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->'''Wenyam:''' "You're running unopposed and the polls say you have [[ExaggeratedTrope negative three percent support]]."
->'''Raiko:''' "'''[[BeyondTheImpossible Negative]]''' three? [[LampshadeHanging How is that even possible]]?

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->'''Wenyam:''' "You're You're running unopposed and the polls say you have [[ExaggeratedTrope negative three percent support]]."
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->'''Raiko:''' "'''[[BeyondTheImpossible '''[[BeyondTheImpossible Negative]]''' three? [[LampshadeHanging How is that even possible]]?
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->''"Nonono, find- [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere find yourself another Vice-President!]] FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER VICE-PRESIDENT! You literally have the fucking citizen morale SO FUCKING LOW, under the GROUND, this place might have been- this place might have been better with different kind of leadership! You're being a dick, man!"''

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->''"Nonono, find- find– [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere find yourself another Vice-President!]] Vice-President]]! FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER VICE-PRESIDENT! You literally have the fucking citizen morale SO FUCKING LOW, under the GROUND, this place might have been- been– this place might have been better with different kind of leadership! You're being a dick, man!"''
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-->-- '''Quackity''', to Jschlatt, ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''

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-->-- '''Quackity''', to Jschlatt, ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''''WebVideo/DreamSMP''
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-->--'''''[[Theatre/SixTheMusical]]''''', "Don't Lose UR Head"

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-> ''Wow, Anne, way to make the country hate you!''
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->'''Raiko:''' "'''[[BeyondTheImpossible Negative]]''' three? How is that even possible?

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->'''Raiko:''' "'''[[BeyondTheImpossible Negative]]''' three? [[LampshadeHanging How is that even possible?possible]]?


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->'''[[DirtyOldMan Happosai]]''': "So, you insist on interrupting this old man and one of his few pleasures left in his very limited time left on this Earth eh?"
->'''[[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Ranma]]''': "Believe me, the time you leave this Earth is the day everyone on it breathes a sigh of relief."
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/17875523/chapters/42190544 My Life's Stranger Than Yours]]''
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-->--'''Meier Link''', ''Anime/VampireHunterD: Bloodlust''

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-->--'''Meier Link''', ''Anime/VampireHunterD: ''Literature/VampireHunterD: Bloodlust''
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->"The last public approval poll I saw said Congress had an approval rating at about nine percent. By contrast, UsefulNotes/MuammarGaddafi had an approval rating at ''thirteen'' percent, and his own people dragged him in the streets and killed him."
-->--'''United States Representative Matt Gaetz'''
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-->--[[BeamMeUpScotty Variously attributed to]] both Emperor [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanEmpire Tiberius]] and Emperor UsefulNotes/{{Caligula}}

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-->--[[BeamMeUpScotty Variously attributed to]] both Emperor '''Emperor [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanEmpire Tiberius]] Tiberius]]''' and Emperor UsefulNotes/{{Caligula}}'''Emperor UsefulNotes/{{Caligula}}'''
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->"Let them hate me, so long as they fear me."[[note]]In Latin: ''Oderint dum metuant'', translated more literally as "let them hate, so long as they fear"[[/note]]
-->--[[BeamMeUpScotty Variously attributed to]] both Emperor [[UsefulNotes/TheRomanEmpire Tiberius]] and Emperor UsefulNotes/{{Caligula}}
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->''"He's the kind of man I wouldn't roll with if his cock was dipped in gold and he gave it to me after for a doorstop." It was an arresting image.\\

