(on how to do Mark Zuckerberg)
Jesse Eisenberg: Well, I just speak in short, clipped sentences and keep my head very still... but I love your Mark Zuckerberg. How do you do it?
Sandberg: I wear this sweatshirt and I say "I am Mark Zuckerberg!"
"See it's a parody of 300, they do everything that happened in 300 only it's funny because it's not 300, it's Meet the Spartans!"
Johnny Bravo: I dreamed I was in a show that constantly makes pop culture references but never really makes jokes about them...