Hey! Before you unpack the package that is my page, I must warn you of unmarked spoilers for Puyo Puyo! ...Did I do it right? Whatever, Consider this a warning.
(I might want to advise you to listen to my fantastic theme
while squeezing this page of information. ...Why are you looking at me like that?)
Greetings, tropers that have visited my page! It is I, the Dark Mage, Schezo! Gaze at my Dark Sword! My main goal is to become the most powerful sorcerer, and to achieve that goal, I must go through the most drastic of measures, such as giving this page protection! ...Why are you laughing like that? Oh come on, what did I say this time?! Whatever, I must- Ooh, is that Donguri Gaeru in the distance?! *Squee!*
You may know me from Puyo Puyo, where Arle is always trying to leave my side! I have no idea why, I just want her to give me all of her! ...Did I say another one? Oh dear, I have to control my... tendencies. I apologize, troper. Even though, I might want to apologize even further, due to what the beast that IS TV Tropes is doing to you...
Also, I apologize that my surname reminds you of that... Youtube Poop... thing? Weegee? Is that what it is? It terrifies me. That thing stares at me with a ghastly stare... I must move away from that subject.
I want these tropes!
- Accidental Pervert: Why is that one there? Whoever put that there, just give all the balls to me, and then I shall edit it out with grace! Wait, what do you mean it fits?
- Ambiguous Situation: Oh, do you mean in the old Madou Monogatari days? Oh well, not even I understand how I didn't want to be a Dark Wizard, but then I became a strange being with a desire for power! It's all too distressing to think about.
- Angry Fist-Shake: It seems like I'm already finished...
- Anime Hair: Aha! So you're interested in my hair, huh? Wait, only in the... Disc Station animation shorts...? I don't know what those are, can you elaborate?
- Arrogant Kung-Fu Guy: Tsk. Call it "arrogance" if you so insist, I don't believe there is anything wrong with preferring solitude to being surrounded by a noisy pack of nuisances at all time.
- Badass Cape: Well, at least you're interested in my cape! It's quite fine, don't you think? Look at my image again! Tell me that it doesn't look absolutely marvelous! TELL ME!
- Berserk Button: Do NOT call me a creeper! Or a pervert!
- Cuteness Proximity: Oh my gosh! There's Donguri Gaeru again! *Squee!*
- I'm Taking Her Home with Me!: Well then! Donguri Gaeru will finally be my pet, as I ever so desire! *Squee!*
- Dark Is Not Evil: Listen, just because I am adept at dark magic, that does not mean I am inclined to perform nefarious deeds like that Dark Prince.
- Dub Name Change: For some reason I had to assume the identity "Devious" in one of my earlier outings...
- The Friend Nobody Likes: I have plenty of friends! Why do you say that they don't like me? Oh, it's because of my tendencies, isn't it? I apologize, troper. Hey, you're calling me a pervert as well?!
- Heroic Sacrifice: Wait...I saved Arle and Rulue against a god? Why don't I have any recollection of this?
- The Hermit: It is the way of the dark mage to live, as the title quite implies, in darkness. Civilization does not suit me.
- Idiot Hair: It's called a cowlick, mind you.
- Losing Your Head: I forgot that I've been decapitated before, sorry!
- Loyal Animal Companion: I once had one named Tenori Zoh, and he was my adorable travelling partner that time I inadvertently forced myself in Witch's trials. I wonder where he is and how he's doing now...
- Magic Knight: Magic in one hand, my sword the other. Things come easy when you wield a sword like this one! ...what?! I said I wield both magic and sword, didn't I!?
- Metaphorgotten: Troper, you're fantastic! You're capable of smashing pumpkins with only a finger! ...Wait, what do you mean that doesn't make sense?
- Names to Run Away from Really Fast: In ancient language, my name means "The Gorgeous Man Who Defiles the Gods". Or "Gorgeous Adonis Who Defies The Gods", depending on how it's translated to common tongue. A fearsome title, is it not?
- Pretty Boy: I do admit, I am quite stylish. Stylish enough to win you over, troper? ...Did I do it again?
- Punctuated! For! Emphasis!: I! AM! NOT! A! PERVERT! Stop calling me that, troper! ...And don't call me a creeper either!
- Sharing a Body: Ragnus had the gall to "borrow" my body as a mouthpiece during that whole incident with Yog-Sothos. He says it wasn't out of ill will, but I still didn't appreciate the fact he was inside me all the while! ...Oh COME ON! You know what I mean!
- Signature Move: Oh, do you mean my Areiado? It's a very nice move, if I do say so myself.
- That Came Out Wrong: Oh, look! A car! Now I can drive and ride you! ...Oh come on!
- Vague Age: I've simply stopped caring about counting my age. No, I am not 65, and no, I am no longer 14.
- Ye Olde Butchered English: My English is perfectly fine! It is not butchered at all! I don't even use that kind of English, you hear?!
