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->''Yes! Why don't you put ''all'' the farts in ''everywhere?''
-->-- '''Creator/EricVale''' during the outtakes for ''Anime/AceAttorney2016''
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-> ''"To whoever stole the L from the MOTOR POOL sign, ha ha we are all very amused."''
-->--'''Ms. Packard''' (again), ''WesternAnimation/AtlantisTheLostEmpire''
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-->-- '''[[Franchise/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]]''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "Kramer Vs. Showgirls"

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-->-- '''[[Franchise/ToyStory '''Brain damaged [[Franchise/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]]''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "Kramer Vs. Showgirls"
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->'''[[Anime/HirogaruSkyPrettyCure Cure Why]]''': these mushrooms are poison\\
'''Baconbutt''': is that why i suddenly have the urge to take a massive dump
-->-- ''Fanfic/PreCureInANutshell''
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->Hello, Woody! ''(gasp)'' Do you know what my daddy did? ''({{beat}})'' Poop! He pooped! Poop-de-doop doop poop! Ah, somebody left some poop in his pants.
-->-- '''[[Franchise/ToyStory Buzz Lightyear]]''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "Kramer Vs. Showgirls"

->'''Molly''': ''(her ears twitch)'' And with '''that''', [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I will see you boys tomorrow]]. …Nice try, Slink.
->'''Slink''': '''Man'''… really thought I had ya' that time.
->'''Rattles''': Wait, what? What's she talking abou- ''(*sniff*)'' '''Aw…dude!''' That is '''nasty!'''
->'''Slink''': [[InUniverseNickname Moll]]'s got some good ears, am I right?
->'''Rattles''': Bro, you are '''sick!''' … And going by '''that''' smell? In more ways than '''one.'''
-->-- ''Webcomic/Elwood2015'', "[[https://www.deviantart.com/vederick/art/Elwood-58-Silent-Antagonist-889854783 Silent Antagonist]]"
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->''"Who pooped in the peanut barrel!?!?"''
-->-- Santa Claus, ''WesternAnimation/ElfBowlingTheMovie''
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-> ''Am I not allowed to take a crap in peace around here?!''
-->-- '''[[Anime/HirogaruSkyPrettyCure Kabaton]]''', ''Fanfic/DontCryForMeIveAlreadyWilted''
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->''"Attention. Tonight's supper will be baked beans. Musical program to follow... [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who wrote this?]]"''
-->-- '''Ms. Packard''', ''WesternAnimation/AtlantisTheLostEmpire''
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-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Calliope Mori]]''' on the birth of the infamous [[GratuitiousFrench Oui Oui Pee Pee]] joke.

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-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Calliope Mori]]''' on the birth of the infamous [[GratuitiousFrench [[GratuitousFrench Oui Oui Pee Pee]] joke.
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-> You guys are twelve! Literal twelve-year olds!
-->-- '''[[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Calliope Mori]]''' on the birth of the infamous [[GratuitiousFrench Oui Oui Pee Pee]] joke.
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->It’s been leading up to this all spring. When David Spade got buried in crap in ''Film/JoeDirt'', and when three supermodels got buried in crap in ''Film/HeadOverHeels'', and when human organs fell from a hot air balloon in ''Film/{{Monkeybone}}'' and were eaten by dogs, and when David Arquette rolled around in dog crap and a gangster had his testicles bitten off in ''Film/SeeSpotRun'', and when a testicle was eaten in ''Tomcats'', well, somehow the handwriting was on the wall. There had to be a movie like ''Film/FreddyGotFingered'' coming along.

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->It’s been leading up to this all spring. When David Spade got buried in crap in ''Film/JoeDirt'', and when three supermodels got buried in crap in ''Film/HeadOverHeels'', ''Film/HeadOverHeels2001'', and when human organs fell from a hot air balloon in ''Film/{{Monkeybone}}'' and were eaten by dogs, and when David Arquette rolled around in dog crap and a gangster had his testicles bitten off in ''Film/SeeSpotRun'', and when a testicle was eaten in ''Tomcats'', well, somehow the handwriting was on the wall. There had to be a movie like ''Film/FreddyGotFingered'' coming along.
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->'''David''': "Does [a dinosaur's] roar sound like this?" ''(farts)''
->'''Lisa Loud''': "There is nothing funny about flatulence."

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->'''David''': "Does Does [a dinosaur's] roar sound like this?" this? ''(farts)''
->'''Lisa Loud''': "There There is nothing funny about flatulence."



