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The Man-Emperor describes why exactly Inquisition War is so terrible by pointing to exactly how much purple prose Ian Watson uses in it.
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Purple Prose
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"The Reason You Suck" SpeechExample of:
Auto-TuneExample of:
Belief Makes You StupidExample of:
Anthropomorphic PersonificationExample of:
Suddenly VoicedExample of:
Death WorldExample of:
Cuteness ProximityExample of:
Tactical WithdrawalExample of:
Casual Danger DialogueExample of:
Kill StealExample of:
Glory HoundExample of:
Wimp FightExample of:
Macho CampExample of:
Cosmic PlaythingExample of:
HA HA HA—NoExample of:
Talking to ThemselfExample of:
Disaster DominoesExample of:
Knights and KnavesExample of:
Crosses the Line TwiceExample of:
Gargle BlasterExample of:
The Legions of HellExample of:
Too Dumb to LiveExample of:
Screaming WarriorExample of:
Humanity Is SuperiorExample of:
With Catlike TreadExample of:
Mistaken for RacistExample of:
Sitcom Arch-NemesisExample of:
That Didn't Happen