"I'm tired of you squeezing the toothpaste all the way to the end!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'm tired of you leaving your nasty socks all over the house!"
"Yeah, well I'm tired of your mother calling at three in the morning!"
Sounds pretty stupid, doesn't it? Nobody breaks up over such minor annoyances, do they? Sure! These days, people
shoot each other over less!
— Sinbad from Sinbad's Guide to Life