Quotes: Power Perversion Potential
'"You see, that's the problem with people like you who have superpowers. You don't really use your super powers for good. If
I had super powers, everyone would be naked, and women signing autographs at conventions couldn't resist me!"
"It's a custom tailored energy/super-power drainer. Transfers meta-human force and funnels it into the owner — converting it to a number of pre-set super-powers.... We had to stop production. You'd be surprised how many disgusting uses there are for 'Plastic Man'."
: Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a Gomu Human
, does that mean his penis can stretch, too?
Another Fan: Yo! This is the first time we've talked, Ei-chan. (Ehehe!) I'm so SHY! So anyway, I have a question. "Buggy the Clown" can split himself in pieces, right? So of course, he can also do that DOWN THERE, if you know what I mean... I can't say any more. I won't let you say any more. Don't draw anything until you answer this question!!
Somehow integrate her supernatural abilities into our sex life. Really... is there any other answer?
"I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies."
Clark: In the last few months, I've been hearing things, you know? Things I couldn't before, like - like over there. Jenny's telling Pete Ross her folks are going out tonight.
Clark: And I can see things too, like in the gym. Ms Stevenson's inside, putting up decorations for the dance. Somebody should be holding that ladder.
You're saying you can see through walls? So how many times have you peeked into the girl's locker room, huh?
An invisible boy in the girls' locker room. Why didn't I think of that?
: Did you ever use your X-ray vision to look in the girl's locker room? Clark
: I never use my powers for personal gain. Pete
: Clark... Clark
: Okay. Maybe once.
Well, yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, but I'd use my powers to protect the girls' locker room.
(Polnareff and Kakyoin are in the Dreamworld.) Polnareff
: Man, what is this? Kakyoin
: This...is the dreamworld! Polnareff
: Dreamworld? Oh, just a dream. Whelp, guess I'll just relax.
(Polnareff lays back.) Kakyoin
: This isn't the time for such things! Polnareff
: Come on, soft serve!
(An ice cream cone appears in Polnareff's hand.) Polnareff
: Whaohs! Kakyoin
: W..wow! So then... I wish.
appear. They give Kakyoin their autographs.) Kakyoin
: Whoa, they're here! Narrator
: They were both enjoying Dreamworld, except... Kakyoin
: Next to that Anime heroine I like... I wish, I wish!
(Death 13 appears, ruining Kakyoin's wish.)
: I assure you I'm not going to the Real World
for the sex.
: When tourism was permitted, many visitors used it for little else.
Reggie: I guess if you only got stuck with one power, invisibility isn't so bad.
Delsin: No kidding, right? I've been planning what I would do if I could turn invisible since I hit puberty.
: ...Aaand this conversation is now over.
"And he immediately defiles the holy gift given to him."
"You know, I think you ought to get [Brodie] some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs."
: That was always the creepiest part of the show
, because he never ever actually gazed at any real stars with it. It was totally just so he could be a voyeur. Why he even needed a telescope for that is beyond me, but I guess he didnít have all his powers at the beginning of the show. Chris
: I think itís kind of the best joke in this series that Lois completely doesnít realize thatís what he was doing with it. Itís like, she sees it and thinks 'Awww, he feels so alone and looks up at the stars for comfort! How sweet and introspective!' Meanwhile, she could barely get it out of the barn because it was stuck to the floor. David
: Ooooooooooof. Chris
: Thanks everybody, Iíll be here all night.
"The invisibility cloak: Over 1001 uses, several of them non-perv-related."