Behold me, Hadron, your new lord and ruler. I, Conqueror of the Wastelands, rule alone over the cold chains of sprawling mountains. And soon, all shall be The Order. Never mind those pitiful Scavengers. So innocent and simple minded... all the more pleasure of crushing them under my foot.
What is it? You don't want to join me? And yet you come to my territory, establish an encampment and bring me a whole caravan of potential members.
Aah... How have I not noticed? You are not a fighter and didn't even come here to dare and challenge the might of my Order. And yet... Your documentation skills are incredible. I have decided: you shall write a detailed report on my persona, that all may fear me even more.
Don't worry - I am very convincing. I'm sure you'll find a benefit in joining me. Just look over here.
Now, my loyal writer, start at once. We have many great deeds ahead of us.
- Airborne Mook: My scientists have done well on my great armor. The capabilities of flight...are incomparable.
- Armored Coffins: What? An eject function? You are certainly underestimating me. Once I use this armour, there will be no need for it. There will be no resistance either.
- Anti-Structure: They think their towers will work on my army? Pathetic. I have developed a technology that will be sure to counter that. An electric charge shall put them out.
- Badass Cape: I shall be feared by all. I submerged this cape in blood of those I have personally slain. May those who resist see my power just from it alone.
- Big Bad: As the Order leader, I'm doing all I can to spread my rule. The world shall be Order and Order alone. My soldiers abducted more recruits for my great army. My scientists experimented on making animal, man and machine one, on using that radiation for combat mutations. I remember personally creating that fool Esper, so that my mind control could be the greatest. That fool has fled to some city and thinks he can take a revenge against me. I will be sure to prove him wrong.
- Breaking Old Trends: How dare you compare me to some other powerful figure? Who needs to crawl along the ground when you can ascend above your foes and strike them down with all your might? Nobody shall expect that.
- Call-Back: Who is this Vez'Nan you're comparing me to? Yes, I will be sure to strike down the fortifications of these pesky Scavengers, but how does it make me similar to him?
- Evil Genius: I have my scientists, sure. But have you ever seen a single man create an army of loyal soldiers out of nothing? Or that great teleportation device I use for ambushes? Or an electronic distabilizer? The great energy weaponry that turns my opposition to ashes. The list is long, my loyal writer, but be sure that this is enough to see how much I stand above those imbecile survivors.
- Fatal Flaw: You dare question my power? I have destroyed, crushed and eliminated so much survivors. I have turned thousands into submissive loyal soldiers. My army is the most well equipped and feared across the entire world. I am the Conqueror of the Wastelands! There is no possibility that I can be stopped. Watch you words next time.
- Final Boss: The Scavengers may come to me? HA! Let them come. I'll give them the fight they will never recover from.
- Final-Exam Boss: I am prepared for anything that my opposition may throw at me. I obliterate them in great numbers, their puny sticks shall never scratch me, my army is always on backup and I have a couple more... advantages. They won't stand a chance.
- Humongous Mecha: Do you like it, writer? My greatest scientists and I personally refined every detail of it. It is the most powerful asset my army has. I save it for special occasions.
- I Am the Noun: I AM THE ORDER! And don't you think otherwise.
- Karmic Death: You must really believe these Scavengers have a chance to defeat me. Struck down by them? While I'm in my armor? Scared? Who do you think I am?
- Knight of Cerebus: I do not know why do you keep comparing me, but sure, let's go with your interpretation. So what if I do order human experimentation, cyborg creation and mental submission? All in the name of the Order. If those Scavengers do start coming...I'd like to see their look once they realise they've been killing their own in thousands. Won't even talk to them either. All they deserve is brutal and swift destruction.
- Mind Control: Like I said... I am very convincing. The entire army is fighting for my ideas and all it took was submitting their will to my own.
- Mook Maker: My Juggernauts arrive at my command... My foes rarely expect that to happen.
- Nazis By Any Other Name: Who is this Nazi? He is nothing compared to me. Everyone is nothing compared to the Order. We shall rule supreme.
- Orcus on His Throne: My army shall do away with all that try to resist, I have no need for constant intervention. Should they come, I will be ready.
- Proactive Boss: If they expect I shall stand and watch, I have a great surprise awaiting for them.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: How do you like my helmet? Those eyes have struck fear in all who's seen them. That's why my army has them.
- Rock Beats Laser: To think they hope to have a chance against my supreme technology... With their scrap heaps? Simple-minded fools...
- Weaponized Teleportation: Those teleporters... I greatly relish in using them to catch my foes off guard. I shall appear where they don't expect and dodge every attack they throw at me. My army shall come through as well. Nobody stands a chance against such a strategy.
That will be all for now, troper. I shall call upon your services when they are needed. A scout just came to me reporting that a new batch of recruits have arrived. These buffoonish Junkers did a great job at hoarding them. I am going to greet them and... convince them to join.
Go at once. Long live the Order!
