: Alright big pretend killer man. Tell me the most awesome story you have with plenty of super cool senseless violence! Heavy
: When I was boy, I was at camp, being trained in many ways of combat. Max
: Assassination camp for kids, oh this is gonna be good! Heavy
: There was sparrow, sitting on fence. Snow falls quietly around me.
Without notice, another boy jumps from behind tree and kills sparrow with throwing knife! The boy runs away. Max
: And then...? Heavy
: I pick up sparrow and hear his last breath before digging him tiny grave... Tycho
: *Crying.* Strong Bad
: That's not even a little bit funny, man. Heavy
: No, it's not...