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->''"He's ->"He's the kind of man I wouldn't roll with if his cock was dipped in gold and he gave it to me after for a doorstop." It was an arresting image.\\
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->''"When the last vampire is extinct, who will mourn our passing? Will she? Will anyone? Can anyone understand this pain, this loneliness?"''
-->--'''Meier Link''', ''Anime/VampireHunterD: Bloodlust''
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->''Lance Armstrong oversaw a sophisticated doping operation that lorded over an entire sport for the better part of a decade. And I guess that's bad. But I promise you, if he had overseen such a gigantic cheating operation and been NICE about it, people wouldn't want him thrown into a stockade as they do now. They might have even let it slide, what with the whole ball cancer angle. And he should have known that...And we have a thin-skinned national media that takes being lied to oh so very personally. You don't want to humiliate self-loathing media folks like that. They'll drone on for AGES about how you duped them, and then they'll hound you to the gates of Hell for daring to make them look stupid.''
-->--'''[[https://deadspin.com/lance-armstrongs-biggest-crime-was-being-a-huge-asshole-5976386 Drew Magary]]''', "Lance Armstrong's Biggest Crime Was Being an Asshole"
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->''Do you know how evil you have to be to have the ''Swiss'' investigate you? ...Someone needs to stop him before he acquires biological weaponry.''
-->--'''[[https://www.gq.com/story/least-influential-people-2015 Drew Magary]]''' on Sepp Blatter

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->"That's ''five'' today. Any more defections, and this little 'revolution' is going to be really one-sided."
-->--'''Sheridan''', ''Series/BabylonFive'' ([[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS04E16TheExerciseOfVitalPowers}} "The Exercise of Vital Powers"]])


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->"That's ''five'' today. Any more defections, and this little 'revolution' is going to be really one-sided."
-->--'''Sheridan''', ''Series/BabylonFive'' ([[{{Recap/BabylonFiveS04E16TheExerciseOfVitalPowers}} "The Exercise of Vital Powers"]])
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-->--'''News Reporter/[[spoiler:Assassin]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux''.

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->'''Sheeva''': You have done the impossible.\\
'''ComicBook/TheJoker''': Oh? Do tell, my dear.\\
'''Sheeva''': You have united the realms against your evil!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->''"Nevertheless a prince ought to inspire fear in such a way that, if he does not win love, he avoids hatred..."''
-->-- '''Creator/NiccoloMachiavelli''', ''Literature/ThePrince''

->''"Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug, there goes Mr. Grim\\
If they gave a prize for bein' mean, the winner would be him.\\

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->'''Wenyam:''' "You're running unopposed and the polls say you
have done the impossible.\\
'''ComicBook/TheJoker''': Oh? Do tell, my dear.\\
'''Sheeva''': You have united the realms against your evil!
[[ExaggeratedTrope negative three percent support]]."
->'''Raiko:''' "'''[[BeyondTheImpossible Negative]]''' three? How is that even possible?
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->''"Nevertheless a prince ought to inspire fear in such a way that, if he does not win love, he avoids hatred..."''
-->-- '''Creator/NiccoloMachiavelli''', ''Literature/ThePrince''

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Yuck, Even the vegetables don't like him"''

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Yuck, Even the vegetables don't like him"''him''



->That's ''five'' today. Any more defections, and this little "revolution" is going to be really one-sided.

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->That's ->"That's ''five'' today. Any more defections, and this little "revolution" 'revolution' is going to be really one-sided."



->Many people hate you and would like to see you dead. How does that make you feel?
-->--'''News Reporter/[[spoiler:Assassin]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux''.

->'''President Hogfoss:''' Seriously, how bad am I standing in the polls?\\
'''Agent Johnson:''' We need more graph paper to show how far down the graph goes.\\
'''Hogfoss:''' Well, anyone can have a bad month!\\
'''Johnson:'''This is yesterday's results, sir.
-->-- [=McToonist=]'s [[http://www.mctoonist.com/search?updated-max=2012-01-19T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=1&reverse-paginate=true The President]]

->Though All Men Do Despise Us.
-->Words of House Codd, ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire.''

