into the Lunarian army with the others. Eirin has already seen through it, of course, but keeps her around so she can have a human to test on. Plus, look at her ears in her portraits in Touhou 8 and 9. Those black dots look suspiciously like buttons or fasteners...note
"Half-Ghost" is actually a type of tsukumogami, except with ghosts instead of objects.Let's take a look at the existing tsukumogamis in Touhou (going by literal appearance instead of conceptual):
Zun never liked Mima in the first placeFact: Mima was one of the most important recurring characters in the PC-98 games. Fact: Despite constant pleas from all the fans, Mima has not appeared in a single Windows game. Fact: The PC-98 games were created by a team of which Zun was a part, while the Windows game were all made by just Zun. Do I really need to explain this one? For whatever reason, Zun never would've brought Mima back for even a second appearance if the choice had been up to him, but it was not; it makes sense that now that he's producing works completely on his own he's not going to include elements or characters he doesn't like.
"Nue Houjuu" isn't her real name."Nue" is the name of her species, and the kanji for "Houjuu", as written, means "Sealed Beast," which is exactly what she was until immediately before the events of Undefined Fantastic Object. What do you think, boys and girls?
Youkai still eat humans.However, they're now considered a delicacy and the number of them eaten is very low. Perfect Memento mentions that Outsiders are eaten by youkai on sight or after they've lost interest on them. They may be fair game since it won't impact the resident human population. Also, they may have struck a deal where executed criminals are turned over to a youkai who wants to celebrate or something.
There are buses in Gensokyo.Cirno said that "there are no buses in Gensokyo." Do you wanna really trust an idiot's word?
Umbrellas are a sign of power in GensokyoYuka and Yukari always carry one around, and Remilia is often seen with one...See the pattern?
Touhou players don't play with pads because Sakuya will knife them.It's not that they won't use pads, it's more like they can't.
ZUN will create a Mima Expy for Touhou 13.Alright, so Byakuren's not quite an expy of Shinki (borrowing one spellcard? Jeez), but she's apparently close enough to piss off some fans. If ZUN did this for his own personal amusement, my guess is that for the next game he will create another character borrowing at least a few of Mima's spell patterns, to further enrage us and/or emphasize the point that Mima's not coming back.
Rinnosuke is actually Yuki Nagato.Just look at his genderswap (ads in the link are NSFW). Which makes us think that there may be a Haruhi somewhere...
Sanae in Touhou 12 is really just Mima in disguise.Here is the evidence. It also explains why she's so uncomfortable and powerful.
Sakuya is a DhampyrThis would explain why she has both blue and red eyes. Blue eyes is when she is her "normal" mode. Red eyes is when she is using her more "vampiric" aspect, and thus fields a generally more powerful arsenal. Plus it may explain her young apperance, yet, if you go by Akyu's account, her behavior seems to be of someone far older than she appears. And if Sakuya is a Dhampyr, Remilia would have all the more reason to keep her around.
Despite how she seems to act, Reimu's turned into a Blood Knight.In both of her scenarios in Unidentified Fantastic Object, she acts like she's bigoted towards Youkai when she's talking to Byakuren, but we all know she's made friends with a good number of them. It's possible that she just wanted a good adrenaline rush, and thought that Byakuren would give her the challenge she needed, so she essentially trolled her into a conflict.
Reimu acts like a jerk to deliberately try and put distance between her and Youkai; as she's supposed to balance humanity and them. She is the Balance. (Yin Yang). She's failing, and is turning into a Youkai or possibly a Goddess/CelestialShe does view Yokai and humans equally; however, more yokai like her than humans do. She deliberately comes up with Super Dickery to try and distance them, but humans continue to avoid her, and the Yokai like her more and more (and she gains more and more of them as friends). Hijiri horrifies her because she sees this as her fate. Attempting to balance humans and yokai, but ultimately only have yokai as her friends and family. Not that this would be too cursed a fate, but it is a failure of her attempt at being Neutral.
Wriggle Nightbug was originally a boyGensokyo has some sort of Gender Bender-inducing field, and Wriggle wears pants because she only recently made the switch-over and hasn't adjusted. This also explains why there are so few males known of in Gensokyo — only those who can resist this effect remain male — the unconvincing Word Of God that there are as many men, but they virtually never show up in-game just because is intended as a cover for this dark secret.
Gensokyo actually has a matriarchal society.There are only four known males in the land, with the rest being insignificant characters who apparently spend all their time at home. Of the male characters, two are servants for female characters. one has mysteriously vanished without a trace, and one runs a shop that, despite a prime location, is inexplicably devoid of customers except a few "nuisances." Obviously, the males Stay in the Kitchen because that's what society expects of them — similarly for the men (well, turtle and cloud) who are servants to female characters. Rinnosuke decided to defy convention and try to open his own business, and has been ostracized for it... except for a few girls who are just too weird to care. As for Youki... perhaps he decided to remove himself from a society that didn't value him. Perhaps something more sinister happened. Perhaps it's entirely unrelated. Whatever the reason, he's gone now.
Hong Meiling is actually a human, not a youkai.Although she's repeatedly described as a youkai, it's never been clear what sort of youkai she would be, and indeed, she seems more like Gensokyo's human population... except for the implication that she eats people. It's possible that she's just a cannibal, and people have assumed that she's a youkai because eating people is something they do — although not very often anymore. Following the Literary Agent Hypothesis, this faulty assumption would have trickled down to ZUN, who would repeat it.
Humans can extend their lives by becoming youkai.Perfect Memento states that a human who learns Shashoku magic, they become magicians. In Touhou, magicians are a subclass of youkai and enjoy the relatively longer lifespans other youkai do. If Marisa ever wanted to, she could learn this spell and extend her life.
Marisa is connected to Maribel Hearn and/or Yukari YakumoOn the drama CD "Dolls in Pseudo Paradise", the character described in the story attached to "Reincarnation" is considered to be Mima, and her daughter is then Marisa. But Mima looks nothing like Marisa. Then who could it be? Why not look at the two people with uncanny resemblances. Descent from the human half of the youkai of boundaries would explain some of Marisa's potential.
Powers have an inverse effect on usefulnessBy this of course, I mean that the more useful a power is by nature, the less potential it has. Consider Yuyuko's ability to inflict death. That's all it does. However, look at some of the more 'useless abilities.'
Cirno is SatanSpecifically, Dante's version. Her symbol is a 9 in a circle. Fans take that to mean that she's an idiot, but it can easily be taken to mean the 9th Circle, the lowest point in Hell and Satan's location. What's more, Cirno is an ice fairy. Ice, as in the means of punishment for those in the 9th Circle. And she has six wings, the mark of a seraph, which Satan originally was. By calling the ⑨ an idiot in the Phantasmagoria of Flower View manual, ZUN wasn't just calling Cirno an idiot, he was calling Satan himself an idiot!
Reimu is the Goddess of the Hakurei Shrine.She even hints at it in Oriental Sacred Place. Specifically she's the Nameless, the Miko Goddess who was summoned by Watatsuki no Yorihime against Reimu. (Canon has shown you can summon a god against itself.) Reimu pretended to be puzzled on who that Miko was. She gets her Faith from the other side of the Barrier.
The Spellcard Rules are a Reality WarpAnyone in Gensokyo or neighboring realities like Makai must follow them when engaging in combat with someone. It doesn't even cross their minds not to. Even if they've never heard of Spellcards, they will be RetConed in.
The PC-98 Reimu and Marisa are the mothers or grandmothers of the Windows onesThe reason Reimu looks very different between the two is because she's a different person, just with the same name. Mima isn't around anymore because she lost interest after the Reimu she befriended died. None of Yuuka's old exploits are in PMitSS because she hasn't done that sort of thing for decades now, but Reimu (w) still knows what she's capable of because of stories passed down the family. Alice's first conversation with Reimu (w) is the result of Alice getting confused by the colour scheme and some family resemblance.
In order to enter Gensokyo, Kanako and Suwako completely erased themselves (and Sanae) from Outside World existence.Even without faith, they would have existed in some non-corporeal form; at the very least through stories told by historians about what people used to believe. They may even have been able to have been "summonable" the way the Shinto Gods are in Silent Sinner in Blue. But they wanted to remain corporeal. So they took all the stories and records and memories that the Outer World had of them; and threw it into the Memory hole. Something that once existed in the Real World but then left a vacuum resulted in them appearing in Gensokyo; and not a single record of the Sky and Earth goddesses remain outside.
Touhou doujin is produced in GensokyoThis was proposed in #tropers-touhou. Basically, Touhou doujin is the porn industry of Gensokyo: Patchu writes them, Koishi makes them happen, Aya takes the pictures, and Keine erases the history/evidence. Then, Kaguya uploads them to the Internet. The black-and-white manga style comes from a combination of data loss when the upload crosses the border and the fact that everyone in Gensokyo really looks Super-Deformed.
Maribel is a young Yukari.Maribel and Yukari aren't dreaming that they are each other, they actually are, in different stages of their life. Yukari was born as Maribel, a human, and developed her ability to see borders until she could manipulate them as well. She and Renko entered Gensokyo and had many excellent adventures. But it wasn't the Gensokyo we know and love, it was the Gensokyo of the past, when the border was still young. Renko trained as a shrine maiden and Maribel eventually became powerful enough to become a youkai. After settling down in Gensokyo, the two had a falling out, perhaps over Maribel's becoming a youkai, and this is why they built their houses in different places, but both along the edge of Gensokyo so that they could keep an eye on the border / get luxury items from the outside / help humans coming across like themselves. Renko had children and fathered the Hakurei line. At the end of her natural life, Renko was reconciled with Maribel, and Maribel agreed to protect Renko's daughters and their descendents.
Maribel is the reincarnation of YukariFirst off, it's very unlikely that they're the same person dreaming of being each other as in the common theory; Maribel spends most of her dreams running away from youkai and her tendency to bring back various objects implies that she's physically transported. Maribel lives in what's clearly the future, and magic appears to be common knowledge when she lives. Sanae seems to come from the present day, and her move to Gensoukyou was due to people not having faith. It seemd likely that Maribel doesn't just live in our future, but in the rest of the series' future as well. Plenty of time for Yukari to die.
Eirin is genetically modifying Reisen.In Cage in Lunatic Runagate, Kaguya muses on how "Udonge"; Eirin's nickname for Reisen is also the name of a lunar plant that becomes jewelled when exposed to "impurity". (IE, Earth) She considers that Eirin is trying to see if Reisen can become something greater than what she was on the sterile moon.
The "Punishment Time" that takes several days of Reisen being unconcious is Eirin modifying Reisen's body so that it adapts to Earth. Normally, Lunarian's have a magical shield against "impurities" like disease and bacteria (No The War of the Worlds type Deus ex Machina, no.); but long-term exposure gets past the defenses. The immortals gained immunity to Earth diseases the hard way, but Reisen doesn't have that option.
Yukari's Second Invasion of the Moon was a social attack.Yukari, like Eirin, isn't just The Chessmaster; she's an immortal chessmaster. Moves that she makes aren't always apparent until centuries down the line. It was very important for the Moon Rabbits to sense that Reimu was summoning the Shinto Gods. This served as a distraction and gave the Watatsuki sisters a motive for not immediately killing or banishing Reimu; they needed to show Reimu to the Moon Rabbits to show that they weren't the ones unauthorizedly summoning gods. Something only they could do up to know. Now, Reimu and the Watatsuki sisters may be Nay-Theist. they summon gods but they sure don't seem to worship them, but the Moon Rabbits are religious. And now, it's been revealed that those "inferior" Earthlings are capable of being conduits to the gods. This will have incredible impact on the Moon society years down the line, and severely take away one of the unique traits the Moon royalty used as a symbol of superiority.
The Lunarians are LunariansAt the end of Final Fantasy IV the Red Moon, and all the Lunarians aboard, left the Blue Planet in search of a planet that was ready for them. Eventually they happened upon the planet Earth according to Touhou, complete with a seperate realm full of empowered humans, youkai, etc. The Lunarians decided that this planet was ready for them and stayed.
This also means that the lunar rabbits are the current form of the Hummingway species, who were shown to be quite rabbitlike in Final Fantasy IV DS and Final Fantasy IV: The After Years.
ZUN has only learned how to draw males relatively recentlyZUN has always drawn everything for the Touhou series himself, even though ZUN isn't exactly the best artist ever. This seems to suggest that ZUN takes a certain amount of pride in drawing everything himself. Since he seems to have an obsession with creating female characters, it's not that huge of a stretch to suggest that at least during the PC-98 era ZUN simply had no clue how to draw a character that looked male. Instead of getting someone else to do the art, however, ZUN decided that since he liked to design female characters anyway, he should just make the cast be all-female. Notice that before Rinnosuke, none of the male characters were even remotely humanoid. This all changed during the Windows era, when ZUN decided that he might as well try to draw male characters for once. Wriggle Nightbug was practice for him, as even though she was a female character she has feature usually associated with male characters, and is one of the first touhou characters to wear pants. ZUN couldn't draw a guy character in a dress, now could he? Rinnosuke is the result of his practice, but now that the tradition of Touhou having only female spellcasters has been established, it's doubtful ZUN will ever get to draw more males.
Parsee is part TenguShe has the same ears as Aya. This isn't a weird coincidence, but a sign of mixed ancestry on her part. When the Oni moved to hell a few of the Tengu decided to come with them. One of them fell in love with a Bridge Princess, and Parsee is the result. This even explains her weird name; Tengu have traditional Japanese names, and we don't know about Bridge Princesses. She has her father's family name and her mother gave her a name from her culture. While her species is given as 'Bridge Princess', that is simply the side she primarily took after.
Parsee is a former human/near human youkai, like Alice.Per the story of the Hashihime, her grudge against an unfaithful husband caused her to become a jealousy-ridden youkai. Her pointy ears are fakes, which she wears out of jealousy for the more unusual-looking youkai.
