Hail Citizen! I come from the frozen tundras of the far north. I'm 17, and have been browsing This Wiki for a while now. I'm often browing, well... just about everywhere on here. I play Rune Quest with my buddies on almost every Saturday. I'm often prone to ClusterFBombs for no reason other than to get reactions from people. Honestly, my existence is one big social experiment.
Tropes applied to Sir Lewis Hazard:
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: I will often turn away from a current conversation, say something to a nonexistant camera, then turn back and resume. Just to mess with people.
- Chaotic Asshole: Given this alignment by my friends. I might greet you with a "Hello," or I might just grin and shout "Penis!"
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Most people end up thinking "He must be insane, or incredibly high" the first time they meet me.
- Crazy-Prepared: I own a messenger bag with "Zombie Survival Kit" painted on it, filled with preserved rations, and the Zombie Survival Guide. No weapons, because I'd get thrown out of school...
- Crosses the Line Twice: Me. "I didn't just cross the line; I raped it and its mother, then aborted the resulting baby." Hilarious when said, a little horrifying looking back.
- Four Man Band
- The Hero: My buddy Anton. He's tall, strong, honorable, and usually spearheads any operation we have.
- The Lancer: Me, Travis. Average height, physically average, but quite dexterous, and willing to do more shady stuffs.
- The Medic: My best buddy Jack. He's usually the one that doesn't do much physical stuff, account on his cripple leg. He wants to go into a medical field.
- The Berserker: Dan. Willing to throw himself into a fight at any chance.
- Deadpan Snarker: I cannot sit through any movie, play any Rune Quest campaign, or read any book because of this.
- Genre Savvy: See right above above.
- Hilarity Ensues: This happens all the time when my friends are involved. Heaven forbid we get in a car together.
- No Fourth Wall: See Breaking the Fourth Wall.
- Obfuscating Insanity: The reason people think I'm batshit crazy.
- Rune Quest: I play it every Saturday at my buddy's.
- Steampunk: I'm a huge fan of it.
- Trickster Archetype: I am the Thief of Balloons, Pickpocket of Fathers, and the Shitter of Bulls.