->Miss Simian, even I don't like you. And I like ''[[NiceGuy everybody]]!''
-->--'''Rocky Robinson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''

->''“In England, people don’t like me. But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize I’ll be better off in the States.”'' Heather must be deaf and dumb, because she made these comments after the Miss USA audience booed her ass.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2008/04/14/nowhere-to-run/ Michael K.]]''', "Nowhere To Run"

->''Kroenke is absolutely a terrible smear of dogshit across our collective sidewalks for a litany of reasons: marrying his [=WalMart=] wealth yet preening as a self-made man, sticking UsefulNotes/StLouis with a tax bill on their old stadium that they’ll be paying into 2021, and working [[UsefulNotes/LosAngeles LA]] for $100MM in tax breaks on his new cock ring of a stadium despite promising “no public money.” Yeah, our teachers are underpaid but you go ahead and skim the tax money you don’t even need...He’s passively odious and a weak pervert in a rumpled raincoat. He sports a pederast’s mustache and mirrored shades because his hatchet face drives people to hateful acts of madness. His soccer club actively derides and loathes him. He does not want the headlines nor the spotlight, because he has enough instinct to know that roaches should fear the light. He eats and breaths and counts his money in the dark like one of those cave-dwelling fish with no eyes.''
-->--'''''[[https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-los-angeles-rams/ The Defector]]''''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Rams"

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->Many people hate you and would like to see you dead. How does that make you feel?
-->--'''News Reporter/[[spoiler:Assassin]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux''.

->'''President Hogfoss:''' Seriously, how bad am I standing in the polls?\\
'''Agent Johnson:''' We need more graph paper to show how far down the graph goes.\\
'''Hogfoss:''' Well, anyone can have a bad month!\\
'''Johnson:'''This is yesterday's results, sir.
-->-- [=McToonist=]'s [[http://www.mctoonist.com/search?updated-max=2012-01-19T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=1&reverse-paginate=true The President]]

->Though
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->''Though
All Men Do Despise Us.
-->Words of House Codd, ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire.''

->Miss Simian, even I don't like you. And I like ''[[NiceGuy everybody]]!''
-->--'''Rocky Robinson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''

->''“In England, people don’t like me. But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize I’ll be better off in the States.”'' Heather must be deaf and dumb, because she made these comments after the Miss USA audience booed her ass.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2008/04/14/nowhere-to-run/ Michael K.]]''', "Nowhere To Run"

->''Kroenke is absolutely a terrible smear of dogshit across our collective sidewalks for a litany of reasons: marrying his [=WalMart=] wealth yet preening as a self-made man, sticking UsefulNotes/StLouis with a tax bill on their old stadium that they’ll be paying into 2021, and working [[UsefulNotes/LosAngeles LA]] for $100MM in tax breaks on his new cock ring of a stadium despite promising “no public money.” Yeah, our teachers are underpaid but you go ahead and skim the tax money you don’t even need...He’s passively odious and a weak pervert in a rumpled raincoat. He sports a pederast’s mustache and mirrored shades because his hatchet face drives people to hateful acts of madness. His soccer club actively derides and loathes him. He does not want the headlines nor the spotlight, because he has enough instinct to know that roaches should fear the light. He eats and breaths and counts his money in the dark like one of those cave-dwelling fish with no eyes.
Us.''
-->--'''''[[https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-los-angeles-rams/ The Defector]]''''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Rams"
-->Motto of House Codd, ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire.''



->None are so universally reviled as the [[{{Necromancy}} Giovanni]] [[TheMafia clan]]; no other branch of Caine's tree is so loathed on such a visceral, instinctive level. For all that they scoff at mortal mores, still the Kindred have absorbed more of the kine's attitudes than they admit: [[VillainousIncest incest]], [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]], [[{{Patricide}} patricide]] - the Giovanni are guilty of all these and more, and the [[EvenEvilHasStandards Kindred recoil from them like dinner guests from a plate of maggots]].
-->--''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Victorian Age: Vampire]]''

->''"How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? I know!"''
-->-- '''Squidward Tentacles''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' ("[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS1E10CultureShockFUN F.U.N.]]")