Meiling's reputation for sleeping on the job is Reimu's faultDuring the actual game Meiling is never actually caught sleeping. She proactively attacks you before you even get to the mansion and attacks you again at what is probably the front gate. Assuming Remilia did the vampire thing of being active mainly at night, Meiling's job would be to keep out intruders during the day when her mistress was most vulnerable. She would then sleep at night. After Reimu beat Remilia, Remilia starts taking an interest in things outside the mansion and becomes more active during the day. In both of Reimu's endings, Remilia goes to bug her at the shrine during daytime. With her mistress spending more time awake during the day, Meiling would have to stand guard at night as well as through the day; to guard her mistress while she slept and to guard the mansion when Remilia and sometimes Sakuya were absent. Meiling probably had to switch to that sleep system where you nap throughout the day to make up for not being able to get eight straight hours.
Mokou and Kaguya have a noble women's agreement to tone down their feud in front of friends and family.Even in the most vicious interpretation of their continuous killing of each other; Mokou never harms the mortals in Eientei. Kaguya tries to avoid Keine as well; but Keine tends to butt in anyways. Hence Kaguya getting other people to do it for her in the Trials of Guts.
Hatate Himekaidou will be one of the Touhou 13 Bosses.Because it happened to Aya, right?
Touhou 13 will be another Phantasmagoria GameBecause Phantasmagoria of Flower View came after three games, so now that another three games have passed, it seems fitting.
Sadly, the creation of the Ball did not come without a price... prolonged contact irreversibly ruined the genius Cirno's mind, turning her into what she is now. The secret of stupidity was sadly lost along with Cirno's intellect.
ZUN really wants permission to include Jojo characters as partners to the protagonists in a game.He has fitted countless references to the manga series in the games, modelled numerous characters after some of them, i.e Sakuya, Youmu, Yuugi, and even has dialogue almost directly quote the series "How many breads have you eaten?" (Remilia: Marisa scenario). Hell even some spellcards reference objects from the series (Red Stone of Asia: Kaguya in StB).
Perhaps ZUN really is just waiting for the chance to include his favourite characters, pair them with touhous with similar powers, Sakuya/Dio/Jotaro, Flandre/Kira, Giorno/Yuka/Wriggle/The Moriya Trio, Youmu/Polnareff, and just smack the fanbase with a massive 180 on his all women law.
Kogasa will be a midboss in some future game, though not 13.Why? Because who would expect her? Besides, Cirno did it, and she didn't have the fourth-wall breaking excuse.
Alice Margatroid is a Doll.PC-98 and windows are about 1 (one) year away from each other. What happened, is that this doll, called Alice Margatroid, is a reflection of what Alice could have been if she grew up, but since she opened the Grimoire, that won't happen.
And Shinki's power is unknown, so the whole "Warping Alice to another Dimension" WMG above is possible, however unlikely, since her power has something to do with Sara, Luize, Yuki, Mai and Yumeko, since it was established, that everyone (excluding Alice) was created by Shinki. So unless she has an incredibly vague power like Yukari's Manipulation of Boundaries, it's safe to assume that Shinki's power is to give life.
With that, we move to the Alice is a Doll Theory
In Alice's description in Perfect Memento in a Strict Sense, She has blond hair and pale skin, and looks very much like a doll herself.
Which supports the theory on it's own. But there is more to support this claim, this trouper has more evidence.
But wait, the author of Perfect Memento also says that this Alice was once human, who became a Youkai. However, which Alice is she talking about? Is it Alice Margatroid? She's a doll though. So to be a moving doll, who is her puppetmaster?
That would be Alice from PC-98.
Which then links to the Momento, "She's the type of magician that was originally human and became one through training."
This can be assumed when Alice first opened the Grimoire of Alice
This makes two Alices in the same world. One who is the PC-98 Alice, and one who is the Windows Alice.
Here, if Alice of PC-98 is controlling the Windows/Alice, then she would remember losing to Reimu and Marisa is Mystic Square. Therefore, out for revenge in Perfect Cherry Blossom.
In Imperishable Night, it's seen in the prologue that W/Alice's dolls are capable of talking. If W/Alice can do it, so can PC/Alice, since with the Grimoire at hand, Alice has access to many spells.
But W/Alice has a Grimoire too. Maybe the W/Alice has a fake grimoire, only to look like PC/Alice. So PC/Alice has the real Grimoire, and W/Alice has a fake. Which also explains why W/Alice hasn't used her Grimoire yet. It's because it's fake.
With this theory, it answers why Alice suddenly came back all grown up, why she never uses her Grimoire, why she is described to look like a doll, and why Reimu didn't recognize her when she first saw her.
W/Alice Margatroid is a doll being controlled by PC/Alice.
Most of the bosses in Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil are expys of Negima! characters.
The Master Spark is powered by shipping.This is why Marisa is paired up with so many people.
#1: Meiling does not actually sleep on the job.She's actually in a state of hypersensitivity, in which she can discern threats more easily. The reason she lets Marisa through is because she doesn't feel that Marisa is going to be an actual threat to the mansion. And she doesn't regard Sakuya as a threat because Sakuya is a resident of the mansion and therefore belongs there. Sakuya only perceives that China is asleep and therefore gets pissed off about it.
After all, why would Remi want a useless guard? She obviously sees something in Meiling.
#2: Sakuya never liked Meiling and gave her a form of brain damage.All as an excuse to whale on her. One knight, while China was asleep, Sakuya sneaks up on her and stabs her in the head. Meiling gets screwed up by this and is never right again. She starts constantly falling asleep while doing her job, and who constantly checks up on her? Sakuya. This means that Sakuya gets to mistreat Meiling for failing to do her duties, and she enjoys it all too much. Here's one more:
Patchouli has bribed or otherwise induced Meiling to let Marisa through.Because she's tsundere for Marisa. Duh.
Remilia has bribed or otherwise induced Meiling to let Marisa through.Because she secretly thinks Flan needs more friends. Or more practice in subduing prey without utterly annihilating it.
Reimu is not underaged!Time line recap
PC-98 and Windows have a 1 year gap from each other.
Gensokyo moves about as quickly as our real life. Which means during from Summer and Winter Comiket (And not Retisai) one year passes.
Reimu begins Touhou 1 as a twelve(12) year old. This is very evidant in TH2. Those two game passes, and she is now Thirteen. TH3 and TH4 pass, she is now Fourteen. TH5 passes, and there there is a one year timeskip.
Reimu is 15 and a half by this time. It is now Summer and EoSD takes place, and TH7 takes place. She is 16 by IaMP. Going to TH8 and TH9, TH9.5, she is now 17.
TH10, and TH11 pass, she is now 18.
TH12 comes out during the summer, and there wasn't a touhou game for 2009 Winter Comiket. Reimu is now 19.
Nazrin is a PlaneswalkerAs you can clearly see, at some point there was an Ondu Relic Hunter named Javad Nasrin. And those Eldrazi relics look rather like her dowsing crystals. Clearly, at some point Javad managed to gain control of Eldrazi tech, becoming a planeswalker, and ultimately ending up in Gensoukyou, where people started misspelling her name.
Rumia is Satan sealed in the form of a young blondeHer name is alternately spelled Lumia, cognate to Latin lumen, just like the name Lucifer. Her usual "the saint was crucified" pose could be construed as a sort of deliberate blasphemy. Oh, and her darkness-manipulating ability seems perfectly appropriate for the Prince of Darkness. She may also be one of the more evil characters in a world of Grey And White Morality, as she's one of only a handful of youkai who explicitly expresses an interest in eating humans.
To expand/play with the previous theory: Rumia is the Alpha youkai, and the Dark Messiah who will bring about the new Dark Age of Gensokyo.I abide by a theory which seems to make sense with incorporating EX Rumia into canon, which is that EX Rumia was somewhat of the leader and master of all savage youkai. Back in the dark days when man-eating youkais were legion and mankind covered as night fell across the land, Rumia's screech used to strike fear in the hearts of every and all beings, as it ushered the arrival of a formidable hunter, the perfect killing machine - the perfect Youkai.
The sealing of EX Rumia, reducing her to her diminutive state nowadays, paved the path for the Gensokyo we know today, a relatively peaceful place where man-eating youkais are rare and nonlethal duels are the rule. Rumia likes to assume a "crucified" position for she is the Anti-Martyr, the Dark Messiah of Youkais. Should EX Rumia be unsealed and left unchecked, Gensokyo would return to its primal state - a vicious bloodbathed country, where youkai oppress mankind and EX Rumia is the ultimate butcher...
When ZUN said Yuuka was "Youkai Moe~", he literally meant she's a sprouting youkai.
Mima won't be in the Touhou games until Reimu gets more donations.Her profiles in Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream and Mystic square refer to her as the "(evil) deity of the [Hakurei] shrine". No one seems to visit the shrine, so Reimu is low on donations and Mima is low on faith. So unless the Hakurei shrine gets more visitors/donations...
The True Final Boss of the last Touhou game ever made will be Rinnosuke.The plot of the game will most likely be the result of Marisa and Reimu getting into a fight that will end up completely destroying his antiques store. In a fit of righteous fury Rinnosuke will unlock his true power and transform into the fundoshi-clad MANosuke who then, wielding the legendary Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi he obtained from Marisa during Curiosities of Lotus Asia, will go on the warpath effortlessly owning all who stand in his way. The end of the story will see Reimu and Marisa join forces in a desperate last ditch attempt to stop him in a battle that will shake the foundations of Gensokyo and which will be hailed through the Internets as the most seizure-inducing, nerve-racking, bone-breaking, blood-boiling, ass-kicking, computer-destroying, explosion-laden fight of all Touhou. And then they'll all go have tea.
Sakuya is a former werewolf.In exchange for working at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Remilia found a cure for her (although her powers are still linked to the moon). That's why she's often compared to a dog, and why Eirin is so surprised to see her in Sakuya's IN story mode.
Star Sapphire = Kaguya Houraisan.First of all, they look exactly alike. You're probably thinking, "But Star Sapphire has wings!" Kaguya could have clip on wings, or Eirin has made a potion that can temporarily give wings to someone (most likely the former). Star Sapphire is also the only one of the Three Mischevious Fairys that isn't affected by the time of day. Neither is Kaguya. Both have resurective immortality. As for why they have different abilities, she could temporarily seal one of them while in each of her personas to prevent accidental ability discharge, or she could just choose not to use them. Also, we've never exactly seen Star's spellcards in action, so we don't know whether or not they are the same, and if they aren't, she could have two sets of spellcards. (This WMG has been brought to you by This Troper.)
Chen is the ultimate Big Bad of the series.Think about it. Ran(-shamaaaaaaaaa~) goes into nosebleeds and name-screaming whenever Chen is simply around her. People on Danbooru go "HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG" over cute pictures of her. Chen's cuteness is simply a cover for her plot to take over not only Gensokyo, but the other side of the fourth wall!
The Gensokyo Barrier has sealed the Dreams from the Earth Alternate Universe it is connected to.A "world where children don't smile" and tender fruits are extinct; this is why Maribel's and Renko's world is a little colder and grayer than ours. Such feelings aren't completely gone, but they are harder to get to.
Keine is a time crack youkai.They both eat history. Not just that, but "The Pandorica Opens" tells that the cracks have spawned in every universe. Which would include Gensokyo.
Keine ate the PC-98 continuity.Thus, things in Windows continuity can only indirectly reference PC-98 events and characters. Sadly, this theory would mean Mima is in fact gone for good.
Keine has Yokai longevity.She refers to a Hakutaku as a "beast" but it's really another species of Yokai. That one-three days of the month she's in Hakutaku form; her body is "not eating" that period of time. She has aged up to this point because Immortality Begins at Twenty. This will manifest one of two ways:
Sakuya is somehow related to Aeon.Both have silver hair, can manipulate time, and dress very formally (Sakuya's Meido next to Aeon's aristocrat might suggest he's her superior somehow). Aeon says immortals disrupt the flow of time, so Sakuya was sent to Gensokyo to make sure so many immortals aren't having an impact on the outside world. Her working for Remilia is just a facade so she can stay close to Flandre, one of the most powerful immortals, and observe any ill effects on the time stream. Also, similar to how Aeon only has limited influence beyond the Time Rift, only Gensokyo's fantastic nature allows Sakuya to use her abilities freely.
There are two strongest non-god beings in the Windows continuity of Gensokyo: Koishi Komeiji, the extra boss of Subterranean Animism, and Fujiwara no Mokou, the extra boss of Imperishable Night.Although it has been said that Suika, Yukari, Yuka or even Cirno are the strongest in Gensokyo and it has been heavily implied that it could be one of the heroines (Reimu and Marisa, namely, but also Sanae and Sakuya), this, in fact, is false. Canonically, the extra bosses of Subterranean Animism and Imperishable Night are stronger than all of them. And here's why. (Just a note here: I'm taking the fact that every boss's power goes up by the same amount each stage; that is to say, Youmu is to Yuyuko what Shou is to Byakuren.) Let's start with Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil. Since Reimu and Marisa defeat everyone in that continuity, that places the two of them at the top of the metaphorical food chain in Gensokyo. Next is Perfect Cherry Blossom. Since Sakuya was a stage 5 boss in Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil and she defeats everyone—even Yukari!—in that game, that must mean that youkai like Yuyuko or Yukari are weaker than Sakuya and, therefore, weaker than Remilia Scarlet. Since Reimu and Marisa defeated Remilia, though, the two of them are still at the top. They also go on to defeat Suika in Immaterial and Missing Power, which rules her out of the running as well. Imperishable Night is where it gets a little weird. Since Reimu and Marisa are only stage 4 bosses in this game, that means that they are weaker than Reisen, Kaguya, Eirin and Mokou. Because every boss's power goes up by the same amount each stage, that means that Mokou is, canonically, the strongest up until this point. Since Mokou is never in any other games, though, we can't gauge her power level against other youkai. Phantasmagoria of Flower View is also somewhat weird. Weak bosses such as Cirno and Mystia can go through the story and defeat a shikigami and a judge of the dead (as well as Reimu and Marisa, which further debunks their status as the strongest characters). Reimu and Marisa hack their way through Mountain of Faith, which makes even goddesses Kanako and Suwako weaker than they are. The same goes for Iku and Tenshi from Scarlet Weather Rhapsody; since they're trumped by people we've ruled out like Yuyuko and Suika, they're out of the running. (A word on the next two games, Subterranean Animism and Unidentified Fantastic Object: they are widely regarded as the hardest games in the Windows continuity of Touhou; therefore, I will rule their characters' power levels as a bit higher than the rest of 'em.) Reimu and Marisa—stage 4 bosses from Imperishable Night—go to defeat every youkai underground, as well as Sanae Kochiya and Koishi Komeiji. Now, although Koishi is defeated by these stage 4 bosses, Sanae, Koishi's stage's midboss, goes on to beat the living shit out of UFO's bosses which, as stated above, is probably one of if not the hardest Windows Touhou games. Koishi, then, is stronger than even Nue, which makes her approximately around Mokou's power level, and high above youkai like Yukari or Suika. Granted, I know that anyone can win spell-card battles (trust me, attempting to 1cc UFO lunatic will teach that to you...), but Koishi and Mokou are just the two that are the "favorites to win", shall we say.
