Self Demonstrating: Peace & Love, Incorporated
Welcome to the Wiki entry for Peace and Love, Incorporated. All of our representatives are currently assisting other readers, but please stay on the page and a trained customer-service professional will be with you shortly. We're not like other multinational corporate conglomerates, who seek to hide tarnished moral records behind propaganda campaigns and publicity stunts. While other corporations hide behind euphemisms, we utilize linguistic impact lesseners. We do not have employees; we have business plan actuators and associates. Other corporations may lay off workers, or even fire them, but we allow our associates to seek alternative employment opportunities. At Peace & Love, Incorporated, We Care about you. And because We Care, we strive daily to fulfill our mission statement of actualizing our desired motivational paradigms. Please read the following menu carefully, as some of our menu items may have changed. Your activities on this web page may be recorded, for quality assurance purposes. To learn more about our ongoing campaign to end war and disease throughout the globe, please press 1. To hear about our innovative new environmental initiatives, please press 2. For our biological weaponry division, please press 3. To take advantage of our covert nuclear waste disposal services, please press 4. To learn more about our "Peace Points" promotional event, or to open your own "Peace Points" account, please press 5. You can redeem "Peace Points" for valuable merchandise from any of our sister corporations. By simply visiting this webpage, you may have already become eligible for 1500 bonus "Peace Points". If you are an associate of Peace & Love, Incorporated, and would like to learn how to maximize your task efficiency within our unique decentralized management hierarchy, please enter your eighteen-digit associate identification number, followed by the pound key. For our advertising campaign, please see We Care. To learn about other occurrences of Peace & Love, Incorporated in film, television, comics or other media, please see the list of examples at the bottom of the page. Thanks again for visiting our page. We hope you have found your stay here satisfactory. Please take advantage of our complimentary survey to let us know how we can better serve you. Have a great day.