"Will somebody please cue that bird?!"
[Bird flies by]
Samurai Pizza Cats ("Oh yeah!")
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats ("Right on!")
They're stamping out crime and you know that ain't baloney
There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch ("That's right!")
A heckuva fighter makes a heckuva lunch
And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid ("That's me!")
Of going into battle when the bad guys invade
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover
This cat gets down down [sic] with a love hangover
Here come the Pizza Cats
They're so bad
They've got more fur than any turtle ever had
They're stronger than old cheese ("Stronger than old cheese!")
And stronger than dirt ("More stronger than dirt!")
If you step on their tails ("Not on my tail")
Then you're gonna get hurt ("Don't hurt me!")
Samurai Pizza Cats
They're fighting crime all over town
Three, Two, One
Pizza Cats are on the run
The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo
We've got a nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crows
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show
Sit right back, kick up your feet, turn the sound up high
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie
Samurai Pizza Cats!

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