Quotes / Pedophile Priest

Dana Scully: And you think God hears your prayers?
Father Joe: You think he hears yours?
Dana Scully: I didn't bugger 37 altar boys.

Alucard: Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn't the Catholic church. And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!