Touhou 13 is the NEW Duke Nukem ForeverAs Duke Nukem forever was cancled, something MUST take it steed as there must always be a Duke Nukem forever. Touhou, was given this role. Think of it like this. Touhou 12 and 12.3 comes out. We then skip over Winter Comiket. Now Double Spoiler Comes out, as Another spinoff. Recently declared on July 23rd, Touhou, not 13, but 12.8 is coming out with the Fairy Wars. There will never be a Touhou 13, as the highly anticipated Touhou 13, which is the Storm after the calm (claimed by Reimu in TH 12.3) will never happen.
12.8 will chronicle how Cirno got her title as the strongest... of the fairies.By diplomatic means, it seems, as Cirno freezes bullets instead of fighting the fairy head on. It seems Cirno is a pacifist when it comes to fighting Fairies. Guess she's a lot smarter than people assumed.
Kasen is/was an oni.She's the titular character of a manga titled Wild and Horned Hermit. Her personal title is 'One-Armed, Horned Hermit'. It's not much of a stretch to assume that she has horns. The only horned characters so far are oni. Also has a shackle on her left arm, which is also an aesthetic so far unique to oni. So, at some point she had a falling out with the oni (probably related to whatever cost her her right arm) and decided to live as the purest form of a human (or possibly being a hermit is the only way for youkai to be human). At this point she changed her name from Ibaraki Kasen to Ibara Kasen and broke off her horns (the remains of which are under those double buns).
Mima returning in the windows games will be the Duke Nukem Forever of Touhou.And it's totally gonna happen in 12.8.
ZUN can actually draw very well. The reason he doesn't is because if he did, the epicness would collapse the universe.Why not?
Alternatively and more down-to-Earth'ly, ZUN draws purposefully bad so his fandom can prosper.It makes sense. He knew from the start that, if you have diehard fans, and at the same time a huge flaw n your works, they'll move mountains to even things out, ZUN likes the sight of those impressive fanmade artworks so much that he's willing to use a memetically kitschy artstyle (which is very well-known and recognizable, helpingly) for that.
Alice is actually infertile.When she was human, Alice was infertile. In a last ditch effort to have her own child, she became a magician, and attempted to create a living doll using human souls. She was however punished for her sins and sealed in Makai (much like Byakuren was). There she encountered the witch "Alice" and challenged the witch to duel where she kills "Alice", steals her grimoire, and stole her title of "Alice" (here Alice is a title like Beatrice is in Umineko.). The new Alice then broke out of Makai and ended up in Gensokyo, where she is still trying to create a living doll. However TH 12.3 hints that she has created a living doll.
Remilia hired Meiling for no other reason but to be a butt monkey.First, SDM doesn't really need any protection, there are enough competent fighters in SDM (including the fairies) and nobody is bothered enough to attack SDM anyway. Second, if SDM really needed protection, Meiling's level of power hardly does a thing, both Sakuya and Patchouli can fend off invaders far more easily than Meiling. If Remilia really wanted to have the gate well defended, surely she can pick someone with a higher level of competence. Third, Meiling is a melee fighter, or martial artist, which means she is a lot more "durable". Remilia and Sakuya must be pretty bored by themselves, and Patchouli never ever comes out, so they need someone else other than the fairies to "play" with, and Meiling seems perfect for that role, more so than a gate guard.
The reason Alice is so afraid of going all out in the Windows games is because of the events in Mystic Square's Extra EndingsYeah, you're not misreading that; Mystic Square is the only Touhou game to have a proper ending and credits sequence (actually a list of all the characters in the PC-98 games) after its Extra Stage. They all involve some rather humiliating thing happening to Alice. Any pictures of young Alice being tied up or as a maid refers to these. Under that treatment, who wouldn't be worried about going all out? THEY MIGHT DO IT AGAIN!
Revenge wasn't the only reason Cirno started the war with the fairiesIt was mainly to test her newly developed bullet freezing powers on weaker opponents, once she was confident it was awesome she went for the true targets of her revenge, that infernal Miko and Witch who think just becauses beat her X amount of times they're stronger! The very fact her first action after beating the fairys is going to fight Marisa in the extra stage supports this.
The presence of youkai of non-Japanese ethnicity implies that there are non-Japanese Gensokyo counterparts.This explains, for instance, where the Chinese Girl characters come from.
Prior to working for Remilia, Sakuya was a murdererTime freezing and space manipulation would make it very easy to clean up after oneself; by targeting out-of-the-way places, she could avoid attention from anybody powerful. On one occasion, by pure bad luck, she picked a house full of vampires and got smacked around by a rather irate Remi. Remilia saw the potential for easy meals and offered Sakuya job looking after the SDM instead of turning her over to Reimu/whoever handles homicides in Gensokyo/chowing down herself; when she accepted, Remilia picked a pseudonym so nobody could pin anything on her. This explains Sakuya's fascination with knives and skill at concealing them, as well as the Serial Killer theme to a lot of her spellcards. It also might explain why an alleged human is comfortable making blood-based foods for her mistresses - she enjoys it, and perhaps even partakes herself.
Gensokyo is the name of a mental hospital...and all the fantasy elements and adventures are the collective result of a bunch of fractured minds coping together. Each character's individual quirks actually come from their neuroses:
Yukari is a tanuki.If she has human ears, they've never been shown due to her hairstyle. Her hat would conceal a pair on top of her head while her large dresses (or powers) would easily hide a tail. More importantly, the mythos of the animal would match her tricky nature, tendency to spirit away people and objects, and constant sleeping. Her household hierarchy of Shikigami even becomes Japanese wordplay. Tanuki->Kitsune->Neko.
Yukari has control over quantum phenomenaThis explains her absolute reality warper status and manifests itself in her most powerful spellcard Boundary Between Wave and Particle. Yukari may be the ultimate quantum mechanic.
Yukari vacations in the Bermuda TriangleMany people "disappear" in Bermuda Triangle... possibly because Yukari is bored and invites them over. If you would call opening a boundary and teleporting them an invitation.
Mokou and Kaguya were dummied out of Hisoutensoku because their planned movesets at the time made Gill look like a cakewalk.the way i pictured them is them acting like gill when KOed after triggering a certain card only they can resurrect several times (due to being able to have several cards) which would lead to a long and boring fight which is probably why they got dummied then cut out of the game because there wasn't a way to make this balanced.
Games 11 and 12 were experiments by ZUN to circumvent the usual Touhou stereotypes into which he had forced himself by previous games.Subteranean Animism, as the first of these experiments, only possessed small deviations. Instead of the character with the most authority also being the most powerful she was merely the Stage 4 boss, instead of the final boss being some ancient, epic individual with a grand history she was merely a stupid bird with powers far beyond her comprehension, and there was even a sort-of Mission Control. Undefined Fantastic Object, however, possessed far greater variances. There was no great disturbance to investigate or powerful youkai to thwart, only a ship in the sky and a group trying to free their friend. Only one of the characters were not related to the plot at all, and she was specifically there to surprise people. The source of the original problem was not the final boss, but instead the Extra boss. There were two male characters, albeit one only in the backstory and one as an assistant, and three without any headwear, hair decorations or animal ears of any kind. The reason that such a relatively large time has transpired between 12 and 13 is ZUN is attempting to make it his biggest deviation yet but is having troubles with it possessing numerous new elements while simultaneously remaining essentially a Touhou game.
Meiling is a really sucky Chinese dragon.This would explain Meiling's magic, her penchant for guarding things, and how exactly she is a youkai. Dragons often take the shape of humans, so it stands to reason that in Gensokyo, where even spiders are lolis, a dragon would simply stay in human form (though more likely forced to stay that way). Besides, dragons are hard to draw.
The Hourai Elixir doesn't keep hair from graying.An illustration in the fourth chapter of Cage in Lunatic Runagate shows pre-Elixir Mokou with dark hair, but no explanation is given as to why it turned white. This is obviously due to a flaw in the Hourai Elixir: even if you drink it, your hair still grays as if you were aging normally! (Kaguya's hair kept its color thanks to another one of Eirin's drugs.)
Mima's true nature...Mima is just a normal chick. I mean, she got killed eventually, but death happens to everyone, yeah? And she just so happened to be a magician, which, of course, isn't anything terribly special. So she's just died, and is minding her own business, sitting at the banks of the Sanzu River waiting for the lazy Shinigami to get to ferrying her across, when suddenly she's GRABBED FROM BEHIND AND DRAGGED OFF. (Explicitly stated as what turns one into an Evil Spirit, what Mima is referred to as) She, like any sensible person, Screams her lungs out, but Komachi doesn't even think of helping her. So, eventually, when she's completely within the bounds of the living world, she's got her powers back, and just beats the crap out of the Youkai that carried her off and kills them, explaining why she isn't under their control. Well, now she can't do anything to the one she dragged off... But, she's got no clue how to get back to the world of the dead. So she figures, she's not exactly "dead", explaining her dialogue in PoDD. But she realizes... She ain't going back. So her morals essentially vanish. That's what makes her "Evil". But... It wasn't her fault. So she wants to revive herself, if only to get a second chance. But in the meantime, she just wants to make the lazy ferryman's job as hard as she can- What the hell, I'm screaming and you just keep sleeping?-, and the only way she figures she can do that is just kill as many people as she can. Without morals, that's no problem to her conscience. It's not that she doesn't like humans, no! It's just, she has no value for life anymore. These people, they're getting a better end of the stick than her anyway! So she's just like, "It doesn't matter. I don't care anymore. Just make that Shinigami pay somehow... She doesn't even think of working!" SHE HAS THE SAME GOALS IN MIND AS SHIKIEIKI. SHE JUST GOES ABOUT THEM A DIFFERENT WAY. (Marisa got abandoned for using magic. She was misfortunate. Mima took a liking to her, so she became her teacher.)
The original Reimu, Marisa, and Alice were all killed shortly after Mystic Square.In response to this, Yukari, Mima, and Shinki all went on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge and killed nearly all of the PC-98 cast. Then Yukari kidnapped three girls from somewhere and used border hax to brainwash them into being Reimu, Marisa, and Alice— she missed the memo on Alice's age— resulting in the three almost-exactly-but-not-quite-entirely-unlike girls in the Windows games. Mima and Shinki appreciated the gesture, but weren't comfortable with the Replacement Goldfish scheme, so they made Marisa and Alice neighbors for their mutual protection, then quietly abandoned them and receded from society. Out of loneliness, Shinki started teaching the imprisoned Byakuren some of her spells. Yuuka survived the PC-98 massacre, but the experience and the loss of her servants and Mugenkan gave her a lesson in humility, which is why Windows!Yuuka has toned down the evulz, and is homeless and without servants. This might also be why Eiki rebukes her for having lived too long. The new characters in the Windows games are new youkai moving in, or old youkai who made themselves scarce during the PC-98 days/slaughter and are emerging again.
Two females can have children in Gensokyo.The would explain why there can be a population of near entirely females, yet there isn't a huge population drop. This would result in more females, since they only have X chromosomes to give, their child would need to be a female. The men are few and far between because they still have a 50% chance of passing their X chromosome as well, and may well eventually die out.
The Soccer Ball is actually Reimu's Yin-Yang Orb painted over for the occasion. That's how it survives every city-razing blast it receives.Credit goes to Fenrirknight7 in the Youtube comments.
Hakurei Shrine Maidens do not take vows of chastity.How else is Gensokyo going to survive when Reimu inevitably dies of old age?
ZUN will eventually be forced become a Youkai in order to survive.Lets face it, he's looking pretty old for a guy in 20s or 30s, an alcoholic, and quite possibly poor. His fans (or Yukari) WILL find a way for him to live, and this may or may not lead to him gaining immortality via Youkai transformation, ala Alice. Alternatively, somebody will find a way to make the Hourai elixer.
Rumia is a Grue.It is pitch black.
You are likely to be eaten by her. Alternate Interpretation compendium:
The PC-98 games and the Windows games can be reconicled with each otherThis is basically just me using WMG as a vehicle for putting down my various explanations, so here we go. Let's start with Marisa:
Marisa is part (half?) Dutch.It's the simplest and most logical explanation for the name and hair color. Ignore the Youkai with similarly western names and blonde hair, they are stated to be thought impossible by the outside world.
Lily White/Black is a subspecies of fairy, not an individual.Thus, in Phantasmagoria of Flower View, when she comes back after getting shot down, it's actually a different one replacing her.