->'''N'dugo''': ''[[[NoFourthWall to the camera]]]'' "[[DontExplainTheJoke Bad guy falls in poop.]] ''Classic element'' of physical comedy. [[ThisIsThePartWhere Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh.]] Ready?"
->'''Kip & Baleto''': "Ready!"
->'''All''': "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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->'''N'dugo''': ''[[[NoFourthWall to the camera]]]'' "[[DontExplainTheJoke [[DontExplainTheJoke Bad guy falls in poop.]] ''Classic element'' poop!]] ''Classic'' element of physical comedy. [[ThisIsThePartWhere Now comes the part part]] where we throw our heads back and laugh.]] Ready?"
''laugh.'' Ready?
->'''Kip & Baleto''': "Ready!"
Ready!
->'''All''': "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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->'''Native Guide''': ''[[[NoFourthWall to the camera]]]'' "[[DontExplainTheJoke Bad guy falls in poop!]] ''Classic element'' of physical comedy! [[ThisIsThePartWhere Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!]] Ready?"
->'''Other Guides''': "Ready!"
->'''Both''': "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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->'''Native Guide''': ->'''N'dugo''': ''[[[NoFourthWall to the camera]]]'' "[[DontExplainTheJoke Bad guy falls in poop!]] poop.]] ''Classic element'' of physical comedy! comedy. [[ThisIsThePartWhere Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!]] laugh.]] Ready?"
->'''Other Guides''': ->'''Kip & Baleto''': "Ready!"
->'''Both''': ->'''All''': "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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->'''Native Guide''': ''[[[NoFourthWall to the camera]]]'' "[[DontExplainTheJoke Bad guy falls in poop!]] Classic element of physical comedy! [[ThisIsThePartWhere Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!]] Ready?"

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->'''Native Guide''': ''[[[NoFourthWall to the camera]]]'' "[[DontExplainTheJoke Bad guy falls in poop!]] Classic element ''Classic element'' of physical comedy! [[ThisIsThePartWhere Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!]] Ready?"



->'''Both''': "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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->'''Both''': "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!""AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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->'''Native Guide''': ''[[[NoFourthWall to the camera]]]'' "[[DontExplainTheJoke Bad guy falls in poop!]] Classic element of physical comedy! [[ThisIsThePartWhere Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh!]] Ready?"
->'''Other Guides''': "Ready!"
->'''Both''': "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
-->-- ''Film/GeorgeOfTheJungle''
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->'''David''': "Does [a dinosaur's] roar sound like this?" ''(farts)''
->'''Lisa Loud''': "There is nothing funny about flatulence."
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "School of Shock"
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->'''Dolores''': It must be nice to be a boy. You can piss anywhere you want to.\\
'''Tony''': The world's my toilet.
-->--''Film/GraduationDay''

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-->--'''[[http://io9.com/adam-sandler-has-a-hell-of-a-lot-to-answer-for-1720665896 Charlie Jane Anders]]''' on Creator/AdamSandler

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-->--'''[[http://io9.-->-- '''[[http://io9.com/adam-sandler-has-a-hell-of-a-lot-to-answer-for-1720665896 Charlie Jane Anders]]''' on Creator/AdamSandler



-->--'''Enya Geil''', recapping the scene where she forced Polnareff to lick the toilet in ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''

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-->--'''Enya -->-- '''Enya Geil''', recapping the scene where she forced Polnareff to lick the toilet in ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo''



-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=19550 on]] ''{{ComicStrip/Marvin}}''

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-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' -->-- '''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=19550 on]] ''{{ComicStrip/Marvin}}''



-->--'''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-batman-the-widening-gyre-6/?trackback=tsmclip "Worst of the Worst: ‘Batman: The Widening Gyre’ #6"]]

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-->--'''Chris -->-- '''Chris Sims''', [[http://comicsalliance.com/worst-of-the-worst-batman-the-widening-gyre-6/?trackback=tsmclip "Worst of the Worst: ‘Batman: The Widening Gyre’ #6"]]



-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

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-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/TheodoreRex''

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-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' -->-- ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on ''Film/TheodoreRex''



-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on ''Film/ReadyToRumble'', Ep. 27

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-->--''WebVideo/OSWReview'' -->-- ''WebVideo/OSWReview'' on ''Film/ReadyToRumble'', Ep. 27



-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/RIPD_2013.aspx on]] ''{{Film/RIPD}}''

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-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' -->-- '''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/RIPD_2013.aspx on]] ''{{Film/RIPD}}''
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-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/exile-written-and-direct-by-nicholas.html Joe Ford]]''' on the '[[DamnedByFaintPraise audio quality]]' on ''[[Audio/BigFinishDoctorWho Doctor Who Unbound: Exile]]''

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-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2011/07/exile-written-and-direct-by-nicholas.html Joe Ford]]''' on the '[[DamnedByFaintPraise audio quality]]' on ''[[Audio/BigFinishDoctorWho Doctor Who Unbound: Exile]]''



