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"Nevertheless a prince ought to inspire fear in such a way that, if he does not win love, he avoids hatred..."

"Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for bein' mean, the winner would be him.
Oh, Scroogey loves his money cause he thinks it gives him power
If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour
Yuck, Even the vegetables don't like him"

That's five today. Any more defections, and this little "revolution" is going to be really one-sided.

Many people hate you and would like to see you dead. How does that make you feel?
—News Reporter/Assassin, ∆on Flux.

President Hogfoss: Seriously, how bad am I standing in the polls?
Agent Johnson: We need more graph paper to show how far down the graph goes.
Hogfoss: Well, anyone can have a bad month!
Johnson:This is yesterday's results, sir.

Though All Men Do Despise Us.
Words of House Codd, A Song of Ice and Fire.

Miss Simian, even I don't like you. And I like everybody!
Rocky Robinson, The Amazing World of Gumball

ďIn England, people donít like me. But Iím going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize Iíll be better off in the States.Ē Heather must be deaf and dumb, because she made these comments after the Miss USA audience booed her ass.
Michael K., "Nowhere To Run"

The newest pope is sooooooo much better than Benedict, isn't he? Who knew a pope could be, like, nice? Pope Benedict was a raging hardliner, a man who assumed the papacy with the sole mission of stubbornly defending all of its antiquated practices, and he couldn't even cut it in that job. His most notable achievement was wearing red shoes. What a game changer, Joey Ratz. No one misses you.
Drew Magary, "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"

"If it is true that the Spanish Empire is the largest the globe has ever seen—and that is true—it is also true that we are the least welcome in more of the places that our flag flies than any empire before us."

None are so universally reviled as the Giovanni clan; no other branch of Caine's tree is so loathed on such a visceral, instinctive level. For all that they scoff at mortal mores, still the Kindred have absorbed more of the kine's attitudes than they admit: incest, necrophilia, patricide - the Giovanni are guilty of all these and more, and the Kindred recoil from them like dinner guests from a plate of maggots.

"How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? I know!"
Squidward Tentacles, Spongebob Squarepants ("F.U.N.")

"And what kind of a man is Maggs?"
"He's the kind of man I wouldn't roll with if his cock was dipped in gold and he gave it to me after for a doorstop."
It was an arresting image.
"I've been struggling to find anyone who might say something pleasant about him," I said. "When he dies, it's likely to be lonely at the graveside."
"Shouldn't have thought so. Lots of people will show up just to make sure that he's dead."
"They offer dancing shoes for such occasions, I believe."