Youkai, perhaps even Gensoukyou as a whole, operates under a feudal system.Weaker beings offer their loyalty and service towards a more powerful individual in return for their protection and use of their residence. Sometimes (in the case of the Konpakus) even entire families devote themselves and their descendents to an individual. This is why so many petulant, self-obsessed control freaks manage to acquire devoted followers, as for youkai (and some humans, if Sakuya is any indication) nothing is more important than power. This is also what makes Satori and Byakuren so unusual, the servants of the latter retaining their loyalty even without her protection and the former commanding the loyalty of beings more powerful than her simply because of her kindness.
Marisa's father is actually her adopted father.Mima, during one of her usual attempts to make herself more powerful, was constructing a servant worthy of her majesty, but instead of a youkai she managed to create a human that simply possessed magical abilities. Instead of going to the trouble of destroying it she opted to dispose of it instead, and one day, with absolutely no-one noticing how it got there, a blonde-haired baby appeared in the Human Village. Mister Kirisame, long obsessed with the unusual and unexplained (and predictably a frequent customer of Kourindou), decided to adopt the baby and name her Marisa. For a while things went well, until Marisa began experiencing severe Power Incontinence. Fearing that she would be banished as a youkai imposter, he had Rinnosuke care for Marisa more and more frequently to hide her abilities from the Village residents, until Marisa eventually realises that she is a Magician. She wanted to explore her abilites while he wanted her to hide them, and subsequently Marisa ran away to live in the Forest of Magic. Mister Kirisame is still bitter over his beloved daughter leaving him and has mostly stricken her from his life, but part of him still yearns for those few happy years. Mima, meanwhile, thinks that her creation contains some potential after all and offers to train her, but after the ghost is on the receiving end of one too many beatings from Reimu Marisa decides she is too good for her and returns to her solitary training mixed with bouts of kleptomania, leading to the witch we know.
Kogasa will surpass Yukari in hax one day.think about it. She went from a weak stage 2 boss to an EX-Midboss with no warning at all. If power comes with age and training for a Youkai, this could mean that the Umbrella will be able to get power boosts right out of no where to the point where she can go toe-to-toe with Goku.
Alice is also an alchemist.All that gunpowder she stuffs her dolls with has to come from somewhere. Given that canonically Alice tends to keep herself isolated from others, she probably makes the doll-making materials (gunpowder included) herself.
Kasen broke HellShe looked at the operating of the Hell of Blazing Fires and thought: "This much gratuitous suffering existing in the world is wrong. I shall do something about it!" Then she punched Hell so hard that it broke, and also her arm exploded, or something similar. Thus why the shinigami is mad at her, and why she is concerned with the leakage of evil spirits out of Hell, and why considers herself a 'great villain', but also feels people ought to be grateful to her.
Kasen is MosesShe's got the horns. She's a hermit. She's all over laws and morality. She's Moses. Moeses.
The next Gaiden Game will be based around a jurisdictional pissing contest between Reimu and SanaeOne's pro-extermination, the other would rather throw a tea party with the Youkai. It's not a stretch to say they'd eventually get fed up with each other and eventually draw lines in the sand, then start arguing over where they should be and make everyone nearby pick a side. In theme with this, the game will have a story for each side and team elements, whether is's Imperishable Night style tag teams, Phantasmagoria competitive shooting with team members replacing multiple hitpoints, or a third-party SRPG or tag-team fighter.
Meiling is the creator of Gensoukyou.Think about it. "Team Shanghai Alice". Meiling's theme song is "Shanghai Alice of Meiji 17". What if Meiling is the "Shanghai Alice" of the title? Maribel may be a character created by Meiling and everything that she dreams is actually created by Meiling's imagination, which all the girls being avatars of people she know, and, of course, our lazy gatekeeper being an Author Avatar.
Lily White / Lily Black is undergoing something similar to The Three Faces of Eve.Both "Lily White" and "Lily Black" are unstable personalities that are repressing a third personality locked deep within Lily's mind after a particularly traumatic experience.
The Danmaku rules work on the same principle as Magic's Golden Rule...That is, where the rules as written and a character's powers and objectives conflict, the character's intentions win out. This is why Phantasmagoria of Flower View has different gameplay - both characters in each clash see themselves as the aggressor, so they compete head-to-head (where the main games always have an aggressor (the PC) breaking ground and a defender who got in the way). This also explains why enemies "explode" in Double Spoiler and Shoot The Bullet: once Aya's got the photos she needs, she's "won", so the magic surrounding a danmaku duel forcibly ejects the "loser" from the area.
Meira is a member of the Hakurei Clan.She was after Reimu for the power of the Yin-Yang Orbs, right? Presumably she's smart enough not to chase powers she can't use herself, so she must be related to the Hakurei bloodline or she'd be seeking another route to power. Probably a more distant or illegitimate member, so she was ineligible to inherit the Orbs and the powers and responsibilities that go with them. She also shares (PC-98) Reimu's purple hair.
Alice and Medicine share a common origin.Alice's dolls all look like little blond girls with blue eyes, wearing red ribbons in their hair. Medicine fits this description. The most obvious explanation is that Medicine is a forgotten one of Alice's dolls, perhaps one of the ones the player character encountered and shot down way back in Mystic Square, but that's way too straightforward for WMG. My proposal, then, is that Alice's dolls have a certain look because that's just how she learned how to do them, from some unknown mentor who had the same skill, and Medicine originally belonged to that person.
Komachi is making an example of ‘em!The reason why Komachi demands the deceased pay all their ‘money’ when crossing the Sanzu; the money represents all the people who miss them, by given away all the money the deceased loses their knowledge of those people and is freed from any lingering wish to remain with them on earth despite being dead. Those who cannot bring themselves to accept their need to leave their loved ones behind bring deep regrets with them across the river and their hesitation would surely be seen by the Yama, who would sentence them time in one of the lesser hells. So Komachi tosses them overboard to be eaten by the Sansu River’s monster fish as an example to the other watching spirits. This helps discourage the majority of deceased souls from withholding pay and thus preempts a certain amount of otherwise marginally good souls from being sent to hell.
Speculation on the Touhou VampireInspiration thanks to the names of two of Youmu’s spell cards; Deva Realm Sword "Displeasure of the Seven Sins" and Deva God Sword "Components of Konpaku". The information in both their translation notes boils down to: 1. In Taoism, the most basic properties of the soul are made up by seven “hakus” –as in Kon PAKU. 2. These seven “hakus” are balanced by three “kons”, and together the kons and hakus make up the soul. 3. The body loses its three kons just before it dies, and during that time only the hakus remain. The person becomes unstable during this time due to a lack of the reason and balance that the kons provide. 4. Despite being despised, the seven hakus or “Seven Sins” are important base components of the soul and no one could live without them. Now my lovely long idea… Vampires drain a person’s three kons from their blood to retain their own balance, as they themselves lost their original Kons when they became vampires. They have nothing but their strengthening hakus left in their body, which grant immense physical abilities, but which will override their sense of self if not balanced by kons. Therefore, a vampire who fails to drink human blood regularly and replenish their kons will become an uncontrollable and blood thirsty killer. Or maybe just plain insane. So strong is a vampire’s haku that they will eventually convert any kons into hakus as well, and the stronger the hakus the quicker the conversion. Changing someone into a vampire can be accomplished by a vampire draining a human of their blood and kons, and then replacing both with a certain amount of their own hakus. The amount depends on the mental strength of the victim as well as the strength of the vampire; too many hakus in a weak person will turn them into mindless ghouls incapable of making room for any balancing kons, but still thirsting for them; while taking too many hakus out of a vampire will reduce or overrun their ability to move their body, usually only momentary, but sometimes permanently, thus making hunting and personal protection impossible and opening that vampire to attack. Vampire conversion has the dual purposes of allowing vampire reproduction and temporarily reducing the potency of the vampire’s haku, thereby decreasing the need to acquire and balance it with human kons and so also acting as a stress reliever for the powerful vampire who is forced to drink copious amounts of blood so as to keep their hakus and mental abilities balanced. -It's assumed that because many of their existences are on the verge of dissipating, it makes it difficult for them to act under sunlight.-Perfect Memento, The Embodiments of Spirit 気質の具現 : Phantoms 幽霊 -Although both "Kon" (魂) and "Paku" (魄) are "soul", their elements are different. "Kon" stands for a mental soul, which is separated from a body as soon as human dies and ascends to Heaven; "Paku" is a physical soul, which remains in the body a few days and goes back to the Earth. In this case, "Kon" is Youmu's phantom half, and "Paku" is the human half.- funfacts from Konpaku Youmu’s Profile Page at the Touhou wik In light of the above, phantoms are pure ‘kon’, but the kon that can be born in plants, animals and humans rather than the kon that can only be born or reincarnated into a human. All kon is basically same besides that, thus why ghosts (the soul or ‘kon’ of a human who cannot or does not want to realize that they are dead) and phantoms (which are also ‘kon’ and may be spawned from a dead body, or simply born as a free floating spirit) are often mistaken for each other. A kon without a body to shelter and nurture it will be quicker to dissipate then a kon housed in a body of some sort, this is due to their very precarious form of existence. In this way, a vampire’s kon (which, while it might be housed in a body, is still under constant attack from the vampire’s leech-like haku) will be weakened when exposed to direct sun light, and thus the vampire thirst and need for balance will increase and their ability to fully control their bodies shall weaken. Because the vampire is a kind of youkai, it is most affected by spiritual attacks, and because vampires rely on a very delicate balance of kon and haku, any spiritual attacks have a tendency to harm them more than they would other youkai. Hence the vampire’s long list of odd weaknesses, in most cases it is the faith humans put into these odd talismans or ideas that harms the vampire, not the items or ideas themselves. The humans make it real. Water, especially clear running water, is considered by many cultures to be a purifying substance, so vampires cannot go out in the rain and have great trouble crossing rivers. (Some phantoms and ghosts might have similar reluctance in regards to rivers, most likely due to them unconsciously ‘seeing’ the similarities between a normal river and the Sanzu river, which is path to the Yama and also the representation of forgetting one’s time in life.) Sunlight is often connected to human safety, life, and the death of the night and all devils that dwell in it, making a vampire’s original weakness to it even stronger. Other cultural items, such as roasted beans, sardine heads, and broken holly branches, gain their power from that culture’s belief in them, thus what harms a vampire in England may be of no consequence to a vampire of Japan or Africa.
Reimu is a SaiyanOr at least of Saiyan descent. That's where all her power really comes from.
The thing that Utsuho consumed wasn't a sun god.It was Deathwing. This explains why she turns into an Omnicidal Maniac as soon as she gains these powers. Also, Deathwing was trapped underground for quite some time, so it makes sense here, too. That and her theme syncs with the Cataclysm opening cinematic.
The Scarlet Sisters are Danes.
Mima is Returning for real in Ten Desires.In Youmu's scenario, Yuyuko mentions that she wagers "some troublesome individual will make a return." Also, this game's focus seems to be on spirits, monsters, ghosts, and etc. Erm, yeah. That's pretty much all I got. Still, it would be awesome.
Suwako wants Sanae to become a goddess.She is particularly insistent in UFO to have her defeat youkai, which arguably is the work of a shrine maiden... However, she could have been testing her abilities. In Hisoutensoku, she pretty much tells her that she's basically a god. And now in Ten Desires she seems to be looking to have the god spirits under her command.
Every character in Ten Desires will have a different goal than the others.Based on nothing more than the fact that 4 playable characters + 6 boss characters = 10 desires. How the EX-boss fits into this, I have no idea.
Ten Desires name comes from...The game will contain ten things fans have been begging ZUN to do.
Sakuya is not a lunarianshe's Akemi Homura.
Utsuho Reiuji will received alot of flak after the events of the March 11, 2011 Japan Earthquake ...If the Dai-ichi nuclear power plant does become the next Chernobyl, there would be a huge chance real people would distance and disassociate themselves away from our beloved Utsuho. Why? Because of the power she personify. When that disaster happens, the least thing people would want to see is a simple minded hell raven powered by nuclear energy.
The players are the only ones that see cute girls.To everyone else, the various youkai look like, well, youkai. Reimu/Marisa/Sanae are excluded from society because they don't mind the appearances of the youkai, either because they are insane (Marisa), are used to it (Reimu) or are just going along with everything because they were placed on the top of the youkai mountain (Sanae).
Various theories on characters.
Yoshika Miyako is Meiling's dead sisterShe has Chinese origins (She's a Jiang-shi, or in other words, a chinese zombie), and that hat with a star.
Yoshika Miyako's stretch exercises are why there are "fast zombies" in movies lately.Just as Romero's works influenced the Jiangshi existence; Miyako choosing to believe she can change the nature of her very existence is having a reverse effect on said zombie legends in the outside world. (The very fact that Miyako is aware of outside trends is...interesting.)
Mokou has always had the ability to manipulate fireReimu has the ability to "float", and Sakuya can manipulate time and space, so there's a possibility that some humans can be born with an innate magical ability, albeit an extremely rare possibility outside of Gensokyo. Granted, fire being fire, she probably had little to no control over it besides causing things to spontaneously combust (including things she didn't want to burn) until she spent centuries learning to tame it. None of this contradicts the possibility that she might have encountered, and might have taken in power from the Phoenix, mind you (which would probably involve refining and amplifying both her fires, and her immortality).
Gensoukyou is Vault 69 from FalloutUnnatural female to male ratio? Check. Nuclear Power? Check. Liberal use of lasers? Check. Inability to leave the setting? Check. There is no other explanation. Gensoukyou is part of the Vault Experiment created by Vault-Tec in order to determine how people would behave on spaceship-like conditions.
