Quotes / Pedophile Priest

Dana Scully: And you think God hears your prayers?
Father Joe: You think he hears yours?
Dana Scully: I didn't bugger 37 altar boys.

Alucard: Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn't the Catholic Church! And what's this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

Alucard: Honestly, if you're going to have a dick-fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world's cruelest handicap. Which I'm sure benefits the nine-year-old boy you have chained up in your private Vatican jet. Which was paid for how? Oh, right! Generous donations from your followers to spread the Word of God. All over his back.

Priest: Oh, but I had no choice! They made it impossible to say no!
Maxwell: Oh, who could resist the temptation of immortality?
Priest: Amongst...other things...
Maxwell: Oh, they didn't. What, did they just drive a truck of them up to your house?!
Priest: [stammers wordlessly]
Maxwell: Wow.

A devil in a midnight mass
Killed the boy inside the man
The holy water in his hands
Can never wash away his sins
Hold your breath and count to four
Pinky swears don't work no more
Put my trust in god that day
Not the man that got his way
I was alive but now I'm singing
Billy Talent, "Devil In a Midnight Mass"

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred.
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddy fucker,
Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist.
And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
Or reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity,
Then fuck you, motherfucker! This is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys!
Tim Minchin, "The Pope Song"

Virginity has been stolen at very young ages
And the extinguisher loses its immunity
Morbid abuse of power in the Garden of Eden
Where the apple gets a youthful face, a youthful face
Eternal silence cries out for justice
Forgiveness is not for sale
Nor is the will to forget
Epica, "Cry for the Moon"