Quotes / Power Perversion Potential

'"You see, that's the problem with people like you who have superpowers. You don't really use your super powers for good. If I had super powers, everyone would be naked, and women signing autographs at conventions couldn't resist me!"
Marvin Trill, Area 53 (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)

"It's a custom tailored energy/super-power drainer. Transfers meta-human force and funnels it into the owner — converting it to a number of pre-set super-powers.... We had to stop production. You'd be surprised how many disgusting uses there are for 'Plastic Man'."
Lightning Lady, Evil, Inc.

Sock: (To Jonathan) I just realized, I can get into your house whenever I want!

A Fan: Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a Gomu Human, does that mean his penis can stretch, too?
Another Fan: Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!
Somehow integrate her supernatural abilities into our sex life. Really... is there any other answer?
I_Am_A_Spoon, when asked in a forum poll how he would react to discovering that his girlfriend is a supernatural creature

"I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies."

Clark: In the last few months, I've been hearing things, you know? Things I couldn't before, like - like over there. Jenny's telling Pete Ross her folks are going out tonight.
Lana: That little tart! You heard that?
Clark: And I can see things too, like in the gym. Ms Stevenson's inside, putting up decorations for the dance. Somebody should be holding that ladder.
Lana: You're saying you can see through walls? So how many times have you peeked into the girl's locker room, huh?

An invisible boy in the girls' locker room. Why didn't I think of that?
Terry, Batman Beyond

Pete: Did you ever use your X-ray vision to look in the girl's locker room?
Clark: I never use my powers for personal gain.
Pete: Clark...
Clark: Okay. Maybe once.

Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room.

(Polnareff and Kakyoin are in the Dreamworld.)
Polnareff: Man, what is this?
Kakyoin: This...is the dreamworld!
Polnareff: Dreamworld? Oh, just a dream. Whelp, guess I'll just relax.
(Polnareff lays back.)
Kakyoin: This isn't the time for such things!
Polnareff: Come on, soft serve!
(An ice cream cone appears in Polnareff's hand.)
Polnareff: Whaohs!
Kakyoin: W..wow! So then... I wish.
(Relius Clover and Zato-1 appear. They give Kakyoin their autographs.)
Kakyoin: Whoa, they're here!
Narrator: They were both enjoying Dreamworld, except...
Kakyoin: Next to that Anime heroine I like... I wish, I wish!
(Death 13 appears, ruining Kakyoin's wish.)

Thursday Next: I assure you I'm not going to the Real World for the sex.
Professor Plum: When tourism was permitted, many visitors used it for little else.

Reggie: I guess if you only got stuck with one power, invisibility isn't so bad.
Delsin: No kidding, right? I've been planning what I would do if I could turn invisible since I hit puberty.
Reggie: ...Aaand this conversation is now over.

"And he immediately defiles the holy gift given to him."
Mike Nelson, at the end of MST3K's screening of Puma Man

"You know, I think you ought to get [Brodie] some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs."

Chris: That was always the creepiest part of the show, because he never ever actually gazed at any real stars with it. It was totally just so he could be a voyeur. Why he even needed a telescope for that is beyond me, but I guess he didnít have all his powers at the beginning of the show.
Chris: I think itís kind of the best joke in this series that Lois completely doesnít realize thatís what he was doing with it. Itís like, she sees it and thinks 'Awww, he feels so alone and looks up at the stars for comfort! How sweet and introspective!' Meanwhile, she could barely get it out of the barn because it was stuck to the floor.
David: Ooooooooooof.
Chris: Thanks everybody, Iíll be here all night.
Smallvillains on Smallville ("Kent")

"The invisibility cloak: Over 1001 uses, several of them non-perv-related."

MmmmÖ remote viewing, it's a beautiful thing!
Shinji right after using his Psychic Powers to spy on Asuka as she is undressing, Thousand Shinji

"This creates a little hidey hole invisible from the outside world perfect for storing weapons, valuable Bequests or bringing boyfriends you don't want your mother to know about."
—Description of the Through the Looking Glass Charm, Princess: The Hopeful

They had been fumbling lovers for an hour. But now? Now she knew what it was to be "fulfilled." Indeed, she knew that if Yulian willed it he could fill her to bursting Ė literally! A chuckle rose in his throat, formed on his lips like a bubble of bile. Oh, yes, for the Other wasn't the only one who could put out pseudopod extensions of himself!
Necroscope II: Wamphyri

We remind you again to stop horsing around with the Augmented Reality machine. It is an expensive and ground-breaking piece of equipment. Cease turning it into a puerile game. Also, the custodians have again complained about the mess left after Friday night's use of the AR machine's "Adult" program. Please, show the custodians (as well as the walls, floors, and furniture) all due respect and decorum.
—A memo from the Orochi Group, The Secret World

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