There is a master manipulator behind every game since Phantasmagoria of Flower View.All the events of the games, starting with Mountain of Faith, have been canonically connected. Kanako provided Utsuho with the Yatagarasu, triggering Subterranean Animism. Orin's panicked geyser blast also freed the Palanquin ship, triggering Undefined Fantastic Object. The unsealing of Hokkai is no doubt the source of the spirits in Ten Desires. Wall of text time. This Troper thus theorises that there is a manipulator, seperate from and possibly undetected by Yukari, that has guided the whole thing. He gave Kanako the means to move the Moreya Shrine into Gensokyo, thus providing a cover for his own entrance into the same. By taking advantage of her love for science and industry, he not only provided her with the Yatagarasu, but he told her where and how to deliver it. Since he helped her before, she would be quite willing to repay him in this way. Now an easily-manipulated Hell Raven has immense power, enough to free the Palanquin ship. Her antics do the job... partly. He then convinces Orin that informing her master of Okuu's insanity is a bad idea, and has her blow open a geyser to attract outside help. This frees the Palanquin and its crew, which are the ones he needed all along. He may well have been in communication with them, and may have enabled their ship for flight. He had long ago obtained the Jeweled Pagoda, and planted it at Kourindou where Nazrin would find it. All this together, he now had the means to get into his ultimate destination, Makai. But! Things began to break down at the last minute. While he anticipated, indeed planned, the release of the Palanquin, he did not anticipate Nue's release. He had always accounted for Reimu and Marisa in his operations, but with Nue and her seeds of non-identification in play, the heroines felt more pressured than ever, and thus fought harder. They very nearly derailed his plans, forcing him to improvise. He intercepted Nue, and enlisted her help. Possibly via force. Nue then distracts the heroines via the Extra stage, while he slips into Hokkai. In now-unsealed Makai, he can enlist the help of old PC-98 bosses for whatever devious plans he may have. The spirits in Ten Desires? A side-affect of Hokkai's unsealing that may cause him even more touble down the line. Convoluted, yes, but after Silent Sinner in Blue, and Yukari's brilliant masterplay, I have no doubt that this is not only a logical possibility, but a workable one. If this, or anything like it, is accurate, then we have the perfect setup for a beautiful endgame storyline in a later game.
The "human" characters become more powerful during every interval between games.
Reimu is a descendant of the Hokuto bloodlineHer ability to "vanish from existence" is exactly the same technique Kenshiro uses to defeat the Big Bad of the series. The name of the technique is the same as Reimu's ultimate technique - Musou Tensei. It's the ultimate technique of Hokuto Shinken. Also, the Fatal K.O. theme from Hokuto no Ken 2 plays when she uses Musou Tensei in Hisoutensoku.
Eirin is a giant troll and the Hourai Elixir turns you into a human-sized fairyThink about it. Both fairies and people who have taken the Elixir regenerate on death. Why bother figuring out human immortality when there is already an immortal species?
Shikieiki is related to NI propose that N is Shikieiki's younger brother.
Alice Margatroid and PC-98 Alice aren't the same person.Just the facts: They look completely diffrent, PC-98 Alice' Last Name was never mentioned. Also PC-98 Alice is definitly a resident of Makai, not the forest of magic. The wouldn't be the only Touhou characters with overlapping names. (There are two Reisens) And it wouldn't be the only character using another one's theme. (Hatate uses Aya's theme from Mo F). I also think ZUN never implied that Alice Margatroid is from PC-98. Fanon just assumed that because of the name.
Daiyousei is YumaSeriously, just look at her.
Youki Konpaku will make a appearance in Ten Desires.Yuyuko sends the party in the right direction, so this might be possible.
Sakuya will be a boss in Ten DesiresShe's pretty much going to pull what Reimu/Marisa did in Imperishable Night and investigate herself.
Sakuya is a BelmontFollowing the theory of Sakuya being a former vampire hunter who was defeated by Remilia, The Belmonts throughout the series had a watch that stops time as one of their weapons. Since her real name is not known, she may well be an unknown Belmont whose story was never told.
Sakuya really DOESN'T wear pads. She just used her powers to create that effect.Here's a bit of Fridge Brilliance. The controversy over Sakuya's pads all started because she had a practically flat chest in one game, but a larger one in the subsequent game. But keep in mind that Sakuya has the ability to manipulate time. She's even demonstrated the ability to accelerate time when she caused bamboo flowers to bloom instantly, when normally they would've taken 60 years to do so. Thus, she could've simply accelerated time on her chest to cause her breasts to grow.
Shingyouku is the manifestation of the Hakurei Yin-Yang OrbI mean, think about it. Let's assume Highly Responsive to Prayers was Reimu's first time going out to solve an incident. Shingyouku F represents 'Yin' while Shingyouku M represents 'Yang'. On top of that, the theme song is called 'The Positive and the Negative'. It's quite likely that in order to test Reimu's worthiness, the Yin-Yang Orb became animate and turned into Shingyouku. Of course, Reimu isn't skilled enough to make THAT happen again.
Koakuma is a third Scarlet sisterWhile Remilia locked Flandre into a basement, she made Koakuma assist Patchy in the library to keep her occupied. This way she could rule the mansion alone, while keeping her sisters below her in the SDM hierarchy. Koakuma is usually portrayed as someone overly obedient and oblivious to her master's intentions. Maybe she realizes that she's a Scarlet, but prefers to stay in the background? Maybe she doesn't know at all, by her memory being wiped out somehow, or she has a very short memory span (like Dory from Finding Nemo).
Patchouli is an AspieEveryone who has some basic Knowledge about Asperger's symptoms would've noticed it in her by now; her Hikikomori lifestyle, her complete devotion to gathering knowledge rather than social interaction, her formal, monotone speech, expertizing in only a few specific subjects (witchcraft) and only talking about their interests (read her SWR quotes), not showing emotions, and only wearing pajama's all day.
Like nearly all members of Myouren, Kyouko Kasodani has other non-religious reasons for joining.She was lonely and the fact that Byakuren is nice to her is the usual draw; but she also gets to follow her affinity all day long; echoing the sutras chanted in the shrine; and get praised for it.
The Scarlet Devil Mansion is connected to Unseen University through L-SpaceBecause, really, why not?
Yukari is not quite what she seems to beThat pretty 17 year old girl? Simply an avatar, no, Yukari is something a little different. Simply put, that horrible red mesh of Eyes in her gaps? THAT'S Yukari, a small small part of her body, yes, she is an Eldritch Abomination through and through, probably the size of Gensoukyo at least, hiding in her own dimension parallel to it. When she uses gaps she's not so much teleporting as she is moving the 'avatar' to another part of her body and throwing it out there. This also answers a question that's bugged me for a while, why she didn't just gap to the Moon in S Si B and had to manipulate a border to reach it, her body doesn't reach that far.
Hong Meiling is a member of The TriadsSupporting this:
The Yamata No Orochi exists somewhere in GensokyoZUN just hasn't introduced us to him yet. The fact that he is mentioned by Rinnosuke in Chapter 26 of Curiosities of Lotus Asia as "the great many-headed demon Yamata no Orochi," which further supports my theory.
Touhou 14 predictionsThe stage 4 midboss of 13 will pull a Tewi and appear next game, the EX-midboss of 13 will pull a Sanae and appear playable next game, and based off the backstory of the EX-boss of 13 Ran will probably appear as well. Yukari might also appear if Ran does. Because of all of this, the next game might be a Phantasmagoria type shooter.
The revival of the Ten Desires antagonists is a Moriya Shrine conspiracy.Supposedly they woke up because Byakuren's Buddhist temple was built on top of their mausoleum... but Kanako is the one who built Byakuren the temple, and Byakuren was cutting in on her market, so to speak. Conversely the Taoists don't seem to have any interest in converting youkai, so they're Reimu's problem to deal with.
Sanae knew about the above Moriya plan regarding the Buddhists and Taoists; and intentionally sabotaged it to prevent a Temple War.In her scenario; she doesn't have any reason to be there. She's mostly just wandering around. She doesn't even justify it as "Yokai Extermination" when Kyouko attacks her. She says she's just checking things out; wandering her way all the way to Miko. In actuality, she knew that her goddess wanted the two shrines to war with each other; and instead more or less peacefully (through spell card rules) suppressed the conflict before it could begin.
Because of the gathering of spirits that had occurred in Ten Desires, Kasen Ibara may make an appearance in the next game.Considering that Toyosatomimi no Miko's presence is what caused the spiritsnote to gather all around the mausoleum, and that Kasen Ibara has a bit of a habit of destroying "vengeful spirits" with her powersnote . Let those two idea sink in for a bit...
One of the new characters that will appear in the coming games will be a kitsune, possibly a "nogitsune"(field fox).Mainly to give the dislike that Mamizou Futatsuiwa has for foxes a target that is not Ran Yakumo, and also possibly to give a sort of contrast between Ran herself (who is a tenko under the service of Yukari) and a kitsune youkai who is as free to do as she pleases as most other youkai in Gensokyo...
Lily White is in fact a love goddess.It's said that she announces spring. But, think about her name. It's Lily White. And white lily is a symbol of yuri. It can be a suggestion that she's able to bring love between Gensokyo's residents (the outbursts of spring she brings with herself can be explained by Power of Love).
Mima is the Saigyou Ayakashi sealed in a humanoid form with her memory gone.What's the first thing Mima wants to do when she's unsealed in So EW? Kill every human /ever/. Her name means "Charming Demon," which seems very fitting considering the tree has the ability to charm people into dying. It's been said she has no idea what she is or how she got that way, so maybe she dropped the homicidal urges after forgetting. Marisa might have accidentally revived her, so she feels grateful to her.
If Mima does EVER return, it'll be as a playable character in a sidegame where she goes against Byakuren and MikoGiven she wouldn't really fit a main story now and that IS how Yuuka came back. Also, Byakuren wants peace among Humans and Youkai. Miko wants to kill all Youkai. Mima wants to kill all humans, but she tends to act alone.
Eirin Yagokoro may be a reincarnation of the Greek god Apollo.
Seihou is the future of the Earth outside the barrier.We know that for Maribel and Renko, Future Food Is Artificial. This will eventually result in all plant life but cacti becoming extinct. In desperation; mankind begged, pleaded, prayed for this one species of life besides themselves to save them. It couldn't. It was just a cactus. Mankind despaired. But within the Gensokyo Barrier, because of the dreams of man, cacti with an abundant amount of mana started appearing. Out of compassion and self-preservation (Gensokyo needs the outside world to survive) this dream breed of cactus was sent back. Miraculously, it retained its powers and "Saboten Energy" was born.
A youkai will appear in a future installment. One with the power to cause gender flips in others.Sounds strange, you say? Well, considering that this would allow ZUN to insert male characters into a game without actually doing so, stating either that "they were cured of their curse of being turned into a girl at the end of the game" or "they decided to remain as they are now, as they actually like their new form more" as their ending, with the former allowing him an excuse to draw male characters in the ending, with the possibility of an actual male character become a Player Character in the next game, and the latter allowing him to pander to the fanbase, should it be something that he feels that would work out better that way.
Alice has a very specific kind of split personality regarding her puppets.She controls them, but they're often depicting doing things to seemingly act independent. She has trained herself not to think of herself as controlling her dolls; she merely "guides" them; and the part of her mind partitioned for the dolls takes the cue.
Gensokyo is the Dream World discussed in Yumekui MerryAnd Merry is the protector of the Hakurei Barrier from the outside, while Reimu protects the outside world from the inside. The Dream Demons are actually Youkai trying to get into the outside world, and since their existence would be nullified due to the outside world's disbelief in the unnatural, they have to go in through dreams, where there is a Willing Suspension of Disbelief.
Toyosatomimi no Miko's headphones aren't actually headphones.They're merely ear covers. Miko has the ability to hear people's desires, so she doesn't necessarily need to hear what people are saying as her powers allow her to discern their wishes anyway. The way she talks to Youmu, who lacks two of the ten desires, supports this fact as she ignores everything Youmu says, only going by the eight desires she senses from Youmu.
Soga no Tojiko is an immortal ghost.The shikaisen did work...just not for her physical body. Normally, ectoplasmic beings quickly processed by Shinigami and sent to an afterlife unless they're tied to something. (Yuyuko is binding the Saigyou Ayakashi.) Soga no Tojiko is...unprocessable. She is thus immune to shinigami or even Rin.
Meimu is Meira.Hear me out for a sec! Meira's original goal was to kill Reimu and steal the Hakurei powers for her own. At some point, Meira went "fuck this shit I'm taking an easier route!" and, somehow, succeeded in stealing the Hakurei powers. This caused her to change her appearance completely. I am currently working on this very theory
Elly is a Scythe Tsukumogami.Why else would she carry around what appears to be a horribly mutilated scythe? Even if the curve can be explained away by ZUN being unable to draw a straight line, why is it's blade sharpened the wrong way? It would also explain why she can boomerang it for no particular reason. If it's her real body, of course she can do odd things like that. Maybe her power involves telekinesis, sure, we can infer that from the floor tiles, but still. It may also explain how she blocks attacks with it. She's much more used to controlling her true body than her human disguise, right?
Cirno is evolving from a fairy into a youkai that is quite a bit more powerful — and we've already seen an example of what kind.From Shikieiki's talk with her in PoFV, Cirno may develop into something more than a fairy, and this appears to be happening as of Fairy Wars. But what is she becoming? Now, from EaLND/SaBND/OSP (the Three Fairies manga), we know that fairies are nature spirits, embodying aspects of nature and reinforcing the proper growth and development of plants and natural places. They seem, in fact, to be lesser versions of gods (though in Shinto, the lines between gods, mere spirits, and youkai are pretty fuzzy to start with). Gods have the ability to divide themselves infinitely, manifesting in different places with full power. Which brings us to this: we already know a character who embodies an aspect of nature, enhances and expands plant growth, and can divide herself into multiple bodies, and is thus the template for the power level Cirno is attaining: Kazami Yuuka.
Kazami Yuuka and Lily White are friends.Yuuka loves flowers and can control them. Lily makes flowers bloom with her cheerfulness on the start of every spring. Considering their affinity towards flowers, it's not hard to make the connection between them.
