Quotes / Samurai Pizza Cats

"Will somebody please cue that bird?!"
[Bird flies by, cawing]
SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS^note This is exactly the way appears on the show, but "Samurai" is still the official spelling for the show's name. Also, the "A" in "CATS" has a spinning star. ("Oh yeah!")
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS ("Right on!")
They're stamping out crime and you know that ain't baloney
There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch ("That's right!")
A heckuva fighter makes a heckuva lunch
And little Polly Esther, who's never afraid ("That's me!")
Of going into battle when the bad guys invade
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild romantic rover
This cat gets down down [sic] with a love hangover
Here come the Pizza Cats
They're so bad ("Ta-da!")
They've got more fur than any turtle ever had
They're stronger than old cheese ("Stronger than old cheese!")
And stronger than dirt ("More stronger than dirt!")
If you step on their tails ("Not on my tail")
Then you're gonna get hurt ("Don't hurt me!")
SAM / UR / I / PIZ-ZA / CATS
They're fighting crime all over town
Three, Two, One
Pizza Cats are on the run
The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo
We've got our nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crows
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show
Sit right back, kick up your feet, turn the sound up high
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie
Samurai Pizza Cats!

Ladies and gentlemen of TV Tropes, the Samurai Pizza Cat Fan Club Oath!

Seymour "The Big Cheese" Cheese: The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:

Jerry Atric: Their antics take your breath away

The Big Cheese: Like fur balls in your throat.

Speedy Cerviche: We kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat!

Guido Anchovy: Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...

Polly Esther: We land upon our feet!

Narrator: So hail to thee, oh Pizza Cats!

Please ring your little bell

Although you may be pen and ink

We know you'll fight like

Speedy, Guido, and Polly: PIZZA CATS!

Francine: A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life!

Guido: Must be rap music.

Otama (AKA: Francine) on PA system (roughly translated): Please excuse the noise! Our delicious Pizza Cats^note In the original Japanese version, "Pizza Cats" is just the name of the restaurant where they work. specialty, our "special express delivery" is about to fire! For your own safety, please stand behind the white line!^note A later version goes "Everyone, please stand behind the white line!". (cut to inside where Otama is about to launch the Nyankee / Pizza Cats) Here we go!

Unnamed dog boy: Hey mom, the Pizza Cats^note He's actually calling them "Pizza ya-san", which is roughly "the pizza store people". Discotek Media simply translated it as "Pizza Cats" for the sake of convenience. are launching again.

His mother: (Varies between episodes, but not quite as much, and not quite in the same way as in the Gag Dub)

Princess Usa / Vi: SEND HIM / HER / THEM TO THE PRISON ISLAND!!^note This version of the line is closer to the original Japanese version, and is the line used by Discotek Media in its subs of the show.

"Shogun Iei-iei Tokugawa": Pafoo!

"Emperor Fred": Fuh-RED!

Lord Ko'on: KUYASHII!^note He usually says this several times. (he then blows himself up; usually done at the end of each episode when the Kara-Kara Clan fails to defeat the Nyankees / Pizza Cats)

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