"Hello, I'm Chester Snapdragon-McFisticuff."
— Brad Sherwood, Whose Line Is It Anyway??

Meg: Mr. Penisberg, I quit.

Peter: Penisberg?

Mr. Penisberg: Yeah, go on, get it out of your system...

"Overall, it's a mediocre platformer game, and a cheap exploitation of the Coppola movie.. *Sees the credits* Wait, who is this?...Fred Fuch-FRED FUCKS?!?!"

— The Angry Video Game Nerd, on Bram Stoker's Dracula, the Dracula special

< ians> :-(
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?
< ians> My name is depressing.
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay"

"My name is Urblad Rotgut."

"That's your problem."

"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."

Shepard, this is Admiral Zal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. Do not ask about the name.

"We come here on this day to wed Maid Marian to Mervin, the Sheriff of....Mervin? Your name is Mervin?"

"The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright."

"You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular character— now can you?"

Nick: Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "General Protection Fault", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown?

Dwayne: Um... I'm not all that creative...