Funny / Samurai Pizza Cats

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(Please note that these entries are based on the show's Gag Dub)

• Mama-san and Junior (the mother bear and her son who watch the Pizza Cats launch into action in each episode) get some funny moments.
  • In one episode, Mama-san announces her plan to get more screen-time by shooting Junior out of a cannon. He's understandably reluctant.
    Mama: You fool! Don't you want to be a star?
    Junior: Yeah, but not a shooting star! I wanna fall apart after I retire.
  • In "Candid Kitty", Jerry speculates that Mama's a spy from another television network, and Junior's actually a test driver for Mitsubishi.
• Francine's tongue-throwing when she realizes she's mis-aimed the cannon.
• While lost in a fog, Speedy searches for Polly and gropes her ass after he seemingly finds her. Except that "she" turns out to be Bad Bird.
• In the Hot Springs Episode, Speedy and Guido getting hit on by old ladies. They duck out, then approach what they think is a pretty girl but is actually Seymour Cheese.
• In "The Great Comet Caper," when Princess Vi realizes the comet is heading towards Little Tokyo, she yells out her usual orders:
  "SEND THE COMET TO PRISONER ISLAND!"
• Francine's rather dark statement in the first episode. Polly's horrified reaction really sells it.
  "Tomcats - you can't live with them and you can't throw them down a well and drown them. There really oughta be a law."
• The entire episode of "Youth Is for Exploding", specifically involving the exploding dough robots.
  • BLOWN-UP WITH PEOPLE!
  • Polly's reaction to Guru Lou's elixir.
  Polly: I'm ready for romance now... (spits fire) I'm a delicate flower... (spits more fire) On fire!
• Speedy wants to cut down on his travel time, so he looks for a door apparently present on a mountain scene. He finds it by pulling the scene back like it's a wallpaper and slips under it.
• Emperor Fred and his lookalike scatting off each other's Cloud Cuckoo Lander babbling, even set to beatnik-esque music.
• The Reveal in "The Terror of Prisoner Island": Unbeknownst to Princess Vi, the far side of the island has been converted into a luxurious beach resort.
  • The inhabitants even put up a statue of Princess Vi, one with an audio component.
    Speedy: In honor of the sweetest words anyone could ever hear. Huh. [Pushes button on the Princess Vi statue]
    Statue of Princess Vi: I'M SENDING YOU TO PRISONER ISLAND!
• This exchange from "Candid Kitty", when Jerry Atric assures Big Cheese they've got some good footage of him coming up.
  Big Cheese: Do I get to chew the scenery?
  Jerry Atric: You even swallow it!
• "No one recognizes our samurai heroes in their secret identities! Don't ask me why, just one of the quirks of the show."
• In the episode where Princess Vi's mother is introduced, Empress Frieda and her daughter greet each other by getting in a playful (but still very destructive!) fight, much to the shock of all present.
  Empress Frieda: You remembered what I taught you!
  Princess Vi: Yeah, say "please" and "thank you", and kick the other guy before he kicks you!
• While investigating the Pizza Cats in one episode, one member of the Rude Noise is distracted by the misspelled sign next door.
  "Shouldn't 'tabacco' have an 'o' up front?"