->"And what kind of a man is [[FriendInTheBlackMarket Maggs?]]"\\
"He's the kind of man [[StreetWalker I wouldn't roll with]] if his cock was dipped in gold and he gave it to me after for a doorstop."\\
It was an arresting image.\\

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->None are so universally reviled as the [[{{Necromancy}} Giovanni]] [[TheMafia clan]]; no other branch of Caine's tree is so loathed on such a visceral, instinctive level. For all that they scoff at mortal mores, still the Kindred have absorbed more of the kine's attitudes than they admit: [[VillainousIncest incest]], [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]], [[{{Patricide}} patricide]] - the Giovanni are guilty of all these and more, and the [[EvenEvilHasStandards Kindred recoil from them like dinner guests from a plate of maggots]].
-->--''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Victorian Age: Vampire]]''

->''"How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? I know!"''
-->-- '''Squidward Tentacles''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' ("[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS1E10CultureShockFUN F.U.N.]]")

->"And what kind of a man is [[FriendInTheBlackMarket Maggs?]]"\\
"He's
->''"He's the kind of man [[StreetWalker I wouldn't roll with]] with if his cock was dipped in gold and he gave it to me after for a doorstop."\\
" It was an arresting image.\\



"[[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing They offer dancing shoes for such occasions, I believe]]."

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->''"Popular opinion would consign your remains to the jackals."''
-->-- Flavor text for 0 Kingdom rating, ''{{VideoGame/Pharaoh}}''

->'''Wenyam:''' "You're running unopposed and the polls say you have [[ExaggeratedTrope negative three percent support]]."
->'''Raiko:''' "'''[[BeyondTheImpossible Negative]]''' three? How is that even possible?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheLegendOfKorraTurfWars''

->''"Let's move on now to Germany. Germany, you are receiving, from the public...[[MemeticMutation I'm sorry. Zero points.]]"''
-->--'''Bar Refaeli''', breaking the bad news while announcing the televoting scores at the [[Recap/EurovisionSongContest2019 2019 Eurovision Song Contest]].

->'''Jimmy:''' Beezy, this is serious! Saffi wants to crush [[TheCaligula Lucius]]!\\
'''Beezy:''' Nooo, who would want to hurt my dad?\\
''(everyone at the party raises their hands)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'' ("Jimmy Matchmaker")

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->''"Popular opinion would consign your remains to !!TabletopGames
->''None are so universally reviled as
the jackals."''
-->-- Flavor text for 0 Kingdom rating, ''{{VideoGame/Pharaoh}}''

->'''Wenyam:''' "You're running unopposed
[[{{Necromancy}} Giovanni]] [[TheMafia clan]]; no other branch of Caine's tree is so loathed on such a visceral, instinctive level. For all that they scoff at mortal mores, still the Kindred have absorbed more of the kine's attitudes than they admit: [[VillainousIncest incest]], [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]], [[{{Patricide}} patricide]] - the Giovanni are guilty of all these and more, and the polls say you have [[ExaggeratedTrope negative three percent support]]."
->'''Raiko:''' "'''[[BeyondTheImpossible Negative]]''' three? How is that even possible?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheLegendOfKorraTurfWars''

->''"Let's move on now to Germany. Germany, you are receiving,
[[EvenEvilHasStandards Kindred recoil from the public...[[MemeticMutation I'm sorry. Zero points.]]"''
-->--'''Bar Refaeli''', breaking the bad news while announcing the televoting scores at the [[Recap/EurovisionSongContest2019 2019 Eurovision Song Contest]].

->'''Jimmy:''' Beezy, this is serious! Saffi wants to crush [[TheCaligula Lucius]]!\\
'''Beezy:''' Nooo, who would want to hurt my dad?\\
''(everyone at the party raises their hands)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'' ("Jimmy Matchmaker")
them like dinner guests from a plate of maggots]].''
-->--'''''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Victorian Age: Vampire]]'''''

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'''Joker''': Oh! Do tell, my dear.\\
'''Sheeva''': You have united the realms against your evil.
-->--Match intro, ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->''"Oh no, not Woody!"''
-->--'''Link''' , ''WebOriginal/VesterAndFriends''

->'''Bow:''' Did you really not know any of this? I mean, your army is called "The Evil Horde."
->'''Adora:''' Who calls us that?!
->'''Bow:''' ''({{beat}})'' ''...Everybody!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower''

