''The following is a true story. It has not been exaggerated for effect. What you are about to see is a [[{{BlatantLies}} full account]] of the inner workings of a troper going by the name of tehjinx. You will laugh, you will cry. [[{{NeverTrustATrailer}} You will leave this page with a renewed sense of appreciation for life as a whole]].''

-The basics of jinx
* Age: 28
* Sex: [[{{AllMenArePerverts}} Yes, please]]
* Ethnic background: ScaryBlackMan, averted
* Height: 5'6"
* Orientation: Straight
* Hair/Eyes: Both brown
* Zodiac: [[{{WesternZodiac}} Gemini]] and [[{{EasternZodiac}} Tiger]]

-Detailed Information
* No chosen view on politics
* No chosen religion; prefers to simply apply positive thought to matters and watch as they change for him
* Likes wearing a hoodie, navy blue, full zip
* Virgin
* Fetishes: Asses, Glasses and Incest
* PerverseSexualLust for too many characters to mention

This troper provides examples of:
* AdultChild: 28, behaves like a 12 year old at most times.
* ADateWithRosiePalms
* AndADietCoke: Once went out and bought 30 chicken nuggets, a double cheeseburger... and a bottled water.
* ButtMonkey: I really do feel like the universe is picking on me sometimes...
* CatchPhrase: "Yeah, buddy!"
* DaydreamBeliever: Often, I tend to think we're all characters in the universe's Sims game save.
* EverythingsBetterWithBacon
* HoYay: With a cousin of mine. I refuse to function until he says that I'm adorable.
* TheInternetIsForPorn: I bought a computer just for this. And GaiaOnline. What.
* JerkAss: See NeverTrustATrailer example below.
* LovableNerd
* {{Nerd}}: Clearly.
* NeverTrustATrailer: I build up a story, only to have it not be as exciting as listeners thought it would be. Often times, on purpose.
* PerverseSexualLust: For many, ''many'' fictional characters.
* RealMenEatMeat: The statement I used to counter my then-girlfriend's repeated efforts to get me to have a salad.
* RunningGag: In an Xbox Live party, my then-girlfriend used to come in and say hi. A friend will [[{{SarcasmMode}} flirtatiously]] say hi, and she responds in kind. Cue me, with "I'm tired of your shit!"
* ShipperOnDeck: [[{{AzumangaDaioh}} Yomi/Tomo, Yukari/Nyamo]], [[{{AvatarTheLastAirbender}} Azula/Zuko]], [[{{OreNoImoutoGaKonnaniKawaiiWakeGaNai}} Kyousuke/Kirino]]
* TurnOutLikeHisFather: My big fear, given my relationship with mine.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Snickers ice cream, chicken nuggets from a local Chinese place, mozzarella cheese sticks
* TrueNeutral: If I'm not involved, nor my friends or family... meh.
* UnfortunateImplications: My initials are [[{{FailOSuckyname}} M.A.P.]] and people often ask me for directions. I'm horrible at giving them.
* WhereDaWhiteWomenAt: My track record of dating/crushes/porn watched is a case of this.

!! Tropes you think apply to me. Should be interesting.


[[folder: {{Anime which I have completed}}]]
* AirGear
* AngelBeats
* AzumangaDaioh
* CowboyBebop
* {{FLCL}}
* GhostInTheShell
* HighschoolOfTheDead
* IchibanUshiroNoDaimaou
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/Monster Monster]]
* OreNoImoutoGaKonnaniKawaiiWakeGaNai
* {{Robotech}}
* SamuraiChamploo
* TheSlayers
* {{Tokko}}
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/Witchblade Witchblade]]


[[folder: {{Film}}]]
* ANightmareOnElmStreet
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Clue Clue]]
* FridayThe13th
* TheIsland
* TheIncredibles
* OnceUponATimeInChina
* {{Underworld}}

[[folder: {{Manga}}]]
* AirGear
* {{Spawn}}

[[folder: {{Music}}]]
* TwoNEOne
* BigBang
* DaftPunk
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestionableContent Deathmøle]]
* DirEnGrey
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JohnnyYongBosch Eyeshine]]
* {{Gackt}}
* MosDef
* {{she}}
* TalibKweli
* YoshidaBrothers


[[folder: {{WebComics}}]]
* TheDevilbear
* MenageA3
* {{Oglaf}}
* QuestionableContent
* SoreThumbs
* TreadingGround
* TheIdleState

[[folder: {{WesternAnimation}}]]
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* CourageTheCowardlyDog
* JohnnyBravo
* SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries
* BatmanTheAnimatedSeries
* TheBatman
* TotallySpies
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/X-Men X-Men]]
* XMenEvolution
* ReBoot

[[folder:'''The Tropers are Coming... wait, that came out wrong''']]
* It's {{GODZILLA}}!!!!!
* Woot, Tigers of the world unite! - @/{{darnpenguin}}

* You like Daft Punk and Avatar: The Last Airsubmissivegaybloke er... I mean Airbender. That alone makes you cool in my book.