Quotes / Toilet Humour

His movies are ďfilms,Ē in the same sense that colonoscopies produce films.

The Rant: Such subtle, complex humor. Truly this is my most nuanced work yet.

Oh my my, are you dining in the toilet? Aha! It looks so delicious!
Enya Geil, recapping the scene where she forced Polnareff to lick the toilet in Vaguely Recalling JoJo

Never let it be said that Marvin isnít innovative! Itís not just a strip about urine and feces, you see. Sometimes itís about vomit! Copious amounts of vomit! Foul-smelling hot dog vomit, washing over people and furniture like an endless flood, like a natural disaster. Ha ha, the vomiting babyís name was 'Hurly,' you see, because of vomit!

Not content to ruin his own comics, (Kevin) Smith flashes back to one of the pivotal moments of Year One and decides that you know what? This would be way better with Batman pissing himself.

School in the summertime, folks. No class.

Itís been leading up to this all spring. When David Spade got buried in crap in Joe Dirt, and when three supermodels got buried in crap in Head Over Heels, and when human organs fell from a hot air balloon in Monkeybone and were eaten by dogs, and when David Arquette rolled around in dog crap and a gangster had his testicles bitten off in See Spot Run, and when a testicle was eaten in Tomcats, well, somehow the handwriting was on the wall. There had to be a movie like Freddy Got Fingered coming along.

Rich: I was waiting for the fart joke. It finally happened.
Jay: Was it everything you hoped for, Rich?
Rich: It was everything and more.

Jay: A truck containing loose toilet paper (apparently), crashes into Sean's truck and everyone gets sloshed with shit—and then TP'd! So, did you like the real shit motif this movie had?

Iím guessing concession sales suffered a bit during the theatrical run of this movie.

For a story with this much toilet humour naturally there are plenty of burps, vomit forcing it way up peoples throats and of course toilets flushing!

After all, this is a movie that within the first five minutes has an extended shot of a penis and another scene later where several small children fill a bathtub with diarrhea while Eric is inside. No, Iíve known long ago gross out comedies have always played a game of 'Can You Top This?' and not only was a movie like this due but we havenít even seen the worst of it.

Idealism about the democratic process goes down better with bodily function gags.

They're talking—I'm not even shitting you—they're talking about Big E's balls sweating. They're talking for FIVE MINUTES!! about how Big E sweats. And it won't stop. It won't stop...His gimmick is that he sweats, his balls sweat. I'm not even fuckin' kidding you, I SWEAR TO GOD, he reaches down into his balls and he whips out a ball-towel from his balls and his wipes his forehead off with his ball-sweat towel (CAUSE HE SWEATS ALL THE FUCKIN TIME!)!
Noah Antwiler on Raw 12/15/14

This should have set off alarms for everyone watching. After all, when was the last time someone wore a white suit in wrestling that didnít get ruined? ...And donít blame us if weíve used that joke a dozen times already; blame WWE for constantly working scatological humor into their angles, whether it be hog-pen matches, dog-poop matches, Triple Hís un-housebroken bulldog, tainted burritos, sewage trucks, or cameras that sleep in baby carriages and soil their diapers.

Prof. Poopypants: Ya, ya, those are all really silly names, but there is nothing funny about Professor Pee Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire!
Harold: (As his and George's eyes light up in glee) Sir... are you saying your full name... is "Pee Pee. Diarrheastein. Poopypants. Esquire?"
Prof. Poopypants: Uh-huh.
(Another Beat, followed by George and Harold collapsing in hysterical laughter.)

Ann: Come on, Sarge, you've got to get back up on your feet! That last scene was a real turkey, and so far there's been none of the toilet humor we're famous for.
Nurse: Bit of shusho, fat boy! It's time for you to drink your own urine sample.
Bargearse: Toilet humour? Strap yourself in.

Frank: Because poop is funny.
Charlie: Well, I guess poop is pretty funny.
Frank: Poop is funny.