If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device has a lot of songs worthy of the Emperor. Most of it is made by StringStorm, a really talented music artist.
- The series' intro
is one magnificent piece. The full ending is even better. - Prime Clown, aka Cegorach's Theme. A strangely sinister accordion, giving it an epic feel fitting the Monster Clown that is the Laughing God... and then it ends with the popping bit from the Seinfeld theme song. If you listen more closely, you can actually observe that the entire song is a Seinfeld theme remix.
- Sly Marbo's theme is an uplifting 80s action hero anthem that fits perfectly with his ridiculous characterization. Sit back and bask in the sounds of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".
- Being the nicest of the Primarchs even carries over to Vulkan's theme, "For Friendship!" If you want to know what Nobledark sounds like, this is it.
- Eldrad's theme, "The Pathfinder." With a hint of mystery and aloofness, but still powerful.
- The Star-Fyodperor's theme "Chairbound Prankster" is fittingly epic for the Resurrection of the Emperor himself. With his light shining throughout the galaxy and beyond.
- The remix of the intro from Episode 26 Part 1, while it lacks the original lyrics and is a lot faster, it's still pretty goddamn epic in it's own right.
- The Deciever's theme, "Jackal God" is, rather worryingly, a sinister remix of the main theme.
- Awaken "My Quivering Abs", a more TTS-themed remix of "Awaken" which sees its in-series debut with the arrival of the hamtastic Santodes and captures all his bombastic glory.
- "Purging With My Kin", a TTS cover of the famous Linkin Park song. If you like Linkin Park, then it's a pretty good cover. If you don't like Linkin Park, then it's a pretty good parody. What's not to like?
- "Protean Politics", a Quarreling Song in episode 28 between Kitten and his fellow Custodi against the Fabricator-General. Not only does Kitten manage to convince the Mechanical Abomination to tell them where the Proteus Protocol is, but when Kitten gets threatened, cue the rest of the Custodes stepping in to flat out threaten the Fabricator-General with a phone-call to the now speaking Emperor for disregarding the man who represents the Emperor's Word.How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word!