Kaguya refusing the proposal for marriage by Mokou's father held greater consequences than ZUN lets on.All it says in Mokou's profile for the eighth game is that her father proposed to the supposed "commoner," Kaguya Houraisan, and was presented with an impossible request. Naturally, he failed the impossible request and Kaguya denied his proposal. Now, all we know beyond that was that Mokou is very angry with Kaguya and that's where the rivalry starts, but let's think about things for a second. It says in Mokou's profile that she wasn't usually allowed out of the house, implying that she was an unwanted child. Her father was an aristocrat, which means his life would have depended very heavily on what his fellows thought of him. When he found Kaguya and proposed to her, he thought she was a commoner. The fact that she demanded he complete an impossible request would have been insulting enough, but when he failed and she refused his offer that would have been the ultimate blow to his honour: being shot down by a commoner of all people. This sort of dishonour most likely wouldn't have gone over well with the man's fellow aristocrats, and his standard of living would have dropped fast. The fact that Mokou was already stated to be unwanted before he was dishonoured would mean that Mokou would have also been hit hard by this. Her father likely would take all his anger and sorrows out on her, which means Mokou could have and probably did suffer a lot of abuse as her father fell and hit rock bottom. It wouldn't be much of a stretch to assume that the man eventually committed suicide, his life in shambles, leaving Mokou alone. Who would Mokou have to blame for the abuse she received from her father and his eventual demise? Kaguya. She wouldn't have simply dishonoured Mokou's family, she would have completely destroyed her life.
Kasen Ibara is a diclonius.
Yukari is in fact the Empress of Gensokyo.Her actions in the games and the Expanded Universe follow the pattern of a hands-on royal head of state.
Gensokyo is actually the island of the AmazonsIt would explain the whole no men thing. Recycled In Space? Maybe it was stuck next to Japan for a few years in 1884, then was ejected into magical-filled SPACE by the Hakurei Barrer.
The Scarlet sisters were turned by Dio BrandoThis is why they love Sakuya so much; she reminds them of "daddy."
Sakuya is Mina HarkerDracula extended her life span, but did not fully turn her. After Jonathan's death, she became a vampire hunter, but being the proper, Victorian lady she was in her previous life, she couldn't bring herself to kill the Scarlet sisters, who were still children in her eyes. Instead she became their caretaker, choosing to keep them out of trouble rather than destroy them.
PC-98 Gensokyo is another planet (or landmass) in space and ZUN retconned it.The Probability Space Hypervessel is a spaceship. Reimu often finds herself flying across space in order to battle youkai. This is why the PC-98 games contain so many star/space motifs, and why ZUN won't bring anything back from the PC-98 games. And finally, this is why UFO, the throwback to the PC-98 games, contains unidentified flying objects.
Rin Satsuki was Yukari's sister and she was the one who killed MimaBecause of this, Yukari retgoned Rin Satsuki to prevent her from killing anyone else. However, this activated Rin's Manipulation of Revenge, which allowed her to be reincarnated as Meimu, and is secretly planning to take revenge on Yukari by killing Reimu. But she'll likely fail.
Maribel isn't YukariShe's Mima. Upon discovering that Mima failed to cross the Sanzu River, Yukari started tearing apart the PC-98 continuity to find Mima. This caused Reimu's hair to change from purple to black, and caused the gates to Makai, Jigoku, and the Dream Worlds to be closed off. In fear, Rika and Rikako ran to the Kappas to hide, as they were fellow scientists, Meira fled back to... her samurai friends, Kana stops going outside her old house, Ellen, Chiyuri, and Yumemi all flee back to the outside world, Orange fled to the Dream World, Kurumi stayed where she was, as Yukari didn't care about her, and Yuuka's mansion was fine because Yukari didn't want to start a fight with Yuuka. Genjii and Ruukoto were taken by Yukari: Genjii because Yukari boundary-haxed Reimu the Power to Float in the Air and Ruukoto to make sure Reimu does her shrine maiden duties. With nowhere to hide, Mima had Marisa use a spell that reincarnated her as a human in the outside world: Maribel. And, since all the other plot holes were tied up, Marisa's hair changed from red to blond in between So EW and Po DD because of facing the magical power of the Yin-Yang Orbs. Yes, they are that awesome.
YuugenMagan was Yukari.One of Yukari's spellcards is named after it in one of the games. Also, it's a set of five floating eyes that look suspiciously like the ones in her gaps. If it wasn't Yukari directly, it was definitely her doing.
Next game will feature a Gashadokuro.
Keine's transformation into a hakutaku is extremely painful.Thus the apparent anger in her IN extra stage appearance. She's not only protecting Mokou; she's lashing out from physical torment.
There might NOT be an official Touhou game in 2012.Given the amount of stuff that the upcoming written work Symposium of Post-mysticism will have and the fact that it was delayed until March recently, it feels like the next actual Touhou game will be sometime in 2013. The last time such a large official written work was released was PMiSS in '06, which was a year that didn't have a Touhou game released in it (PoFV was released on 8/14/05 and MoF on 8/17/07). With the amount of apparent effort being put into this work, it probably wouldn't be wise to expect another game as well this year. On the other hand PMiSS was released very late in '06 (12/27), so the possibility of a new Touhou game isn't that much of a stretch either. This could go either way, but since there's been at least one every year since '07 a lack of one in 2012 will likely come as a shock to quite a few. This is more of a heads-up than anything, but the next Touhou game might be coming a little later than expected.
The plot of TH 14 will be triggered by Mamizou starting trouble with foxes.ZUN supposedly commented that he intended the extra stage of Ten Desires to feel like a possible link to the next game, and Mamizou's profile says that her fox problem is a "story for another day". Given how every game since SA has had a plot that was indirectly caused by the events of the one before it, it seems to fit.
Koishi, Flandre and Mokou represent three ways emotionally troubled people react to stress and grief.Flandre Scarlet pretty much deals with things in such an agressive way, like people would go for violence and anger to try to solve said problems. Fujiwara no Mokou is the victim of all this, some people blame everything and everybody and make themselves the victim even if the trouble they're struggle upon was caused by them in first place. Koishi Komeiji evades trouble and laughts at it, just like some troubled people that are in a profound denial and while they're through serious grief in the inside on the outside they want to look carefree and that they're happy all time and on their happy denial even being troublesome to others; all this in order to hide their grief rather than deal with it until find a solution.
Yukari used to be the goddess of the Hakurei Shrine. Mima has since taken over in her stead.Yukari controls boundaries and borders, created Gensokyo, and placed the safety of the great boundary on the Hakurei family, who were her priests. But since Reimu has been... less than pious, Yukari has also fallen from grace and become a youkai, albeit an insanely powerful one due to her connections with the nature of Gensokyo. Her servants are youkai often portrayed as benevolent to humans, and sometimes even as helping shrines (the "beckoning cat" is in some retellings a nekomata). In the meantime, Mima, who along with her servant Marisa was more into actually getting things done, has ascended to godhood as the "evil god of the Hakurei Shrine", and is now too busy trying to keep things working behind the scenes to put in any face time in the Windows games. Her grudge against Reimu is why Reimu remains poor, but she tries to send good things Marisa's way once in a while (though Marisa hardly notices sacred artifacts in her junk collection).
Aya is the Touhou version of his girlfriend and now wedded wifeThink about it, the article says that they have known each other since Imperishable Night, and there is also a WMG of Aya being ZUN's girlfriend, especially when Aya was introduced after Imperishable Night, starting from Po FV, only to reappear many more times after in the following games.
"Koakuma" does not refer to a single entityThe Scarlet Devil Mansion's library is large enough for an entire Touhou stage to take place inside it. We're never actually told how fast the characters are flying, but it does appear to be fast. On top of that, it contains enough books to keep Patchouli-who is quite literally a superhuman bookworm-occupied and with no reason to leave for over a century. No matter what you say, a library like that is going to be huge. Do you suppose it's at all easy for one person to maintain a library like that, even if they are a demon? "Koakuma" refers not to a single character but rather an entire class of them, a template for the familiars Patchy summons. This also helps explain why she just pops up out of nowhere, vanishes without a shred of story and, from what I can tell, just blows up after being defeated rather than flying off. All other stage 4 midbosses in the Windows series go on to act as bosses-with the exception of Lily White, but she is a (admittedly powerful) fairy-and even then she reappears in Touhou 9. She's certainly more powerful than the Mooks populating the stage, but not quite boss material-the rest of the SDM crew probably just see them in the same way-and Patchy, beiing Patchy, probably made no effort to stop them being expendable, seeing as she can just summon more-although she might have taken a liking to a particular one. (Do correct me if I'm wrong about the stage 4 midboss thing-I've pretty much only played PCB and IN.) Worth mentioning I concocted this WMG after seeing this picture.
Yukari, Sakuya, and Yuuka (and possibly other uber-powerful characters) have lived several times their lifespan.As we know from what Komachi said in SWR, Tenshi has lived several times her normal lifespan. Now, Yukari and Yuuka are stated to be some of Gensokyo's oldest yokai. They're also some of it's most powerful yokai. It's perfectly possible that yokai aren't immortal, just extraordinarily long lived. Yukari and Yuuka, like Tenshi, just fight off the Shinigami every time they come for her, and it may even be possible that Shikieiki has stopped sending shinigami after them because she knows they'll lose. This also might tie in to in Po FV, when Shikieiki told Yuuka she was 'a little too old': Shikieiki knew Yuuka was waaaaaay past her lifespan, but since her role was not to gather souls, she merely lectured Yuuka. For Sakuya, I believe it was stated somewhere that she's lived longer than most humans do. Rather than being ghouled like some WMG say, it's plausible that she's stronger than most Shinigami are. As for why Komachi only called out Tenshi? Only Tenshi was being all high and mighty about it, and it hit a pet peeve of Komachi's. She can tolerate people like Sakuya and Yuuka because they at least don't brag about it, it's not her job to deal with in since she's a ferrywoman shinigami anyways, and doing so would, plain and simple, just be more work.
Remilia Scarlet isn't lying when she says she's a descendant of Vlad Tepes.Remilia has been alive for nearly 500 years. It is entirely possible she was born in Europe and later moved to Japan. During said time in Europe, she met Patchouli, which would explain Patchouli's relatively western magic.note During this trip is when she met Meiling as she passed through China. When she met Sakuya is unknown.
Seiga killed Miyako no YoshikaYoshika's symposium profile indicates that she may have been murdered with poison, as she died at a young age with seemingly no visible wounds on her body. It's possible that Seiga found Yoshika too interesting and murdered her to keep her around as an undead servant.
Sin Gyoku are Reimu's parentsThink about it. It appears at the Hakurei Shrine, takes the form of a Yin Yang Orb (a symbol associated to the Hakurei), a man, and a woman. Maybe they fought her to test her strength before allowing her to go to Makai/Hell, to make sure she was powerful enough to face the creatures she'd find there. After finding her power sufficient, they considered her worthy of inheriting the shrine, and left.
One of the next touhou games will involve a religious warI mean it's pretty obvious, touhou 10 was all about this, Kanako moves to gensokyo reimu gives her a "warm welcome". After this Kanako messes up and forces her "energy" solutions into the people of gensokyo, she feeds a underworld's crow a god, almost destroying gensokyo, she almost floods the village (in the manga), the only good thing about her coming to gensokyo really is sanae, since she helps (and enjoys) the youkai hunting, it's pretty easy to assume anyone that doesn't care for her Kanako's shrine would be pretty pissed off at her. But then, to make everything worse a new challenger appears, Byakure builds the myouren shrine, giving people of gensokyo another option, this is, something else to belive in, sure , her temple is mostly for youkai, but still...Then appears Miko, with her human laws and manipulation (this is canon, i mean she pratically became the imperor through manipulation japan), this will put her at odds with Byakuren, their followers, that probably are new to religion, will jump into confrontation, and most likely, the kanako followers will too , for the sake of it. To make it all the more plausible, Reimu and Zun have expressed how "quiet" the youkai have been, and how they've barely come up with any incident lately, remilia has been in her mansion ever since she went to the moon, yukari too, suika has only recently appeared on the manga, yuyuko only appears as a 1st boss in Ten Desires (And curiously she advices the main character to check out the graveyard where miko is, so, she's informed about what's going on). My guess, Yukari/Kanako will find a way to destroy both Miko and Byakuren through their holy war. The effects of a war in gensokyo will be the storyline in the game, cause there's no register of a war in gensokyo, so it's effects would probably summon some crazy ass youkai, or something. Meanwhile the war itself will be despict on a new manga! Toughts?
Mima is GenoThink about it. People are always clamoring over wanting them in the new games. They're both spirits. They're associated with stars. They look sorta similar, too. Obviously they're one and the same.
Mary is the reincarnation of Yukari's human halfYukari was originally half-human, half-youkai (boundaries!), but being involved in the creation of the Hakurei barrier caused her human half to be expelled as a separate person. This human half is mostly unremarkable aside from having a weaker version of Yukari's ability (likely caused by the supernatural in general being weaker in the outside world), except upon her death. Since she's part of Yukari, and Yukari is very much alive, instead of going through the normal death process, a new Hearn girl with a vaguely European name is immediately created somewhere in Japan
Utsuho Reiuji is really Obfuscating Stupidity to troll peopleThe only hint that Utsuho is considered "dumb" is Orin calls her a bird brain (and an indirect comment from Word Of God, but barring that). But Utsuho is a raven, and ravens are one of the smartest animals alive, it wouldn't really make a lot of sense that Utsuho is just flat out stupid.
Konngara was actually a human oni hunter turned oniI recall reading that according to some Japanese legends, humans who defeat and kill an oni can turn themselves into oni by severing the dead oni's horn and implanting it into their foreheads. Konngara's title is "The Astral Knight", implying that (s)he is a warrior, and the blood on his/her forehead could be explained by the fact that (s)he implanted the horn in his/her forehead recently, and the operation was... messy. Of course, I might be mistaken about the humans-turning-oni folklore, but if it's true...
