The following is a true story. It has not been exaggerated for effect. What you are about to see is a full account of the inner workings of a troper going by the name of tehjinx. You will laugh, you will cry. You will leave this page with a renewed sense of appreciation for life as a whole. -The basics of jinx
- Age: 28
- Sex: Yes, please
- Ethnic background: Scary Black Man, averted
- Height: 5'6"
- Orientation: Straight
- Hair/Eyes: Both brown
- Zodiac: Gemini and Tiger
- No chosen view on politics
- No chosen religion; prefers to simply apply positive thought to matters and watch as they change for him
- Likes wearing a hoodie, navy blue, full zip
- Fetishes: Asses, Glasses and Incest
- Perverse Sexual Lust for too many characters to mention
- Adult Child: 28, behaves like a 12 year old at most times.
- A Date with Rosie Palms
- And a Diet Coke: Once went out and bought 30 chicken nuggets, a double cheeseburger... and a bottled water.
- Butt Monkey: I really do feel like the universe is picking on me sometimes...
- Catch Phrase: "Yeah, buddy!"
- Daydream Believer: Often, I tend to think we're all characters in the universe's Sims game save.
- Everything's Better with Bacon
- Ho Yay: With a cousin of mine. I refuse to function until he says that I'm adorable.
- The Internet Is for Porn: I bought a computer just for this. And Gaia Online. What.
- Jerk Ass: See Never Trust a Trailer example below.
- Lovable Nerd
- Nerd: Clearly.
- Never Trust a Trailer: I build up a story, only to have it not be as exciting as listeners thought it would be. Often times, on purpose.
- Perverse Sexual Lust: For many, many fictional characters.
- Real Men Eat Meat: The statement I used to counter my then-girlfriend's repeated efforts to get me to have a salad.
- Running Gag: In an Xbox Live party, my then-girlfriend used to come in and say hi. A friend will flirtatiously say hi, and she responds in kind. Cue me, with "I'm tired of your shit!"
- Shipper on Deck: Yomi/Tomo, Yukari/Nyamo, Azula/Zuko, Kyousuke/Kirino
- Turn Out Like His Father: My big fear, given my relationship with mine.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Snickers ice cream, chicken nuggets from a local Chinese place, mozzarella cheese sticks
- True Neutral: If I'm not involved, nor my friends or family... meh.
- Unfortunate Implications: My initials are M.A.P. and people often ask me for directions. I'm horrible at giving them.
- Where Da White Women At?: My track record of dating/crushes/porn watched is a case of this.
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