Quotes: Unfortunate Names
"If your last name is Hyman, don't call your daughter an adjective!"
— Adam Hills
"Hello, I'm Chester Snapdragon-McFisticuff."
Meg: Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
Yeah, go on, get it out of your system...
< ians> :-(
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?
< ians> My name is depressing.
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay"
"My name is Urblad Rotgut."
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
"We come here on this day to wed Maid Marian to Mervin, the Sheriff of....Mervin? Your name is Mervin
"The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright."
"You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular characteró now can you?"
: Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "General Protection Fault
", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown?
: Um... I'm not all that creative...
"Anybody else feels like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus? ... What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the naaame... Biggus... Dickus? *Beat* He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks."
"I got my first name from my father, and my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for President."
"Oh, ow, man. Rough deal with that power of yours. You're the Ultimate Wingman, aren't you?"
Piggot furiously whispered in Stark's ear.
"Shit. My bad. 'Clockblocker'. Not the other thing. Yeah."
"I want to stop to this fake name business right now! 'Tits Palmer?' Do you guys think I'm retarded?
"You've upset Tits!"
: Yeah. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.
(Ram heads into the kitchen to get a drink.) Kohaku
: Gesundheit. Ram
: No, no. That's his new name. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi. Igno
: Hm... What does that even mean? Kohaku
: Oh, cool. Wait, new name?
(Dragoness Imca stifles a giggle.) Dragoness Imca
: In his language or english? Because in english...... Ram
: Yes, when quarians are born, they have a ship name with "nar" in front of it. When they complete pilgrimage and become part of a crew, they get a new ship name, with "vas" in front of it.
(Dragoness Imca kinda breaks down and giggles. She's unable to hold it in any longer.) Ram
: ? Igno
: (to Ram) Awesome! Igno
: (To Dragoness Imca)... Seriously? Longram
: (To Imca) ? Longram
(To Ram): Hmmm? Kohaku
: Makes sense. He wasn't planning on having any kids with his new position, was he? Dragoness Imca
: Don't make me explain this.
(Dragoness Imca blushes.) Dragoness Imca:
Okay, Kohaku has this covered.
(Dragoness Imca looks a little relieved.) Ram
: Uhhhhhh, okay. Ram
: (To Kohaku) He might. Igno
: Don't worry, I perfectly well understood what you guys meant. Kohaku
: Ah. Should prove to be an interesting flight for him then.
(Longram looks bewildered.) Longram:
You guys lost me.
"You know, the dude who wore that helmet before you was a good guy. His name was Richard Rider... There's a joke in there if you think on it."
— Spider-Man to the second Nova in Axis #5