Calling the final boss of Hopeless Masquerade right now!Since the game is basically Gensoukyo's version of the Crusades, the final boss is either going to be a god, if not an outright expy of the Christian God. At the very least, the final boss will be a Messiah. A REAL Messiah. Not Byakuren. Although, I am still accepting the possibility of Mima.
Kanako wanting to modernize Gensoukyo is just a cover story for the real reason trying to.She and Suwako and Sanae are addicted to modern gaming and are suffering withdraw from it and thus the idea was to try to modernize gensoukyo so that they could at least play some games together.
The First Lunar War wasn't because of Neil Armstrong, but rather because of the Silence.Long story short: the Silence control Earth through a type of post-hypnotic suggestion, and the Doctor uses that against them to ensure every human who watched the broadcast of the moon landing will kill them on sight. The Silence, hunted and running, use the human space program to flee to the only place within range that contains no humans... and run smack into the Lunarians. Despite their phenomenal power the Lunarians are completely unprepared for fighting an enemy they forget about as soon as they look away, and while they eventually win it isn't without heavy cost.
Hopeless Masquerade will bring the first appearance of the Hakurei Deity.By now we all know the situation. The religious figures of Gensokyo are trying to restore order to the Human Village and gain faith. The prologue also mentions "the shrine maiden who seeks rehabilitation." Which goddess has the most to gain from such an incident? The very one who receives very little faith as it is. The one whose shrine is devoid of human visitors, prayers and donations. The one whose shrine has become a haven for youkai. The one whose shrine maiden is seen as lazy and uncaring. The goddess of the Hakurei Shrine herself.
The First Hakurei is Mima and she became a Deity.A quote from Danbooru: "I theorize that Mima was THE FIRST Hakurei miko (or the last one before Gensokyo was made) and killed herself with a knife because she fell in love in the human world and didn't want to leave. Which made her a vengeful spirit; vengeful against Gensokyo for almost taking her away. Which leaves one loose end... The person she loved. Yuyuko Saigyouji. I think the two committed a love-suicide together under a sakura tree, and while Mima slit her throat, Yuyuko stabbed herself in the stomach. A stomach hole would turn her into a hungry ghost, and perhaps the suicide gave the sakura tree youkai-dom and created the Saigyou Ayakashi. Even if it stands against canon a little bit, that's my theory and I'm sticking to it." Well, this is the base picture.
Kosuzu Motoori has an extremely changed consciousness due to her hobby of reading Eldritch Tomes.The reason she hasn't turned into eyes and tentacles is her ability and that she's a resident of Gensokyo; Land of Illusion. However; even in the brightest depictions, consider; language isn't just translation. There's idioms, values, assumptions, etc. that are fundamentally different in each language. See Paradigms To understand completely a language (which her ability does) is to be able to comprehend and somewhat accept the paradigms and fundamental thought processes of the mind and culture that created said language. Overcoming the language barrier of a book of poetry, or even a simple instruction manuel for a simple task; is to change one's Self. She's doing this with ancient youkai cultures that no longer exist, books turned into yokai, books that are the written souls of unmanifested yokai, field guides for Hell, magic grimoires; and the Necronomicon.
The reason why there are no males in the games......in spite what Word Of God said that there are as many males than females in Gensokyo is because danmaku is too girly. "It appears various other rules were also considered, but as the beauty and volume of danmaku especially appealed to youkai and women, they aren't as popular." So a male youkai or human using danmaku has the same cultural bias than a man using a pink shirt or reading shojo mangas for our culture.
At least one of the UFO endings on Silent Hill was the product of NueWhile it's granted that Seeds of Non-Identification may not alter shapes to a definite form, but rather make people see anything other than the actual form of what's concealed, it's pretty viable for people to perceive the objects concealed by the seeds as UFOS (as proved by at least Sanae). Whatever happens on those endings can be explained by Nue just having her kicks out of altering the shape of random objects just to see what happens. This might just imply either that Silent Hill is secretly within Gensokyo or that Nue can somehow circumvent the Hakurei Border. Mamizou may have also been involved, given that she canonically has lived outside Gensokyo up until the events of Ten Desires and that she can shapeshift herself.
Flandre is Rumia... AND Nue.Because Flandrumia keeps getting mistaken for Nue. Those wings!
What happens to the inside of Gensokyo when the barrier goes down varies due to how the Hakurei Barrier is removed.For example, if Yukari just dissolves the barrier slowly to avoid mass destruction, she can gently tease Gensokyo over the boundary until it lands safely. If Reimu dies horribly and there are no Hakurei left to replace her (And all auxiliary personnel like Genjii, the Hakurei Orbs, possibly Marisa, possibly Sakuya, and definitely Yukari are either dead, broke, or unwilling and/or unable to help), the barrier turns off and Gensokyo impacts Japan with the force of a giant meteor from above, with cute pretty shows for the Lunarians watching from the moon. The barrier is drained of power extremely fast? Kablooey, Gensokyo goes pop and everything within gets hit by the wrath of the universe's plot hole. The barrier slowly loses power? Gensokyo safely plops down in Japan and the Hakurei Shrine is no longer a dual-existing location.
Flandre's name was originally Una Nancy OwenRemilia gave herself and Flandre (And possibly Sakuya) new names with new fates to ensure that Flandre would not destroy the world without reason or kill certain SDM residents unless they were trying to kill her first. Changing the family name from Owen to Scarlet both made them sound better and cooler (Owen Devil Mansion doesn't have that same ring to it) and so that anyone from their home area that still feared the Owen Devils from the sisters somehow being responsible for the events of Ten Little Indians by Agatha Christie wouldn't recognize them should they be traced to Japan and somehow Gensokyo. Why Una Nancy Owen? Because it's both the name Agatha Christie used for the female in U.N. Owen, which is Flandre's theme song U.N. Owen Was Her, and is European and sounds ironically nonviolent compared to the connotations now related to Flandre, which sounds to me uncannily like flammable, as in Flandre is a pyromaniac. Lataevinn spellcard's fire explains it all. Flandre's not being hit by a Nonindicative Name, despite not being Flandrerized much.
Miko will become Head Human Administrator; and it won't be what she's expecting.Akyuu and Keine will go, "Fine, you want to administrate? Have fun." and give her the next 20 years of work on road and building construction; overturned ox-cart hauling, actual community organization, and accounting. (the boring math part. Miko wouldn't embezzle.) She'll be a very busy mundane mayor; not Emperor.
Flandre's wings are mineral crystals.And her wingspan is BONE. There really IS a volcano in the Scarlet Devil Basement, and Remilia tossed Flandre in there for her 495-year sentence. At one point, Flandre's wings were dipped in lava, but her raw epicness or something kept the bone itself from being burnt up. A shell of cracked igneous rocks usually coat the bone itself to prevent it from looking scarier than it needs to be. The lower bones forming the wing proper were coated in mineral crystals: The coloring matching is because magic, Gensokyo's mineral composition, and pure luck.
Large portions of Gensokyo have ironically perfect counterpart characters or equipment.Flandre's short-term kill-them-all power is paired with Laetevinn's long-term magic. Remilia's long-term fate manipulation is paired with Gungnir's perfect-aim short-term. Youmu's peerless swordfighting, highly physical, is met with spirituality because she's half-ghost. Yukari's theme Necrofantasia to Border of Life, Yuyuko's theme. They're friends. ZUN is setting up a lot of connections here. Reimu's shrine-maidening to Marisa's MASTER-SPARK-THEM-ALL! Keine to hakutaku!Keine. Satori's opened eye to Koishi's closed. Byakuren's Buddhism to the Moyira Shrine's Shinto. Et cetera.
The reason to why everyone in Gensokyo can fly is due to Reimu's power.Well her power is to float and she is the cornerstone for Gensokyo it's safe to assume that her power affects everyone living in there. And by extension all in the Hakurei line inherits this power.
Daiyousei isn't just a great fairy. She's actually The Great Fairy.As in not a sub-class of fairy, but the leader of all fairies in Gensokyo. Her name is unknown because if you name her, you can control her. Then, anyone who controls her would be the master of Gensokyo's most populous race and disrupt the delicate balance of power. Her shyness is an act designed to prevent this by misleading anyone from attempting such a power grab.
Gensokyo and Makai are locked in a cold war.Since the fall of Pandaemonium in Mystic Square, the two lands have been separated by a hostile no-man's-land. The lock-step formations of Makai's fairies in UFO's sixth stage are due to the strict militarization that now dominates the land. It is also the reason Captain Murasa sailed the Palanquin Ship into a relatively unpopulated sector of Makai. She was trying to help the player character by attracting as little attention as possible from Makai's army.
Every snowflake in Gensokyo is a miniature Cirno, or other ice fairy.Cirno's just so big and strong because she's Sariel's reincarnation. She's got 6 wings, has ice powers, isn't that smart, may be able to melt and reform, and has fan-popularity like numerousness. Why not?
Byakuren will return in a future game......as a stage midboss. That stage's boss will be Shinki.
Shingyoku is behind everything Yukari isn't.Shingyoku could be the unknown Hakurei Deity (Appearance is actually relevant), and is simply pissed off from its own shrine maiden beating it up so early on the job, then stealing its sacred artifacts, then jailbreaking them, but allows her to keep the Orbs because Reimu is still doing the border maintenance and youkai extermination portions of her job. Shingyoku is only fine with Reimu not doing much shrine-related work from a total lack of worship, and thanks to Keine or whatever happened to PC-98 continuity has almost no faith. Byakuren and Rinnosuke are in on this, as are Yukari and Mima, but to varying extents. Yukari has hinted she's chessmastering against someone (See WMG above somewhere), and Shingyoku is so well-hidden nobody would know. Mima is stuck in the shrine again as of her last appearances, so it's implied Shingyoku could be telling her everything as she's about the only humanoid she can talk to. Genji is too busy being retired in the Hakurei Shrine pond to do anything, and Reimu is less than pious. Suika is just drunk and Yukari's too busy or thinks Shingyoku is nonphysical and maintained only by internet evidence of existence. The Moyira shrine is on the other end of Gensokyo anyways and they arrived later. Byakuren, mostly learning about this from Shinki, knows that Shingyoku is angry as hell, but not much more than Makai's goddess learned from the Hakurei Orbs when they were smacking her in the face with holy firepower. Rinnosuke just found and/or stole a book from the Hakurei Shrine that happened to detail who the resident deity actually was. The Hakurei Deity has been totally off screen since the beginning. Who's to say it hasn't done anything?
Shingyoku will be the final boss of Touhou, and it will be epic.The last game will be an IN-style duo of Marisa and Reimu, with ally-powered bonus bombs. The final/6th boss will be an angry-as-hell MA Nnosuke Rinnosuke seeking revenge for his shop being destroyed in a previous danmaku battle, with Cirno as his midboss for no reason. The EX boss will be ZUN, with every single touhou character in order with all and more (But MUCH FASTER) spellcards as his midbosses, including PC-98 and appearances of Marisa and Reimu with Yukari reappearing just before ZUN. The Phantasm level will be Reimu returning home to find the Hakurei Shrine demolished by a furious Shingyoku and parts of it being launched everywhere, with the Hakurei Barrier collapsing around Gensokyo. The midboss will be a possessed Chen, because Hakurei orbs. After exorcising Chen with danmaku, parts of the exploding shrine and collapsing barrier will start attacking the heroines, with Reimu commenting at one point that she saw her bed get launched into the pond. After this, Genji will appear carrying Suika, the 3 Fairies of Light, the incapacitated Chen, and Reimu's stuff away, shouting at Reimu that it's too dangerous and whatnot. Reimu and Marisa acknowledge him without fight, but continue anyways. Post this, Mima will appear only to get hit by Shingyoku and get launched past the protagonists, shocking Marisa. A long and protracted danmaku battle that is so epic that the arrange of The Positive and the Negative will be interrupted midway by Necrofantasia and Yukari attacking Shingyoku with extreme spellcards. After escaping the crossfire, the background will display Yukari's giant gap-location body fighting with the giant yin-yang of Shingyoku. The heroines lead an evacuation line, clearing out the danmaku patterns of exploding Hakurei Barrier, Japanese city, bits of the rapidly crashing Gensokyo, and shrine stuff. After various demands of Kanako to explain what the hell is going on, Sakuya and Eirin mess with timespace enough to stabilize Gensokyo back into Japan. Then awkward Seihou crossover outro, and Touhou is won.
Cirno's religion is Baha'iEveryone was just insulting every aspect of her during Cirno's Perfect Math Class.
The soccer ball from Touhou Soccer is the container of the remaining Hourai ElixirKaguya had leftovers. Why else is that ball immune to anything and everything thrown at it, including 4 master sparks at once, Flandre, Gungnir, Patchouli/Alice/Marisa combo, the Hakurei Barrier, Shinki's hair, Eiki's judgement attack, Youmu's moon-destroying swords, thousands of explosions, beating through several people, and lots of other stuff? It regenerates instantly due to the Hourai Elixir.
Eirin is behind EVERYTHING in the Touhou and Seihou seriesEirin is millions of years old. Who's to say she hasn't been manipulating everything? Everything from Kaguya-Hime to Gensokyo was part of her plan. Even Yukari. The Brain of the Moon planned ALL of it. For her own amusement, of course.
Gensokyo is a Time Lord.The change between PC-98 and Windows was it regenerating after it died. Every single person inside regenerated to some extent.
Sakuya is a Time Lord.The Scarlet Devil Mansion is her TARDIS.
Every single PC-98 character reincarnated into a Windows character.Mima doesn't show up because she's a completely different person.
Reimu WAS a zombie, but she isn't now.PC-98 Reimu was Windows Reimu's mother. Shingyoku is the parents of PC-98 Reimu. Windows Reimu died, so Shingyoku, guarding the gate to Makai, just went inside and bribed Alice with free passage to resurrect Reimu. Unfortunately, Reimu is too special, so Alice had to sew doll components and resurrect her awkwardly. Shingyoku then called Yukari to boundaryhax Zombie!Reimu into a human over time.