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'''Joker''': Oh! '''ComicBook/TheJoker''': Oh? Do tell, my dear.\\
'''Sheeva''': You have united the realms against your evil.
-->--Match intro,
evil!
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->''"Oh no, not Woody!"''
-->--'''Link''' , ''WebOriginal/VesterAndFriends''

->'''Bow:''' Did you really not know any of this? I mean,
->''Popular opinion would consign your army is called "The Evil Horde."
->'''Adora:''' Who calls us that?!
->'''Bow:''' ''({{beat}})'' ''...Everybody!''
remains to the jackals.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower''
{{Flavor text}} for 0 Kingdom rating, ''{{VideoGame/Pharaoh}}''

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->'''President Hogfoss:''' Seriously, how bad am I standing in the polls?\\
'''Agent Johnson:''' We need more graph paper to show how far down the graph goes.\\
'''Hogfoss:''' Well, anyone can have a bad month!\\
'''Johnson:'''This is yesterday's results, sir.
-->-- [=McToonist=]'s [[http://www.mctoonist.com/search?updated-max=2012-01-19T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=1&reverse-paginate=true The President]]

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->''Kroenke is absolutely a terrible smear of dogshit across our collective sidewalks for a litany of reasons: marrying his [=WalMart=] wealth yet preening as a self-made man, sticking UsefulNotes/StLouis with a tax bill on their old stadium that they’ll be paying into 2021, and working [[UsefulNotes/LosAngeles LA]] for $100MM in tax breaks on his new cock ring of a stadium despite promising “no public money.” Yeah, our teachers are underpaid but you go ahead and skim the tax money you don’t even need...He’s passively odious and a weak pervert in a rumpled raincoat. He sports a pederast’s mustache and mirrored shades because his hatchet face drives people to hateful acts of madness. His soccer club actively derides and loathes him. He does not want the headlines nor the spotlight, because he has enough instinct to know that roaches should fear the light. He eats and breaths and counts his money in the dark like one of those cave-dwelling fish with no eyes.''
-->--'''''[[https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-los-angeles-rams/ The Defector]]''''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Rams"

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->"Many people hate you and would like to see you dead. How does that make you feel?"
-->--'''News Reporter/[[spoiler:Assassin]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux''.

->"Miss Simian, even I don't like you. And I like everybody."
-->--'''Rocky Robinson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''

->"How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? It hurts, I know."
-->-- '''Squidward Tentacles''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' ("[[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS1E10CultureShockFUN F.U.N.]]")

->'''Bow:''' I mean, your army is called [[AlwaysChaoticEvil "The Evil Horde."]]\\
'''Adora:''' Who calls us that?!\\
'''Bow:''' ''({{beat}})'' ''...Everybody!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower''

->'''Jimmy:''' Beezy, this is serious! Saffi wants to crush [[TheCaligula Lucius]]!\\
'''Beezy:''' Nooo, who would want to hurt my dad?\\
''(everyone at the party raises their hands)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'' ("Jimmy Matchmaker")

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->''Nevertheless a prince ought to inspire fear in such a way that, if he does not win love, he avoids hatred...''
-->-- '''Creator/NiccoloMachiavelli''', ''Literature/ThePrince''

->“In England, people don’t like me. But I’m going to move to America, Los Angeles hopefully. I love England but everything that has happened makes me realize I’ll be better off in the States."
-->--'''Heather Mills'''

->''Heather must be deaf and dumb, because she made these comments after the Miss USA audience booed her ass.''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2008/04/14/nowhere-to-run/ Michael K.]]''', "Nowhere To Run"

->"Let's move on now to Germany. Germany, you are receiving, from the public...[[MemeticMutation I'm sorry. Zero points.]]"
-->--'''Bar Refaeli''', [[Recap/EurovisionSongContest2019 2019 Eurovision Song Contest]].
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->The newest pope is ''sooooooo'' much better than Benedict, isn't he? Who knew a pope could be, like, nice? Pope Benedict was a raging hardliner, a man who assumed the papacy with the sole mission of stubbornly defending all of its antiquated practices, and he couldn't even cut it in that job. His most notable achievement was wearing red shoes. What a game changer, Joey Ratz. No one misses you.
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201312/least-influential-people-2013#slide=23 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"

