Quotes / Off with His Head!

Get this damn thing off my neck
I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of my head
Sharpen up the blade, boys
What are you waiting for?
Here's where we all get ahead!
Wipe that damn smile off your face
Or we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotine
Sharpen up the blade, boys
Bells are now tolling, soon heads will be rolling
Voltaire, The Headless Waltz

They're going to loose their heads, for painting the roses red, it serves them right, they planted white, the roses should be red. Oh, they’re going to loose their headsssss...

"I'm gonna knock his head clean off!"
Br'er Bear, Song of the South

"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or my American heritage as a negative is: I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now if any of you sons of bitches got ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME! ...I didn't think so."
O-Ren Ishii from Kill Bill Vol. 1, after taking Boss Tanaka's head.

Off with his Head! So much for Buckingham.

"That man is a head taller than me. That may change."

(Mario is staring down Ganon and his minions while holding the Master Sword. The Moblin charges with a halberd.)
Moblin: Getya! I'm a get'cha!
(Cue Single-Stroke Battle and the Moblin's head falls off in the process.)
Moblin: Oh, my head!

"The most interesting thing about King Charles I is that he was five foot six inches tall at the start of his reign, but only four foot eight inches tall at the end of it.
Monty Python - Oliver Cromwell


"Well I guess decapitation works."
— Samuel after cutting a demon's head off, Supernatural

"You fear the cross. The sun. Fire. And, oh yes... (Adam pulls a vampire's head off through sheer strength) I believe decapitation is a problem as well."

A man is lying on the street, some punk has chopped off his head,
I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead.
Hmmm.... turns out he's dead.
Flight of the Conchords, "Think About It"

Axe Cop

Kings Landing: Live Free or Die Headless

"Blanka, no, not the headbite!"
Guile, the Street Fighter cartoon

Rorf: What are you doing with that head?
Rygel: He's an old enemy. I like that he doesn't talk back.

To the axeman, all supplicants are the same height.

The Axedwarf hacks the goblin in the head with his ¤steel battle axe¤ and the severed part sails off in an arc.

Edd, fetch me a block.
Jon Snow, A Song of Ice and Fire

Bring me Neo's head, now !
The Merovingian, The Matrix: Path of Neo

You have stolen painted eggs in a time of famine. Off with their heads, Frank.
Doctor Forrester, Mystery Science Theater 3000'

"It seems every year I'm at camp someone loses their head."

"Every person condemned to death shall be beheaded."
-— 1810 French Penal Code, art. 12