Remilia can just fate that Gensokyo will never disappear.Since Remilia has the power to control fate, why doesn't she just fate that Gensokyo will be around forever?
Akyuu is intentionally giving contradictory information.For several possible reasons:
Patchouli is Twilight SparkleAnd Touhou is set roughly 100 years after MLP. Several years after the end of the show, a huge disaster befalls Ponyville and kills all of its residents, except for Twilight Sparkle. Heavily injured, she casted the forbidden inter-dimensional magic and sent herself to our world. Our world, being ruled by xenophobic humans, rejected her, got scared of her, and there were also the occasional Mad Scientist who want to capture her For Science!. This turn of events, as well as the death of all her friends, greatly traumatized her, so much that she reverted back to a shut-in just like how she was at the beginning of MLP, and maybe even more extreme. This all changed, however, when she stumbled upon Remilia Scarlet and her ability to change fate. Remilia was interested by Twilight, and used her ability and changed her name to Patchouli Knowledge, giving her a human form. Twilight, now Patchouli, was extremely grateful to Remilia, and when Remi decided to go to Gensokyou, she just go along with it. This is also why she's known as the one-week magician, to remind her of her old friends. Her five elemental spells each represents the other five of the Mane 6, and her Sun and Moon spells represent Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. (Actually, I haven't watched My Little Pony at all, so sorry if I got some characterizations wrong)
The Necronomicon will become a Chekhov's Gun.
Hopeless Masquerade will have branching story paths.One of the most mayor reason I believe this is after the release of the new demo. Now using certain moves increase your faith for one of the 3 factions, and I don't see how this will have any effect on the gameplay since you only have one popularity meter.
Eventually ZUN will allow someone to localize the games and will release them on SteamA guy can dream, right?
Kasen wants to become more human. Kosozu wants to be more youkai.Kasen became a hermit to escape the restrictions that Youkai have. Kosozu is getting more and more seduced by the Youkai side of the Force through her books and Mamizou. Even if they never change, they are the "eyes" in the Yin-Yang symbol; the part that resembles the other side.
Lunopolis is an actual documentary about Lunarians.They secretly control the Outside World, which is why the exiles fled to Gensokyo.
Kogasa gets stronger when she successfully surprises somebody.She's said to feed on humans' surprise, yet she isn't showing any signs of starvation from her lack of success. So it's not so much like food to her as a power boost. Hence her being strong enough to be the Extra Stage midboss when...she surprises the player by being the the Extra Stage midboss.
Some of the background characters in Hopeless Masquerade will be Early-Bird Cameo's
Mima is the retired/reincarnated/what-have-you Death Star.Solely on the basis that the moon Mimas looks like the Death Star. And the fact that the Master Spark has been shown to destroy large areas when used right, and Marisa is using a hakkero instead of a giant power core.
Cirno's power will increase and she will become able to create, instead of just regular ice, ice-nine.Cirno is the ⑨ isn't she?
Touhou 14 ties into Ten Desires and Forbidden ScrolleryZUN has announced the plot for Touhou 14 in which the weapons of Reimu, Marisa, and Sakuya become animate and self-acting. He also mentions what appears to be a youkai rebellion. In chapters 4 and 5 of Forbidden Scrollery, several household items from the Human Village start acting on their own - in short becoming tsukumogami, or an item youkai. The one behind this is Mamizou. Mamizou's first appearance was the Extra Stage of Ten Desires which ZUN titled "Raise the Flag of Rebellion!"
Kasen is a Hermit because she genuinely wants Enlightenment.Whether she's an Oni or not; she wants understanding of humans and youkai. She doesn't seem interested in Hermit Longevity. Granted, if she is an Oni; she wouldn't need that anyways.
Kasen is not an Oni.She's a Kishin.
Youkai has Bizarre Sexual DimorphismMore specifically, female Youkai become Cute Monster Girls while the male ones look like the more traditional depiction. We have seen male Youkais in Genji and Unzan, who both are non-humanoid. In the mangas, especially Forbidden Scrollery, we also see more non-humanoid ones such as En en ra and the various Tsukumogamis. The tsukumogamis are particularly jarring since we have seen a humanoid one before, Kogasa, and the ones in the manga don't. Therefore, either Kogasa is not a tsukumogami, or the ones in the manga are males and we have Bizarre Sexual Dimorphism in this case.
Yuuka has just awakened her power to manipulate flowersHence why her ability is stated as useless in battle, because she hasn't fully mastered it yet. Forbidden Scrollery showed us with Kosuzu that some abilities awaken at certain times, not from birth. For Yuuka, this time is between the end of Mystic Square and her reappearance in Phantasmagoria of Flower View. This also explains why Yuuka has no association with flowers at all in PC-98 times, she has not awakened yet. Her love and knowledge of flowers are side-effects of her ability. Since Yuuka has just awakened her abilities after living for a very long time, we could say that she's a late BLOOMer.
Sanae and Youmu are going to be DDC's stage 4 bossesSpecifically, A characters will fight Sanae, while B characters will fight Youmu. The idea being that Sanae has remained pure and weaponless and is here to deal with you during the A routes (because your character is a psycho). Youmu, on the other hand, relies on weapons and got corrupted, so you're dealing with her as an incident. In either case, she knows something about what's going on and send you to deal with the source of the problem after you beat her up
Shinigami rely on a "mortality point" system that that rises and falls for people who are Enemies with Death.A kind of Equivalent Exchange; the servants of Yama have to follow dharma which isn't like human law. The path of the Hermit; if followed correctly; lowers these points through ritual, sutras, and doing what the shinigami tell you to do. Accumulate enough points; and a certain level of shinigami is allocated to collect you. Defeat this shinigami; and this resets your mortality points; or at least delays further collection until the next point tab is accrued. Accumulate a lot of points; and they send a Kishin. Just getting away from the Kishin is sufficient to offset the tally.
The final boss of DDC has a grudge against the girls.She turned the weapons evil as revenge.
Yuyuko and Layla were friends of Maribel and RenkoThis is especially true if one accepts the theory that Maribel is Yukari and/or is the creator of Gensoukyou. Yuyuko and Layla were part of a Four Girl Ensemble with Maribel and Renko, but died in some sort of accident. If Gensoukyou is a dream world created by Maribel, it make sense that shades of two recently and prematurely deceased friends of hers would "live on" there.
DDC's plot is the result of Hell expandingTo do so, they need to borrow some land from the mortal realm, and punch a hole in the barrier seperating the two while setting up. This results in a bunch of negative energy washing over Gensoukyou, driving inherently negative things like youkai and weapons mad.
Remilia is taking steps to becoming the next Dracula.Daughter, inheritor, whatever. She's acquiring Hobgoblins and cave troll; I mean, a Chupacabra. The current Retcons over who Dracula is (Vlad Tepes? Mathias Cronqvist? Gabriel Belmont?) are in her favor; if his identity is becoming lost to the outside world; it's up for grabs in Gensokyo.
Gensoukyou is a role playing gameMaribel is playing Marisa and Renko is playing Reimu. All the other playable characters are unnamed friends of theirs. Mima's player was the original GM, and her games correspond to the PC-98 games. The original GM left the group after the fifth story arc, which explains Mima's disappearance after the switch to the Windows era.
'Double Dealing Character' refers to...How people normally hide their true feelings and ambitions. The incident is merely causing them to do what they want.
Either Miko or Byakuren is Rita RepulsaThink about it. All three were sealed for roughly one thousand years, have underlings(Miko also has all the Taoist humans she treats as mere servants), and Byakuren and Rita were both self-interested at first, but later became truly "good". Maybe the same could be assumed for Miko. Also, Reimu, Marisa, Sanae, and maybe Youmu are the Gensokyo Rangers, and Kanako is Zordon.
Yukari is Reimu's Ancestor or at Least the First Hakurei Shrine MaidenReimu's ability to float could easily be interpreted as her transcending the boundry of physical reality it's entirely possible that the power could evolve into something similar to Yukari's boundry manipulation. Based on that it's entirely possible that Reimu inherited these powers from Yukari. Think about it why would the Hakurei shrine maidens specifically be the barrier maidens unless the ability to manipulate boundries already runs in the family. Also Yukari predates the founding of Gensokyo and was also instrumental in getting the Hakurei barrier built in the first place. Perhaps nstead of exterminating youkai she hung out with them (sorta like reimu does now but more benign) because of her relatively passive ability. As such when youkai began to die out she was one of the people advocating for Gensokyo to become a youkai paradise. Obviously having all the youkai in one place would be terrible if a large group of exterminators were to appear so using her ability she would misguide any hostile elements getting them lost or something. Eventually continued use of her powers and possibly her association with youkai caused her to become one herself. After that she either left the shrine to her descendants if she had any. Though considering Yukari and Reimu look nothing alike (thoguh Yukari could have changed her form) it's entirely possible that she just keeps taking girls who exhibit a similar enough power to become a Hakurei shrine maiden and trains each generation personally till they become viable then goes back to sleep. The only reason she started visiting Reimu again is because she's either A) an actual descendant of hers (possibly related through a branch family if Yukari didn't have children herself) or B) it's because Reimu is the first shrine maiden other than herself who's exhibited enough power to possibly become a Goddess or youkai herself.
Marisa is trying to develop a controlled Elixir of Life.She doesn't want to become a Youkai Magician; and she doesn't want eternal life that can never be taken off like the Hourai Medicine. She wants to be able to lengthen her lifespan at will...and should she decide she's ready for the next life; be able to switch it off.
Yukari steals peoples' socks.See the last part of "Justification for Improbably Female Cast: Gensokyo's nature as a land of illusion." above.
Reimu is behind everything in the game-to-game plot.Who has been in the series THE longest? Reimu! Who has appeared almost always a protagonist? Reimu! Whose shrine has no definite deity? Reimu! Suspicious!
The theme songs are some variant of the I Know Your True Name trope.What seems to be an excellent descriptor of the characters? Their theme song. Think: Very few of the characters are humans rather than youkai, and those that are humans and not partially something else are at least somewhat magical or otherwise special. Eastern wonderland is still a wonderland, and as such can operate on rules completely different from our own, such as the spellcard system. Considering how unpronounceable some names are intended to be, what's more hard to pronounce than an entire song which may or may not be describing enough of the essence to work, as emphasized by the spirit world versions, changes between games, etc. And this is without taking into account location themes, which usually do not fall under said trope, mostly being objects or collective thoughts. Woe to those who annoy the Prismriver Sisters, who could play your theme song and call you. Unless they're hovering out of view following around the protagonist playing theme music all the time.
The Prismriver Sisters are playing the music ingameWho has musical instruments and lives in Gensokyo? The Prismriver Sisters, of course. Plus, some of the music seems to consist heavily of violin, keyboard, and trumpet, the instruments used by the poltergeists. They're following around the protagonist and playing fitting music.
Flandre's crazy because...She can hear her music. All. The. Time. And you thought the Master had it bad.
Remilia hid the sun in the mist......Because she wanted an excuse to meet the shrine maiden she'd heard so much about, and since she couldn't leave, an incident like this would be win-win: either it would attract Reimu, or she'd be able to go out and meet her if it didn't. If she'd thought of using a parasol earlier, the game wouldn't have happened.
Renko is...Ran Yakumo! If Maribel eventually becomes Yukari, she's going to outlive her friend by a great margin. Eventually, she finds out about the art of summoning shikigamis, and, with Yuyuko's help, manages to bring Renko's spirit back as a shikigami, finally reuniting the two after hundreds of years. She also made her a Kitsune, for some reason. Maybe she has a thing for foxgirls? Renko's ability to determine her location and the current time from the moon and stars could actually be highly advanced mathematics, but she just hasn't figured it out yet; this would also give an excuse for her power not growing stronger: it has, but she's unable to use the full extent of it until she realises that it's actually the ability to perform complex calculations in her head at high speeds. She already has her own ability, putting her on a level above normal humans; if she was to be turned into a youkai, this would likely translate over as increased magical powers, possibly enough to summon her own shikigami. It could be argued that Chen was someone she met after Maribel was Trapped in the Past, who passed on at some point; she then summoned her friend's spirit as a shikigami like Maribel!Yukari did for her.
Reimu's only strapped for cash because......she relies on donations. If she were to actively invest in something, her ability to float would keep her in the black by preventing her to sink into the red. She'd at least break even on any investments, maybe even turn a profit, but she just doesn't make any.
If you put Seija next to Koishi, she'll short-circuit.Because the opposite of having no emotions or thouhts is having every emotion, all those conflicting emotions, and more thoughts than any brain can handle, at the same time.
The next Touhou game will be a P.O.V. Sequel to Double Dealing Character
The spellcard system was modified during Phantasmagoria of Flower View and is being modified regularly.The games before that had more progressively impressive bombs and stuff that you hoarded, while Po FV had you spamming them to drown the enemy with a clearing effect on your end. Mountain of Faith had completely different bombs focusing solely on the clearing. Considering the slight changes on even returning or blatantly stolen (BYAKUREN!) spellcards between games, the spellcard system is likely modifying itself to accomodate for rapidly shifting powers and people to make sure that everyone can still beat everyone.
Haruhi Suzumiya is the Hakurei shrine's god.Because of this.
Wakasagihime is good at singing.Because Sirens Are Mermaids and the other two starter characters are "fusion myths" as well.
ZUN is only going to Atlanta so he can try American booze.His guest appearance at Anime Weekend Atlanta is simply an excuse to travel there.
Why hats are so popular in gensokyo.Because they are the only thing that can stop the lunarians fearsome gaze.
Renko Usami is secretly a lunar rabbit.Usami. Usagitl mimitl . And she can tell time just by looking at the moon. Most likely that hat is hiding her bunny ears.
Cirno's name is EngrishThe word "Chill" when transliterated in Japanese would be "Chiru." "Chiru no Yousei"note => "Chiruno" => "Cirno."