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->The newest pope ->''Kroenke is ''sooooooo'' much better than Benedict, isn't he? Who knew absolutely a pope could be, like, nice? Pope Benedict was terrible smear of dogshit across our collective sidewalks for a raging hardliner, litany of reasons: marrying his [=WalMart=] wealth yet preening as a man who assumed the papacy self-made man, sticking UsefulNotes/StLouis with a tax bill on their old stadium that they’ll be paying into 2021, and working [[UsefulNotes/LosAngeles LA]] for $100MM in tax breaks on his new cock ring of a stadium despite promising “no public money.” Yeah, our teachers are underpaid but you go ahead and skim the sole mission of stubbornly defending all of its antiquated practices, and he couldn't tax money you don’t even cut it need...He’s passively odious and a weak pervert in a rumpled raincoat. He sports a pederast’s mustache and mirrored shades because his hatchet face drives people to hateful acts of madness. His soccer club actively derides and loathes him. He does not want the headlines nor the spotlight, because he has enough instinct to know that job. His most notable achievement was wearing red shoes. What a game changer, Joey Ratz. No roaches should fear the light. He eats and breaths and counts his money in the dark like one misses you.
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201312/least-influential-people-2013#slide=23 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People
of 2013"
those cave-dwelling fish with no eyes.''
-->--'''''[[https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2020-los-angeles-rams/ The Defector]]''''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Rams"
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->''"Nonono, find- [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere find yourself another Vice-President!]] FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER VICE-PRESIDENT! You literally have the fucking citizen morale SO FUCKING LOW, under the GROUND, this place might have been- this place might have been better with different kind of leadership! You're being a dick, man!"''
-->-- '''Quackity''', to Jschlatt, ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''
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->'''Sheeva''': You have done the impossible.\\
'''ComicBook/TheJoker''': Oh? Do tell, my dear.\\
'''Sheeva''': You have united the realms against your evil!
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
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->'''Bow:''' Did you really not know any of this? I mean, your army is called "The Evil Horde."
->'''Adora:''' Who calls us that?!
->'''Bow:''' ''({{beat}})'' ''...Everybody!''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower''
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->''"Oh no, not Woody!"''
-->--'''Link''' , ''WebOriginal/VesterAndFriends''
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->'''Sheeva''': You have done the impossible.\\
'''Joker''': Oh! Do tell, my dear.\\
'''Sheeva''': You have united the realms against your evil.
-->--Match intro, ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
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->'''Jimmy:''' Beezy, this is serious! Saffi wants to crush [[TheCaligula Lucius]]!\\
'''Beezy:''' Nooo, who would want to hurt my dad?\\
''(everyone at the party raises their hands)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'' ("Jimmy Matchmaker")
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-->--News Reporter/[[spoiler:Assassin]], ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux''.

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-->--News Reporter/[[spoiler:Assassin]], -->--'''News Reporter/[[spoiler:Assassin]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AeonFlux''.



-->--- McToonist's [[http://www.mctoonist.com/search?updated-max=2012-01-19T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=1&reverse-paginate=true The President]]

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-->--- McToonist's -->-- [=McToonist=]'s [[http://www.mctoonist.com/search?updated-max=2012-01-19T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=1&reverse-paginate=true The President]]
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->''"Let's move on now to Germany. Germany, you are receiving, from the public...[[MemeticMutation I'm sorry. Zero points.]]"''
-->--'''Bar Refaeli''', breaking the bad news while announcing the televoting scores at the [[Recap/EurovisionSongContest2019 2019 Eurovision Song Contest]].
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->'''Wenyam:''' "You're running unopposed and the polls say you have [[ExaggeratedTrope negative three percent support]]."
->'''Raiko:''' "'''[[BeyondTheImpossible Negative]]''' three? How is that even possible?
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheLegendOfKorraTurfWars''

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