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"Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean, the winner would be him.
Oh, Scroogey loves his money cause he thinks it gives him power
If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour
Yuck, Even the vegetables don't like him"
"Let them hate, so long as they fear"
— Emperor Nero Caesar
"Many people hate you and would like to see you dead. How does that make you feel?"
Agent Johnson:We need more graph paper to show how far down the graph goes.
President Hogfoss:Well, anyone can have a bad month!
:This is yesterday's results, sir.
''"Though All Men Do Despise Us."
"Miss Simian, even I don't like you. And I like everybody
The newest pope is sooooooo
much better than Benedict, isn't he? Who knew a pope could be, like, nice? Pope Benedict was a raging hardliner, a man who assumed the papacy with the sole mission of stubbornly defending all of its antiquated practices, and he couldn't even cut it in that job. His most notable achievement was wearing red shoes. What a game changer, Joey Ratz. No one misses you.
, "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"
"Kate doesnít have a TV show anymore, so people canít scream:
CANCEL THAT BITCHíS SHOW!!!!!!!!
Kate doesnít have a job at Coupon Cabin anymore, so people canít scream:
And Kateís team of nannies probably take care of her kids most of the time, so people canít really scream:
TAKE HER POOR CHILDREN AWAY!!!
So what are we supposed to say? 'PUSH HER OFF THE PLANET?!' Yeah, I like that one the best."