"If your last name is Hyman, don't call your daughter an adjective!"
— Adam Hills
"Hello, I'm Chester Snapdragon-McFisticuff."
— Brad Sherwood, Whose Line Is It Anyway??
Meg: Mr. Penisberg, I quit.
Mr. Penisberg: Yeah, go on, get it out of your system...
"Overall, it's a mediocre platformer game, and a cheap exploitation of the Coppola movie.. *Sees the credits* Wait, who is this?...Fred Fuch-FRED FUCKS?!?!"
< ians> :-(
< jeriko> why the sad emoticon?
< ians> My name is depressing.
< jeriko> there's lots of people with the last name "gay", ians
< ians> Jeriko, my middle name is Robert.
< ians> I just received a letter from my bank titled to "I. R. Gay"
"My name is Urblad Rotgut."
"That's your problem."
"There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."
"We come here on this day to wed Maid Marian to Mervin, the Sheriff of....Mervin? Your name is Mervin?"
The Abbott, Robin Hood: Men in Tights
"The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright."
The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, if you say Case 1-1's victim's name was "Cinder Block" by mistake
"You can't expect a chap with such a name as Dick Deadeye to be a popular characteró now can you?"
Nick: Your company's name is GPF Software, but isn't "GPF" an abbreviation of "General Protection Fault", the most dreaded of Microsoft Windows error messages, from which you can only recover by a complete system shutdown?
"Anybody else feels like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus? ... What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the naaame... Biggus... Dickus? *Beat* He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks."
— Pontius Pilate, Monty Python's Life of Brian
"I got my first name from my father, and my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't think I'd ever run for President."
— Barack Hussein Obama, 2008 Al Smith Foundation dinner
"Oh, ow, man. Rough deal with that power of yours. You're the Ultimate Wingman, aren't you?"
Piggot furiously whispered in Stark's ear.
"I want to stop to this fake name business right now! 'Tits Palmer?' Do you guys think I'm retarded?
"You've upset Tits!"
Ram: Yeah. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.
(Ram heads into the kitchen to get a drink.)
Ram: No, no. That's his new name. Delita'Tador vas Iktomi.
Igno: Hm... What does that even mean?
Kohaku: Oh, cool. Wait, new name?
(Dragoness Imca stifles a giggle.)
Dragoness Imca: In his language or english? Because in english......
Ram: Yes, when quarians are born, they have a ship name with "nar" in front of it. When they complete pilgrimage and become part of a crew, they get a new ship name, with "vas" in front of it.
(Dragoness Imca kinda breaks down and giggles. She's unable to hold it in any longer.)
Igno: (to Ram) Awesome!
Igno: (To Dragoness Imca)... Seriously?
Longram: (To Imca) ?
Longram (To Ram): Hmmm?
Kohaku: Makes sense. He wasn't planning on having any kids with his new position, was he?
Dragoness Imca: Don't make me explain this.
(Dragoness Imca blushes.)
Dragoness Imca: Okay, Kohaku has this covered.
(Dragoness Imca looks a little relieved.)
Ram: Uhhhhhh, okay.
Ram: (To Kohaku) He might.
Igno: Don't worry, I perfectly well understood what you guys meant.
Kohaku: Ah. Should prove to be an interesting flight for him then.
(Longram looks bewildered.)
Longram: You guys lost me.