-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/tim-and-erics-billion-dollar-movie-2012-tim-heidecker-eric-wareheim/ on]] ''Film/TimAndEricsBillionDollarMovie''

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-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment -->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2013/02/05/tim-and-erics-billion-dollar-movie-2012-tim-heidecker-eric-wareheim/ on]] ''Film/TimAndEricsBillionDollarMovie''
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->They're talking--I'm not even shitting you--they're talking about [[Wrestling/BigELangston Big E's]] balls sweating. They're talking for '''''FIVE MINUTES!!''''' about how Big E sweats. And it won't stop. It won't stop...His gimmick is that he sweats, his balls sweat. I'm not even fuckin' kidding you, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I SWEAR TO GOD]], he reaches down into his balls and he whips out a ball-towel from his balls and his wipes his forehead off with his ball-sweat towel ([[OverlyLongGag CAUSE HE SWEATS ALL THE FUCKIN TIME!]])!
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pz89sLHH3E on]] ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Raw]]'' 12/15/14



-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/11/11/the-lone-gunmen-three-men-and-a-smoking-diaper-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/TheLoneGunmen''

->They're talking--I'm not even shitting you--they're talking about [[Wrestling/BigELangston Big E's]] balls sweating. They're talking for '''''FIVE MINUTES!!''''' about how Big E sweats. And it won't stop. It won't stop...His gimmick is that he sweats, his balls sweat. I'm not even fuckin' kidding you, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I SWEAR TO GOD]], he reaches down into his balls and he whips out a ball-towel from his balls and his wipes his forehead off with his ball-sweat towel ([[OverlyLongGag CAUSE HE SWEATS ALL THE FUCKIN TIME!]])!
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pz89sLHH3E on]] ''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} Raw]]'' 12/15/14

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-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.-->-- '''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2015/11/11/the-lone-gunmen-three-men-and-a-smoking-diaper-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/TheLoneGunmen''

->They're talking--I'm not even shitting you--they're talking about [[Wrestling/BigELangston Big E's]] balls sweating. They're talking for '''''FIVE MINUTES!!''''' about how Big E sweats. And it won't stop. It won't stop...His gimmick is that he sweats, his balls sweat. I'm not even fuckin' kidding you, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I SWEAR TO GOD]], he reaches down into his balls and he whips out a ball-towel from his balls and his wipes his forehead off with his ball-sweat towel ([[OverlyLongGag CAUSE HE SWEATS ALL THE FUCKIN TIME!]])!
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pz89sLHH3E on]] ''[[Wrestling/{{WWERaw}} Raw]]'' 12/15/14
''Series/TheLoneGunmen''



-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/aj-and-dolph-are-poopy/ "AJ and Dolph are Poopy"]]

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-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', '''''Website/{{Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/aj-and-dolph-are-poopy/ "AJ and Dolph are Poopy"]]



-->--'''''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie'''''

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-->--'''''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie'''''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie''
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->It's funny 'cause it came from his butt!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' movie review
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->Yeah, I know I talk about shit a lot, but I'm staring at shit! If you were looking at shit, would you be talking about butterflies or somethin'? No, I'm looking at shit, we're talkin' shit!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on the Amiga [=CD32=] LicensedGame based on ''Film/SurfNinjas''
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->For a story with this much toilet humour naturally there are plenty of burps, vomit forcing it way up peoples throats and of course toilets flushing!

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->For a story with this much toilet humour humour, naturally there are plenty of burps, vomit forcing it its way up peoples throats people's throats, and of course toilets flushing!
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-->-- ''Television/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

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-->-- ''Television/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
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->'''Frank:''' Because poop is funny.
->'''Charlie:''' Well, I guess poop is pretty funny.
->'''Frank:''' Poop is funny.
-->-- ''Television/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
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->'''Ann:''' Come on, Sarge, you've got to get back up on your feet! That last scene was a real turkey, and so far there's been none of the toilet humor we're famous for.\\
'''Nurse:''' Bit of shusho, fat boy! It's time for you to drink your own urine sample.\\
'''Bargearse:''' Toilet humour? Strap yourself in.
-->-- ''Series/{{Bargearse}}''
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->'''Prof. Poopypants''': Ya, ya, [[SarcasmMode those are all ''really silly names'']], BUT there is nothing funny about Professor Pee Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire!

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->'''Prof. Poopypants''': Ya, ya, [[SarcasmMode those are all ''really all]] ''[[SarcasmMode really silly names'']], BUT names]]'', but there is nothing funny about Professor Pee Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire!

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